The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2022-02-05 at 1:05 PM UTC

   #7721
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   I can't stop masturbating as of late but I feel good for it. Must be sobriety.
2. 2022-02-05 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #7722
   

   SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I sent a pic of "nigger boy cigarettes" over messenger chat and got banned for 24 hours, da fuck?
   
   I didn't realise just how monitored it was.
   
   FUCK YOU ZUCKERBERG.

   
   It's AI moderation. All the big words are flagged, you will have to make euphemisms for everything, like calling niggers "nominees".
3. 2022-02-05 at 3:33 PM UTC

   #7723
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive It's AI moderation. All the big words are flagged, you will have to make euphemisms for everything, like calling niggers "nominees".

   
   Unless it was in the image code, other than the writing IN the image, I didn't use the word nigger.
   
   Mad all the same, and daunting.
4. 2022-02-05 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #7724
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   The day I can't say bad words on Facebook messenger is the day I kill myself. Make fun of me all you want for using it but I say at least 14 really bad words a day on it and constantly talk about rape and butthole torture so idk what you're problem is
5. 2022-02-05 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #7725
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   My powers been out due to freezing candyrein and I have some sort of stomach bug. Tried doing opiates so I shit less to no avail. Since my water is on a pump there's no water in the toilet so I've been shitting in the woods since last night, probably a good 30 diarrhea shits since it started. Took me fam somewhere warm now so I can at least get a shower and the power company keeps pushing back the expected time of restoration so there's no telling when it will be back.
   
   I am acutely aware that the struggle is "real" but shitting in the woods outside a cold, powerless house seems real third worldian.
   
   1 care=I prayer
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ, 
   • Kafka, 
   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2022-02-05 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #7726
   

   SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Unless it was in the image code, other than the writing IN the image, I didn't use the word nigger.
   
   Mad all the same, and daunting.

   
   Works for images too.
7. 2022-02-05 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #7727
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Let's fuck. All of us men. Let's all fuck one another and eat chicken flats no girls allowed
8. 2022-02-05 at 4:41 PM UTC

   #7728
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by mmQ Let's fuck. All of us men. Let's all fuck one another and eat chicken flats no girls allowed

   
   I don't think I'm man enough
9. 2022-02-05 at 4:43 PM UTC

   #7729
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra I don't think I'm man enough

   
   Me either but we'll figure it out.
10. 2022-02-05 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #7730
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Let's fuck. All of us men. Let's all fuck one another and eat chicken flats no girls allowed

    
    Can i just come for the chicken
11. 2022-02-05 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #7731
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Solstice Can i just come for the chicken

    
    If that was intended sexual innuendo, yes.
12. 2022-02-05 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #7732
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ Let's fuck. All of us men. Let's all fuck one another and eat chicken flats no girls allowed

    
    I can't think of any chicken dickin finger lickin related innuendo so It might be awkward if everyone is saying clever things between the buttsex and I don't want to ruin anyone's fun. I'll just watch through the doggie door with my pants down so the neighbors can see me but they'll just think I'm a random sex offender.
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    • mmQ, 
    • Aleister Crowley, 
    • Kafka, 
    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2022-02-05 at 5:29 PM UTC

    #7733
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Random sex offender
14. 2022-02-05 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #7734
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thanks for gathering folks. I am now going to draw a random sex offender out of this hat.
    
    It's you.
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    • Sudo
15. 2022-02-05 at 5:52 PM UTC

    #7735
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    My name is Oct, and I believe in fitness
16. 2022-02-05 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #7736
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    You'll ever get cube cock? Its when your cock acquires the same linear girth as its length.
17. 2022-02-05 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #7737
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive You'll ever get cube cock? Its when your cock acquires the same linear girth as its length.

    
    Nah mines usually the shape of a tuna can, who tf has a square cock?
18. 2022-02-05 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #7738
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    You'll ever get Midas cock? Where your cock turns everything it touches to gold?
19. 2022-02-05 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #7739
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Damn how am I still hungry? I thank God I only eat healthy. I feel like making some sweet potato wedges.
20. 2022-02-05 at 9:58 PM UTC

    #7740
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm mildly intoxicated in an obscure town in Minnesota.
    
    Thank you
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    • SEGA Nigga Drive