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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka I wish I could stop drinking monster because two cans per day for three years is excessive, makes me feel like I’m due for a stroke, stomach doesn’t feel great, bad for teeth, kills collagen, ruins complexion, I thought I had peripheral neuropathy at one point, right hand still feels a bit rigid. I just need it to wake up though, sipping it from a straw when it’s cold is great and I need b12.

    I don't know what the solution is for you other than replacing it with something else. I have an extremely addictive personality but for whatever reason I've never been addicted to coffee or caffeine as far as I know and never used anything to "wake up and start my day" other than just plain old water.

    But maybe would a nice tall caramel iced coffee be better for you to wake up with rather than the energy drinks? I did drink 2-4 monsters every NIGHT a while back for about 1 year, while I stayed up playing call of duty for 6-8 hour sessions. Just got so used to having them but I think that was half the addiction, and it didn't really by any means need them to stay awake or anything, plus I just liked the taste.

    Now I pretty much just drink exclusively water and I'm used to it and it definitely feels noticeably better on the body than filling it with sugars and other junks. For me I'm almost able to use my addictive nature to my benefit in that regard by being "reverse addicted" to not using stuff (like coffee or sugar or energy drinks or soda).

    Ive also quit smoking cigs entirely unless I'm drinking (which I've eliminated to once a weekend) and I'm hoping to snowball off that reverse addiction to hopefully quitting altogether.

    Now I'm just talking about ME ME ME I'm sorry. What was my point? Oh yeah to try the nice caramel iced coffee in the morning instead of energy drink, I guess idk if that's even healthier or not but energy drinks feel gross looking back at them, definitely a good idea to try and eliminate them from your diet. And trust me I'm a professional dietician and cosmonaut so I know pretty much everything there is to know about everything, ever.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Predicted you had no response due to your piss poor social skills. Pathetic.

    The most truthful and accurate posts around here somehow "never get read" by the person they're addressing. This tends to be an ongoing theme. LOL. 🤔
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think I was probably 3 or 4 when I saw a pippi long stocking movie and I don't remember anything about it other than a tiny hazy little memory about something near the end when she was near a river or there was a fire or something, and it was really scary. That's the entirety of my memory. It was really really scary and concerning to me.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka Those are cute, I think I’m gonna get CRIME PAY$ now tho

    Understandable. I know you's about that life. Just make sure you get it in old English font across your stomach.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka https://www.clinical-depression.co.uk/

    I get that. The longest I took them was two months, citalopram, didn’t read a book the whole summer and was sitting in the rain like a zombie trying to feel something. There’s nothing scarier than your voice being killed and mindfulness freaks me out I think it’s akin to mindlessness.

    Thanks btw

    Oh for sure. I've been diagnosed with bi-polar and major depressive disorder for a long time. Just kinda used to it at this point but that's the problem. I didn't want to get to used to it. I don't have any good advice because if I did I'd take my own advice and not have to live this LOLLERCOASTER of emotions but if I did have some, I really do think the healthy diet and exercise is ridiculously beneficial as lame as that sounds to a person when they're depressed and don't want to do shit besides sit around and eat garbage foods.

    It's crazy how fast healthy choices can have a snowball effect going forward, but on the same token, not healthy choices can snowball the opposite way just as quickly.

    But more important than anything to remember is that

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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Floating in the clouds. I don't have any alcohol or drugs and I'm gonna keep it that way as long as I can.

    Applied for free healthcare and food stamps yesterday just to see if theyll give it to me lol. I highly doubt it but it'd be cool to get a free $250 to blow on one exotic grocery load.

    I'm gonna keep looking for dream jobs I can do from home because I'm sick of working around other people.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by smokemon

    FOOLED YOU. I saved it as liver since I knew that would be the first place someone would look.

    No. Its not a liver.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Seedless watermelons

    yard-sticks

    chocolate grasshoppers
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai Actually I just realized space is literally gay/bi because it's had a lot of men *and* women inside it. At the very least space is confirmed queer.

    Space is a sick fuck for real, it would fit right in around here, we should ask space to join the site.

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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Because of intelligent design.

    It's actually because of sheer circumstance and some word I can't think of. However you say it. We aren't here as a result of intelligent design, everything is around us as a result of us. Fuuuck. I know what I mean.

    Like when someone says ohhh look at everything around you and how everything just has to be JUST SO for us to be even able to be alive and what are the odds just ASTRONOMICAL oh it has to be a CREATOR, but, no... It doesn't. It's just the astronomical odds were bound to happen in this infinite space around us and we are circumstances of it, so it FEEEEEEEEELS like we are somehow unique and special but that's only because we are here to feel that way. Falco knows what I mean maybe he knows how to word it properly.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Enjoy your $$$ homey, governments are for faggots and any chance you can get to skim a tiny fraction out their greedy ass pockets is a big ole WIN. I'm gonna go to their website and LIE right now and try to get some extra free stuff on the side because fuck em. Yahoooo!!!
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka How did you get off monster? I can’t stand coffee. Tea is bearable but not what I’d choose. For some reason whoever’s closest to me has a crazy amount of influence over me. I didn’t smoke for two years when my closest friend was a med student, so I think I just need a new bestie. I probably will have diet questions when I think of them.

    I honestly don't remember how I stopped drinking the EnErGyDrInKz. I think it was just kind of a realization like you're talking about where I'm like "fuck man this is dumb (and expensive) why do I keep buying these every fucking night? And then I just... Didn't buy them anymore, and again, let my habitual personality work in my favor to get in the habit of..not using them, almost to the point where the idea of having one just seemed gross.

    I don't know how the fuck I haven't used this some principle with trying to quit smoking though long long ago. Cuz if energy drinks are a stupid unhealthy expensive habit than smoking is like the dumbest thing in the fucking world. Just get so used to it that it feels weird not to but really it is absolutely RETARDED since you get basically nothing out of it other than the psychological aspects of it, at least for me (stepping out at work, extra breaks, a nice smoke after a meal, smoking in the car, smoking with a buddy) it's all social habitual routine stuff thats more the addiction than the actual nicotine itself.

    The best advice I can give for any addiction is it NEEDS replacement because you got a huge void to fill whether it's physical or mental.

    Also I don't like coffee at all either but with enough sugar and caramel I do love, and I keep saying this, a nice iced caramel coffee. Maybe it's just as unhealthy as an energy drink..lol. I really don't know I'm obviously not really a dietician.

    When I visited Alaska there was this little coffee booth we'd visit right at the crack of dawn every morning and they had this caramel apple iced coffee and Jesus of Nazareth it was the greatest thing of all time. I know I like the McDonald's ones they make but I'm scared to get one as it might trigger some new addiction that I don't need right now.

    What are your exercise habits like?
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Tyrant Lmao gimp

    ahhh sheeit i didnt even get that. NOICE NOICE
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra use gimp, it's like open source photoshop

    https://www.gimp.org/downloads/

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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Uh oh the kill myself card was brought out early. I'm gonna Photoshop you a special picture just for you as a token of my appreciation for you.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hello 2072 brethren, sistren, and whatever else you all may be identifying as and referring to one another as ...

    First off I just want to say hi my name is WREN and Im a loser from the internet and from Fargo North Dakota and it is Jan. 29, 2022

    Did youtube disable their comment section yet? I bet they did.

    I guess maybe you dont have video sharing platforms anymore maybe everyone is tapped into some virtual reality stuff like all the time.. I donpt know obviously... I rarely know what Im talking about or even trying to say

    Were supposed to go to MARS here within a decade or so Im told, so I wonder what thats like for you. Are there peolpe living there now?

    Why the fuck am I asking you questions?

    Ok uh... we have laptops and smartphones and thats mostly what everyone likes to look at and be on more and more these days, everyone wants to be the next big thing especially the GEN Zs and the Generation betas I guess theyre calling it now but theyre all still tiny little kids so who knows but theres this thing called TIK TOK thats SWEEPING the nation and its making everyone kind of weird

    Ill defer to other members of this site to tell you about important stuff like the geopolitical happenings and politics and all that which Ipm sure you totally have resolved by now and you are all living as one in harmony, with no crime or violence to speak of

    Hmmm we still kill lots and lots of animals to eat them but there seems to be more plant based foods and lab grown meat stuff so maybe thats normal for you folks now.

    Were solving a lot of crimes that we couldnt solve 50 years ago due to new technology advances with forensics and DNA and all that good stuff. Were pretty much always being filmed or monitored in one way or another which obviously has its pros and cons

    I had a cat named Chootie that died four years ago coming up here on February 22nd, 2022. It was dumb and it made me sad but she was cool you would have liked her. Do you guys have lots and lots of kitties everywhere ? Now Im asking questions again that i wont be around to hear the answers to. told you im a LOSER

    What else... here in the united states marijuana is becoming more legal but its still illegal in half the states at least recreationally, i think one or two states have decriminalized what we refer to as harder drugs like cocaine and LSD. maybe you have some really neat new drugs that youre into and these will seem silly

    internet pornography is readily available and accessible to anyone and everyone and contains everything you could ever imagine and more

    thats prety much everything.. theres nothing else to mention so youre welcome and have a nice day. oh and we dont call Pluto a planet anymore but we used to, but I hope you call it a planet again because it will always be a planet in my heart. Thank you
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G Hit 3 of 5 props, broke even.

    Heard. Good ole breaking even, the old-fashioned win.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Frala: meets lanny, the admin of the site. Moves in together with him. Doesnt announce every single time they have sex. Is a person.

    Candy: meets guy. Instantly talks like a teenage girl. My boyfriend my boyfriend. Boyfriend cheats at chess. Coochie. Is a person.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hmm, never heard of it. Looks like they ripped off a similar show from MYYYYYYY childhood

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