Originally posted by Kafka
I feel uneasy about relaxing, I’m not used to being all caught up so I feel like I’m forgetting something important I have to do. I know there is no such thing as free time because there’s books to read.
I'm the opposite. We should transfer our energies in some weird ritualistic dance so that we both balance out to perfect harmony.
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Thank you sir. May all of your bets and parlays this evening be fruitful and 100% successful.
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Originally posted by Kafka
My dad was like that, very generous, decent and friendly when he was sober, but he secretly hated everyone and would talk to himself in the mirror while drunk and shaving, very violent. I have a three and a half hour voice note of him talking to himself. He really was decent sober though, in England there was a gang of youths started on some Japanese, so he got involved beat some of them up, some lil girl tried to spray his hand with acid and he said he’d beat her up too. The Japanese man gave my dad his belt as thanks and he got all our names engraved on it saying he loves us.
I don't mean to be insensitive but this begs the question...
Did he get drunk and beat you guys with the name-belt?
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Hey guise just a job update I'm actually a posthumous face tattooer now I'm really good at it too but lol oops wrong thread, as you were sorry!
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Probably just the entire Frank Zappa discography one time real quick.
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Nothing like a good old fashioned self-imposed Judas Cradle to get the loins a'stirring. I don't blame her. I'm ROCK HARD just thinking about it.
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Originally posted by Kafka
Now I’m even more worried
Ah yeah sorry I suppose that wasn't a very good way to try and alleviate your worries.
Well uh... It's estimated that 100 billion people have already died before you, so, youre like in a super small minority of awesome living people so I think you'll be good sister.
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Originally posted by Tyrant
Is it chootie 2?
No it's my friends gray tabby but she's a smart little cutie pie. Chootie 2.0 was Chloe and still lives above my buddy's place a few blocks away, I visit her from time to time.
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2021-04-15 at 6:19 PM UTC
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OMG Chootie 2.0
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2021-04-15 at 6:18 PM UTC
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OMG Chootie 2.0
So, as destiny would have it, I was just walking to the bowler and halfway there I remembered they dont open until 3. So, I stopped in my tracks and took a left turn weird little detour to go back home, and what do I discover, but a wild little babby Chootie wandering around in the STREET.
So yeah. I approached her and she didnt run away like I expected her to. I took her. I'm putting her on Facebook lost and found and gonna do all that but , I'm really really hoping nobody replies.
I just brought her home and gave her a huge dish of food which she gleefully HOUSED, telling me she hasn't eaten in a while. Shes really skinny. I love her.
It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.
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2021-04-16 at 12:21 AM UTC
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OMG Chootie 2.0
Originally posted by aldra
can you actually feel the microchip? I've never felt it on my cats but I've never actually thought to consciously look for it
I have no idea. I just tried to feel it. Anyway I'm gonna eat a bunch of mushrooms now and play with her . Leave me alone.:)
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Everyone is wrong it's actually time for me to go feed Hilde the kitty bitty.
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Originally posted by frala
There were people who started to doubt she was real bc she was really hot so I guess someone started digging around and figured out she was a cam girl and found some INFORMATION. One video in particular was just a very lackluster performance of her masturbating with a dildo, à la Paris Hilton pillow princess sex tape, and I lost all interest.
That seems to be the opposite of misfortune lol.
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2022-01-28 at 1:47 AM UTC
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What happened to Squirrel?
I feel like DTE could give a roight proppa handjob probably a footjob too, that's a compliment bae please don't call me a weird
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My sleep schedule is ass backwards fucked right meow so I'll be up for the next 8 hours probably watching 1st amendment audits and true crime stories and nterrogations so if anyone needs anything I'll be checking in frequently maybe. Thanks
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2022-01-28 at 3:09 AM UTC
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Shitting salt out your ass
That's called reverse sounding
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2022-01-28 at 3:51 AM UTC
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Random image thread
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Random image thread
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Obviously the former DH dudes, no OG NISers…back on DH you couldn't breath without someone sending you a nooood. Then there were girls like RXbaby who just posted them on the forums.
Who had the most popular bobs and vajeen in the hotel? Do you have photo evidence saved of the creme de la creme?
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