Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-04-15 at 10:32 PM UTC in 2016 Bentley Mulsanne vs Rolls Royce Phantom
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How about a hearse you cucking faker.
2. 2016-04-15 at 10:31 PM UTC in Anyone here had any experience with being test for benzo's? (UA]
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Seriously if you aren't making $50k+ a year or operating heavy machinery or working for a big bank why the fuck would they drug test you?. Its because you let them. Its a complete violation of freedom, can't you just lie and say you have a script?.
   
   If someome tried to drug test me I would just tell them everything in my system and steal a bunch of shit as I walk out after getting fired.
   
   A manager at my last job said she got piss tested once and she was taking ephedrine and it came up as positive for meth. I got tested at a hospital and they said I had MDMA in my system even though I was smoking ice. Its all corrupt backwards bullshit.
   
3. 2016-04-15 at 10:18 PM UTC in I bet doing acid at a casino would be the shit
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wanna do acid in space. There was a guy on /del/ that claimed to be an astronaut and he got DPH beedrill approved for his spaceflight and was gonna trip on a gram In zero G. I also read about a guy on /psy/ that claimed to be a fighter jet pilot in the Australian airforce and he said he took LSD while piloting a jet and had a crazy trip.
4. 2016-04-15 at 10:16 PM UTC in I'm working on a EMV/tokenization project
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Reasons why I can't post new threads or send PMs
5. 2016-04-15 at 10:14 PM UTC in The Path of Spirituality
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You need benzos.

   
   He needs to chug an entire kilogram of bundy and perform the song of trianglism on a triangle ∆ DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING OH YEAH ©®|B LEG BAG DING DING DING DING​​
   
   
6. 2016-04-15 at 10:03 PM UTC in I have Morals now.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Mars is for fucking queers. Real space niggas build artificial gravity generators using nuclear fusion.
7. 2016-04-15 at 9:57 PM UTC in What drug should I move onto?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   krokodil

   
   Purification of Thionyl Chloride-
   
   https://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/thionylchloride.purification.html
   
   Codeine Phosphate can be bought OTC as Tylenol 3's. Thionyl Chloride from car batteries and its just a skip and a hop from catalytic reduction to demethylation and you have dope.
   
   
8. 2016-04-15 at 9:46 PM UTC in Anyone here had any experience with being test for benzo's? (UA]
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Refuse all drug tests on religious grounds (claim trianglism)∆ and find a career that doesn't routinely ask for samples of bodily fluids. I drove forklift for 5 years and I was never tested even though I drove on kpin dozens of times and almost crashed once while on a blackout.
9. 2016-04-15 at 9:43 PM UTC in PTSD from near death experience
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   When I grow up I wanna be a roshambo​
10. 2016-04-15 at 9:41 PM UTC in Chartering helicopter to throw bags full of Rolexes into Lake Michigan
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    >Rolex
    [greentext]>not Bvlgari[/greentext]
    
    LOL @ thinking a Rolex is any real status of wealth. What a fucking pleb.
11. 2016-04-15 at 8:24 PM UTC in Well done, Lanny
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    AND NOW I CANT EVEN TOAST NEW BREADS!!!! WHAT THE FUCK LANNY YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE BREADS!. they're right here stop shouting. NO FUCK YOU I CANT TOAST NEW BREADS THIS IS BULLSHIT!!.
    
    shut up [SIZE=18px]you... [/SIZE][SIZE=24px]you...
    
    [SIZE=48px]DOUBLE POSTER!!
    
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12. 2016-04-15 at 8:17 PM UTC in So I was wiping my ass with €500 notes today
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    U wot m9?
13. 2016-04-15 at 4:35 PM UTC in So I was wiping my ass with €500 notes today
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ordering stacks of S$100,000 Singaporean Dollar bills to use as napkins for my banquet table.
14. 2016-04-15 at 4:32 PM UTC in So I was wiping my ass with €500 notes today
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    $100 bills are so 2001, it's like using 1-ply.
15. 2016-04-15 at 4:14 PM UTC in Test Test... go fuck yourself
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    C'mon, man..Why doesn't it work? Piece of shit internet bullshit. Go fuck yourself.
16. 2016-04-15 at 3:59 PM UTC in Chartering helicopter to throw bags full of Rolexes into Lake Michigan
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    dude just stop. youre so pathetic
17. 2016-04-15 at 9:09 AM UTC in The Path of Spirituality
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

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    You need benzos.
18. 2016-04-15 at 8:24 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Really sell guy, best host ever. Even thought he's the only I've ever met,

    
    Kek
19. 2016-04-15 at 6:17 AM UTC in I bet doing acid at a casino would be the shit
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I bet smoking DMT right before an electroconvulsive therapy session would fuck some shit up right and proper.
20. 2016-04-15 at 5:35 AM UTC in Chartering helicopter to throw bags full of Rolexes into Lake Michigan
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am this rich.