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2022-01-28 at 12:12 AM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...I wish some of you really would do a podcast so I could listen to it and smile and then maybe be a guest one day but I usually can't think of anything to talk about without being promptedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-28 at 12:09 AM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...Lol if I could just be Robin Williams level of manic I would absolutely do stand up and I'd probably do 6-hour sets and just keep going not even realizing the club had closed hours ago and it was completely empty.
When I look at my Facebook memories from 8 years ago I have to keep from cringing my butthole inside out from how ridiculous some of my posts were like if I hadn't known better I would've thought for sure I was on crack and meth 24 hours a day, but also I miss it because I really just DGAF and that's kinda what I've always YEARNED for. I YEARN.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 11:36 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...I would love to watch you bomb though and I'd help by also not laughing even if I got your jokes just to help intensify the awkward levels and really let you soak it in. That's why Norm is the best of the best. He was up there for himself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-27 at 11:34 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
Originally posted by Sudo Have you ever done an open mic night? I'd fucking love to do that, there are at least 2 comedy clubs in my city and I think I could make things dark and awkward very quickly and eventually win them over. I would love to experience bombimg because every comedian says it's good for the soul.
Sorry for quick mix posting all over this thread, my modafinil wore off heyooooooo
I have not done an open mic night and can easily admit that my confidence levels right now would not allow it. Maybe if I had the proper amount of Xanax or something but fun fact- I've never used it so I wouldn't even know. The only drug I've ever used to make me less anxious is alcohol and it absolutely does the trick but after I reaxh my magic point I generally just act retarded.
There is a nice little cushion though like 3-6 drinks where I'm in my zone and if I could always be right in that zone I would be amazing and that's just cold hard FAX.
I kind of wish I was FORCED to do stand up because I'd get over the stage fright pretty quick. It's happened before and I used to love speaking or performing on stage in front of a large audience.
Oh the shit winds of change...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 10:35 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
Originally posted by Sudo 🤣 you literally quote every post of mine to voice your frustrated feelings. I really did a number on ya kid. Get help
For a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps salt-of-the-earth die-hard mind-your-own-business conservative it sure seems quaint to see his obsession with your way of living. It's an interesting character study if nothing else-- the degree to which it seems to absolutely piss HIM off.
Like you'd think if it was such a shitty thing, that it would upset YOU, not some random "manly man totally not a cuck" stranger from the internet, but yet here we are.
There are clearly some extreme childhood and other related issues going on there and I feel like even the top therapists in the world would struggle to piece it all together or get through to someone with that level of hard-headedness.
It's interesting because I used to get along with him on the forums (albeit we still rarely interacted), but I believe I gave off some liberal vibes or I said something about not staunchly backing Trump at some point and that was all it took for him to do a complete 180 and find me completely worthless and uninteresting (his words).
But! He drives a big truck and has some money so I guess he's got it all figured out and we should probably be clinging to every bit of advice he has to say as if it's the written word of God himself.
HallelujahThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 5:57 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsI wonder if anyone has just one butt cheek and if so, what does the part where the other butt cheek would normally be, look like.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-27 at 6:22 AM UTC in Random image thread
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2022-01-27 at 1:59 AM UTC in I am OvermanThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-27 at 12:24 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentAt least we afford him that opportunity.
Wariat, I literally don't read them or skim them except for Once In a Blue 🌚 moon or even look at the first word and I try to not even open his threads if I can help it, as is there is absolutely nothing of value that can be gained other than some mild entertainment from others making fun of him, but that's gotten rather stale at this point since it's just all kind of a broken record.
There I have opened up my heart and given you a glimpse into my mind. I am drained and exhausted I must go now and meditate. -
2022-01-27 at 12:08 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Tyrant Sometimes I do. It's not like I actively avoid reading your posts.
I just usually read the first couple of words, realise it is some kind of zany weirdpost, go "oh hah, this guy" and move on.
Same. If I see it starts with
ratfiles,,, or the word snowmobile is in there, or it's in caps lock, I basically already know what the post is gonna say so I SAVE TIME by not reading it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-26 at 1:20 PM UTC in Lol u know this place is ghetto when 90% of members shop at aldi.The Aldi's here is the opposite of ghetto, they have chandeliers and marble staircases and even a little library with a fireplace in the middle of you want to take a quick break. Only the finest opera plays over the speakers and there's a dress code of tuxedos and formal night gowns and whatnot.
The carts instead of needing a quarter to get one you need a crisp $100 bill, as well as having to provide proof of income to enter the establishment, of which can be no less than 100k a year. So, uh, YEAH. Ghetto my asshetto!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-26 at 4:44 PM UTC in Drunk Fred
Originally posted by Lanny “apart” for “a part” and loose vs lose are pretty clear cut mistakes but I feel like alot is one of those ones where English teachers get mad about it and convince students it’s wrong but there’s really no reason for it. There’s no grammatical reason for it to be two words, it could be replaced with “frequently” which is just one word. Many of our words are formed by joining other words. IDK, give it 50 years, I think it’ll become a part of standard written English
Yeah I see your point but I'm also reminded of that ALOT creature whenever I see it and it just stands out to me.
I have taken over a million deep breaths since I made that post and I'm calm now.
Thank you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-26 at 9:06 AM UTC in So her husband came to visit me at workI didn't give my two cents because everyone has already said most of the same things I would've said, basically.
You're too nice but also that's not a bad thing so if you're content then SO BE IT.
I would personally want to be petty about the guy punching me and then also visiting me at work but like you said in a reasonable mind you can understand where he's coming from and it's probably just smartest to stay out of it from this point forward and let things sort themselves out. You're just a minor piece in their chess game and it isn't your game to win.
But also you should go to his work and just leave a poop somewhere in his office.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-26 at 8:34 AM UTC in What happened to Squirrel?
Originally posted by DontTellEm MmQ put up my picture if u don’t don’t mind & can
Y'all should just take some current pics and get it over with. I don't have pics of anyone except for random ones from over the years from tinychat mostly. To me it's really not that big of a deal what anyone looks like. I just don't really care. Probably because I'd like to be afforded the same level of apathy, lol.
We're all just skin-bags full of bones and gutty works. I'm actually glad I'm not that good looking because it often times seems to being out really shitty personality traits in people.
Plus, if you're good looking, and people still don't like you or want to be around you, then you know for a FACT that it's your personality or character-defects, since a lot of people can somehow tolerate that stuff in lieu of being physically attracted to a person.
But anyway yeah, I don't have any of your pics I don't think. Sowwy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-25 at 9:40 PM UTC in I miss Caspergoodbye forever then he just texted me that he's buried alive and his phone was gonna die in 3 secondsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-25 at 9:38 PM UTC in I miss CasperYou're kidding rightThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-26 at 9:02 AM UTC in What happened to Squirrel?Yeah I'll bait him into scrapping with me then we'll get into one of those cartoon fight balls like the tasmanian devil and I'll come out wearing his clothes and stealing his BISH.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-26 at 6:48 AM UTC in Lol u know this place is ghetto when 90% of members shop at aldi.Piggly Wigglys gomlThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-26 at 1:24 AM UTC in Lets not forget CandyCoon inventing an imaginary Fan simp
Originally posted by CandyRein I don't say chit to that nigga ..but ill be damned if i don't say anything about him actually getting caught doin what he's lied and said I've done …
Fuq that lmao
Nah I just meant you had said you didn't like threads being made about you or people following you around.
I have a few users here that I despise and don't want any interaction with, and I use this little trick of very rarely, if ever, responding to them even if they're trying to get my attention.
They leave me alone 99% of the time. I recommend it, if you're actually serious about not wanting the attention, it'll taper off.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-25 at 11:36 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Incessant I love watching the DHers learn our norms, rules, and lore. Even DHers now know not to click links (because they saw NISers say it over and over that they aren't clicking, I bet some don't even know why to not click). It's like a nature program but with autists and geriatrics.
To be fair some of the DHrs were and are certainly smart enough to have already known that but your observation definitely applies to someone like stL who mindlessly copies pastes and clicks pretty much anything.
TBH he probably just posted that he wasn't gonna click that to try and save face, but he absolutely clicked it the second he saw it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
