Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-04-18 at 10:33 AM UTC in How much acid should I do for the second time?
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   Just eat it all man, don't be a puss. I'm getting a half oz shrooms I was planning to eat the entire thing. That's how its done
2. 2016-04-18 at 10:28 AM UTC in LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL FIELD FULL OF FLOWERS
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   Why is there so much yellow little flowers all over the place. It makes a bright contrast but they are just EVERYWHERE.
3. 2016-04-18 at 10:25 AM UTC in Anna.
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   I thought this was a letter you wrote to someone. that's how intoxicated I am
4. 2016-04-18 at 10:16 AM UTC in Humans are a disease
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   what's this 'we' business? the closest you came to nuclear power was blowing you house up in a failed meth synth

   The fire was because we hacked the power meter in October and turned the stove on high before I left So when they turned it on there was a huge fire that burned through my wall into my room where I keep all my chemicals and they are like 50-60% gone I lost my entire life in that house.
   
   There's still some red P, pseudoephedrine and solvents kicking around I might get it tonigjt
   
5. 2016-04-18 at 10:08 AM UTC in Do you think I'm cute?
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   I knew I had this on my phone for something
6. 2016-04-18 at 10:06 AM UTC in Is it too late to be an astronaut?
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   meth labs in space
   space meth

   I was thinking lastnight how hard it would be to pack and smoke a bowl in zero G. You could get a nice fat hit in the bubble crystalized but when it melts wouldnt it just float out of the carb and not only waste the drugs but spit out hot corrosive meth oil
   
   Its never to late to be a cosmonaut. You just need lots of money or a job at NASA.
   
7. 2016-04-18 at 10:02 AM UTC in Hey guys, i'm drunk and uh...
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   Dis nigga high yall
8. 2016-04-18 at 6:23 AM UTC in Hey guys, i'm drunk and uh...
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   ^ freal
9. 2016-04-18 at 6:21 AM UTC in Hey guys, i'm drunk and uh...
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   this is the last time i'm getting drunk for a while
10. 2016-04-18 at 5:47 AM UTC in Is it too late to be an astronaut?
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    You know what I hate? XKCD. I hate hate hate it.
    
    Instead of a joke, here's a graph! Unnnggghh... I'm soooo smart... fuck comedy. Just check out this fucking graph.
    
    Hey everyone, I read XKCD. Yes, that's right, I read a comic for intellectuals. This comic, for example, isn't a comic at all. It's a graph! Unnhhh I'm SO fucking smart.
    
    If I was ever Hitler, the first people going into the camps would be XKCD fans.
11. 2016-04-18 at 5:24 AM UTC in Is it too late to be an astronaut?
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    http://explosm.net/comics/466/
12. 2016-04-18 at 12:39 AM UTC in Do you think I'm cute?
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    you look like matthew grey gubler; always have, now you're his son

    
    The thread's contents are equally as important as pictures of my face. However, they are not more important than pictures of my face.
13. 2016-04-18 at 12:32 AM UTC in Lmfao, the US is going to be a political fuckfest for the next 5 years minimum.
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    We'll have Shillary "Fake As Fuck" Cucked-inton who couldn't even control her husband's dong and has zero qualification or experience that doesn't stem from banging a great president, facing off against McDonald jedi-lite Trump, a mildly retarded Republicoon who would sell America to the gooks for a quick buck. Or even worse, Commie Sanders wins the Dem nomination and he sacrifices us on the altar of Marx.
    
    This choice will be even worse than George W Kush vs John "Shit alternative" Kerry. We are fucked.
14. 2016-04-18 at 12:22 AM UTC in CM Punk is my spirit animal
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15. 2016-04-17 at 11:58 PM UTC in Do you think I'm cute?
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    Thread theme song:
    
    
    The album cover makes me sad and caused me to spontaneously save 6 lives in a sudden outburst.
    
    I started re watching the first four seasons of Sponge Bob last night, but I only got few a through episodes before my beautiful son and daughter told me they needed a bath. I learned how to tie my shoelace, my ABC's, and sometimes everyone is just friends. I've been building foster homes for imaginary friends and knitting sweaters for mice because I'm nice. I spend my free time scavenging the ground for another sound; I've wasted my life learning how to play the fife. Everything is just right.
    
    Right?
    
    Everything is
    
    Just
    
    Ri
    
    Gh
    
    T
    
    So many sparrows flew towards me in an arrowhead formation this morning when I went to the store to buy charity for the deceased, I became vegan except for my neice. I think Hello Kitty is Hello Purr-purr-retty!
    
    I learned so much about oneness with the 1 and not the 0, the 0 is occultism, black magick and derogatory voodoo practices intent on destabilizing our mission towards a dimensional plane of absolute unity and bliss with Eve and Eden interconnected through the hearts and not the groins. The snake fucked a rake and then he ate a steak so big it made his stomach break.
    
    And that we call Karma.
    
    Since 1 > 0, 1 reigns superior over 0 except in mirror-realities in which chaos is the end-state by means of linear pathing. Karma is the regression towards the unified state.
    
    It should be called regression because in my opinion everything came first and nothing came last, meaning we are on a crash course in time to the Grand Supreme Brutal Planet Ass Master Of Xanu.
    
    
    MIND = BWOWN
    
    
    
    I am merely............merely an amalgam
    
    
    
    These are my ingredients. Stir in a wombflask, serve, self aware reality cause now is the best time to percieve a > you know?
    
    I am here to bring love, peace, and euphoric bliss that will transcend anything you have ever felt before, I am a beacon of positive vibrations and ascension towards the angelic world in which 1 exists with a 0 or in any paradoxical form. Pure, refined, uncut 1.
    
    Are you the one, to be the one, to make a 1?
16. 2016-04-17 at 9:21 PM UTC in What are you favorite punk rock bands?
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    this thread pretty much sums up my high school years
17. 2016-04-17 at 9:21 PM UTC in Bill Nye "the bullshit" Guy
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    lol. mark morano is literally a shill
18. 2016-04-17 at 9:18 PM UTC in top buzzwords of the last 4 years
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    "problematic" in leftist circles.
    In general maybe "autism" used as a generalized insult for being socially awkward

    
    
    also, "non-issue"
19. 2016-04-17 at 7:37 PM UTC in Bill Nye "the bullshit" Guy
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    My favorite conspiracy is that Bill Krozby is a hotdog
20. 2016-04-17 at 6:36 PM UTC in sell yescard cvv fullz acc paypal dumps+pin bank login wu trf
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    Your name is literally fraudell