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2016-04-15 at 5:11 AM UTC in Chartering helicopter to throw bags full of Rolexes into Lake MichiganI am trying to emulate MC Hammer and show off my disgusting opulence by purchasing bags full of Rolex watches and tossing them into Lake Michigan from a helicopter. My only problem is that I don't know what type of helicopter to charter. Something small and zippy to toss my Rolexes in a larger spread, or more comfortable and bug, to cruise along at a lavish pace, smashing the Rolexes with hammers and firing them out with a tee shirt launcher, wrapped in Bernie Sanders tees?
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2016-04-15 at 5:09 AM UTC in 2016 Bentley Mulsanne vs Rolls Royce PhantomI have decided to treat myself with a decent car, nothing fancy, just point A to point B, but I cannot decide whether to get the RR Phantom or Bentley Mulsanne. Please help me with my dilemma.
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2016-04-15 at 5:04 AM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this week
You would no a thing or two about being a liar
​You're right, I lie all the time. That's how I got ahead in life and that's how I know you are D-grade bullshitter with a PhD in whineology.Says the Muslim with a haggard wife that never gets laid.
Few things give me more genuine pleasure than the desperate and feeble attempts of a faggot struggling to think up a good comeback after getting rekt.
Cry more. Your tears are delicious.You talk about throwing money around but you never follow through. Why didn't you follow through with helping mq out?
Ask him again, he got lots of green in the mail. -
2016-04-15 at 2:11 AM UTC in I have Morals now.Mars is cool
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2016-04-15 at 1:30 AM UTC in I bet doing acid at a casino would be the shitOr an arcade
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2016-04-15 at 1:01 AM UTC in Scenario: you hit a black kid with your car...I would stay and let the residuals of white power protect me from harm.
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2016-04-15 at 12:54 AM UTC in Scenario: you hit a black kid with your car...(you're white) the kid ran out into the road, you weren't speeding and did nothing wrong and you stop, and an irate black mob approaches your car... would you drive off?
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2016-04-15 at 12:41 AM UTC in I have Morals now.I would never kill someone on Mars.
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2016-04-14 at 8:46 PM UTC in What drug should I move onto?Crystal meth and jenk and heroin and syncans and nutmeg with some bundy.
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2016-04-14 at 8:42 PM UTC in Games We've Completed
Name any first person shooter and I've played it from beginning to end.
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2016-04-14 at 8:39 PM UTC in top buzzwords of the last 4 yearsCrib leg bag and slippery slappers ∆
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2016-04-14 at 8:37 PM UTC in MXM3-MeO-2'-Oxo-PCM (MXM)
3-MeO-2'-Oxo-PCE (MXE)
I've heard of PCE being just as strong as PCP but what the fuck is PCM?.. Hmm.. -
2016-04-14 at 8:31 PM UTC in I need new websites to trollShroomery is all faggots, no fun. Trolling *Chan's is worthless.
I've been posting in teen chat groups and telling them I'm 16. Maybe I can lure me a loli. Also solvent huffing.
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2016-04-14 at 8:27 PM UTC in Pulled the trigger on a Learjet 85 lease todayTake LSD and fly it
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2016-04-14 at 7:48 PM UTC in Cronaldo lend me your eyesPDF with pics and info-
https://www.aiha.org/aihce06/handouts/rt236cameron.pdf
Tetra trap how to clean pills-
http://chemistry.mdma.ch/hiveboard/c...000468062.html
HI/P reduction of pseudoephedrine-
https://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodi...y/meth.rp.html
Lithium/Ammonia "Nazi" reduction of pseudoephedrine-
https://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodi...h.mrclean.html
NIS nano meth cook-
http://niggasin.space/forum/better-l...-the-ol-half-g
The LT method (pill cleaning)-
http://www.wdrestored.com/forums/vie...php?f=24&t=362
How to make 57% HI acid-
https://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodi...dic.argox.html
OTC NH3 Genny-
MBRP bible-
https://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodi...y/rpbible.html
If you can't get MBRP use H3PO3 monopotassium phosphite fertilizer sold as golf green fungicide
I have a modern updated pill cleaning guide written in 2014 somewhere, I might have posted it already.
If you cant get any of that you might still possibly be able to do a p2p cook.
Order salicylic acid and mandelic as "pimple cream" to a front.
Methylamine/Nitromethane from RC fuel or drag race nitro.
Mercuric sulfate is less watched than HgCl2.
Phenylacetic Acid from Mandelic Acid-
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2016-04-14 at 5:44 PM UTC in Pulled the trigger on a Learjet 85 lease today
hey, all! Throwaway because I don't want my friends + family knowing about this quite yet.
I'll keep it short- I was blessed recently to get a great new job that pays roughly 3x my old job. I have about $2000 a month extra now, but this is a very new thing. I've never owned a new car before, just bought used ones for cash, so I don't know squat about leasing or buying.
Hello, I am Prince Adabito Abimbola of Swaziland
I have been requested by the Swaziland National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Swaziland National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Swaziland National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Swaziland Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.
You assistance is requested as a non-Swaziland citizen to assist the Swaziland National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Swaziland, in moving these funds out of Swaziland. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Swaziland National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Swaziland National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.
However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Swaziland law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$1000 in a Swaziland bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Swaziland.
If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Swaziland National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Swaziland.
Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Swaziland Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.
Yours truly,
Prince Adabito Abimbola -
2016-04-14 at 4:14 PM UTC in MXMNever even heard of it, I think. Weird. Is it new?
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2016-04-14 at 4:11 PM UTC in top buzzwords of the last 4 yearsISIS.
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2016-04-14 at 1:33 PM UTC in 2 hits vs 1 hit (at once)
1 hit is better. There aren't many drugs that taking 2 at once as opposed to 1 back to back is going to make any difference. My lungs are CUCKED so I take miniature hits of pot marijuana. A 'loaded bowl' to me would have been smoked in 4-5 monster rips to me back in the day, now the same bowl will last me 15 hits which I take over the course of an hour or two and achieve mostly the same high.
time to switch to edibles. i dont smoke anymore and dont regret it, my lungs feel amazing -
2016-04-14 at 1:31 PM UTC in top buzzwords of the last 4 years"mansplaining" - i hate this word so much, its basically just what a dumbass "feminist" can claim any man is doing in the case of an argument to completely invalidate his point (in her mind) and win the argument no matter what. god what a stupid fucking word