Chartering helicopter to throw bags full of Rolexes into Lake Michigan

1. 2016-04-15 at 5:11 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am trying to emulate MC Hammer and show off my disgusting opulence by purchasing bags full of Rolex watches and tossing them into Lake Michigan from a helicopter. My only problem is that I don't know what type of helicopter to charter. Something small and zippy to toss my Rolexes in a larger spread, or more comfortable and bug, to cruise along at a lavish pace, smashing the Rolexes with hammers and firing them out with a tee shirt launcher, wrapped in Bernie Sanders tees?
2. 2016-04-15 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am this rich.
3. 2016-04-15 at 12:59 PM UTC

   #3
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You'd be way better off with a giant blimp that says, "I'M WAY BETTER AND RICHER THAN YOU" emblazoned on both sides, and the bottom and top, front and back. Yes, you can use different colors and underlines.
4. 2016-04-15 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   dude just stop. youre so pathetic
5. 2016-04-15 at 9:41 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   >Rolex
   [greentext]>not Bvlgari[/greentext]
   
   LOL @ thinking a Rolex is any real status of wealth. What a fucking pleb.
6. 2016-04-15 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   >Rolex
   [greentext]>not Bvlgari[/greentext]
   
   LOL @ thinking a Rolex is any real status of wealth. What a fucking pleb.

   
   
   Bvlgari watches are shit bro, what are you smoking? I would not be caught dead throwing those abominations into my beautiful Lake Michigan.
7. 2016-04-15 at 10:57 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The great mitt of Michigan would swat your fake ass into the lake before you could even get off the ground.
8. 2016-04-15 at 11:44 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   The great mitt of Michigan would swat your fake ass into the lake before you could even get off the ground.

   
   
   That is not how helicopters work.