2022-02-05 at 1:05 PM UTC
I can't stop masturbating as of late but I feel good for it. Must be sobriety.
2022-02-05 at 3:37 PM UTC
The day I can't say bad words on Facebook messenger is the day I kill myself. Make fun of me all you want for using it but I say at least 14 really bad words a day on it and constantly talk about rape and butthole torture so idk what you're problem is
2022-02-05 at 4:10 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
My powers been out due to freezing candyrein and I have some sort of stomach bug. Tried doing opiates so I shit less to no avail. Since my water is on a pump there's no water in the toilet so I've been shitting in the woods since last night, probably a good 30 diarrhea shits since it started. Took me fam somewhere warm now so I can at least get a shower and the power company keeps pushing back the expected time of restoration so there's no telling when it will be back.
I am acutely aware that the struggle is "real" but shitting in the woods outside a cold, powerless house seems real third worldian.
1 care=I prayer
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2022-02-05 at 4:24 PM UTC
Let's fuck. All of us men. Let's all fuck one another and eat chicken flats no girls allowed
2022-02-05 at 5:25 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
Let's fuck. All of us men. Let's all fuck one another and eat chicken flats no girls allowed
I can't think of any chicken dickin finger lickin related innuendo so It might be awkward if everyone is saying clever things between the buttsex and I don't want to ruin anyone's fun. I'll just watch through the doggie door with my pants down so the neighbors can see me but they'll just think I'm a random sex offender.
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2022-02-05 at 5:30 PM UTC
Thanks for gathering folks. I am now going to draw a random sex offender out of this hat.
It's you.
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2022-02-05 at 5:52 PM UTC
My name is Oct, and I believe in fitness
2022-02-05 at 6:37 PM UTC
You'll ever get cube cock? Its when your cock acquires the same linear girth as its length.
2022-02-05 at 8:23 PM UTC
You'll ever get Midas cock? Where your cock turns everything it touches to gold?
2022-02-05 at 9:56 PM UTC
Damn how am I still hungry? I thank God I only eat healthy. I feel like making some sweet potato wedges.
2022-02-05 at 9:58 PM UTC
I'm mildly intoxicated in an obscure town in Minnesota.
Thank you
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