Originally posted by DontTellEm
Lol gross
I know I know I've been busy this week, I'll get my dishes done here in a few minutes. I AM SORRY HONEY. I'm sorry.
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Yeah I agree with the professor. I sure as fuck wouldn't. I would've milked them for more too.
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2023-09-30 at 7:57 AM UTC
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I'd get my buddy together and we'd tag-team rape the number 8.
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2023-09-24 at 10:54 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Kafka
It could be 3pm or it could be earlier than expected for terrorism purposes.
this has toddler threatening to put a curse on her mom vibes because she didn't buy her candy at the grocery store
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Lol you always seem to make these "observations" at the wrongest times. I've been to the doctor several times in the last few months on my own accord, have counseling set up, have spent more time with my family than I have in a long time, have been getting out playing tennis and going for walks, working a temporary job in the FIELDS harvesting potatoes for NDSU, socializing with strangers, and i just bought a bunch of healthy food from Costco.
Oh and little Sophie with the nub tail says "and he feeedz me soft foodz evewy dayy I luv my Wren."
Thanks 😊
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2023-09-16 at 9:30 PM UTC
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Why do I need it to function
Why when I'm not high does my life
Feel like it's missin' somethin'?
I know that I Must Be High
So that I can function.
Probably because brains are complicated and there's 8 billion different ones with lots of different wirings.
Most people need something to help them function, whether it be coffee or heroin. I guess it's just the way the cringe cookie crumbles. I know the feels.
Maybe just eat an apple and go for a jog and all your problems will either away.
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2023-09-23 at 9:24 PM UTC
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Does watching 1000+ hours of YouTube over a 2-month period, not working a single day, only getting out of bed to piss shit or eat, too tired to even go to the beer store 5 minutes away count?
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2023-09-24 at 10:03 PM UTC
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Originally posted by frala
mmQ are you a woman suffering from depression
Today, yes. As well as Casper, Lanny, Rape Monster, Scron, ACP, etc etc etc. We are depressed women and we are proud. Hear us cry/roar!
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2023-09-24 at 10:42 PM UTC
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2023-09-24 at 10:34 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Kafka
It's serious mmQ. It's not the first time I've ruined someone's life.
Originally posted by Kafka
You can make fun of my childish nature all you want but my intellect wasn't affected and has caused real harm to people. Sophie is going to jail and you're all in denial because I posted it.
Oh, no, for sure. This is serious business. I totally believe you.
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Originally posted by frala
Nvm he just posted not too long ago.
I am ruining him in a game of chess we played today :)
He's fine.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Things are getting srs, folks.
Forum drama forum drama wee-ooh wee-ooh
Why the fuck do I keep scrolling through this shit thread thinking it's gonna somehow get less retarded than it has been for the last all of it?
LORD GIVE ME CANCER
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booo hooo hoooooo everything is so sad and difficult, I have a hard time waking up and enjoying my day, poor me poor me
*pops pill*
Tee hee just kidding. I'm happy now! Life is fun!!!
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Originally posted by Incessant
That’s kinda how it is for me. But not really. More like if I forget my meds I start thinking about driving into traffic or like “how much easier would it be for eerie if I wasn’t .
Medications are fun. It's cool to rearrange our wires and see what different things we're capable of and different feelings we can experience. Fuck people that say our body is a temple and shouldn't be messed with. Hashtag yolo shit let's ingest a wide variety of chemicals and let the chips fall where they may.
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2023-09-23 at 9:12 PM UTC
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Note to self: do not draw Kafka any more cute little lambs; she doesn't appreciate them.
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2023-09-24 at 5:50 PM UTC
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Originally posted by aldra
I'VE GOT SPIDERS IN MY BLOOD
GOOD. You deserve it.
There’s a spider (spider, spider)
He’s deep in my soul (soul)
He’s lived here for years (years)
He just won’t let go
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
So you think about me several times per day, interesting and gay knowing you. I don't think about you even when I reply to you.
lol. This is a new one.
"I've never even thought about your name even when I'm typing it and thinking about it."
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Yeah if you just drive it in reverse, money flies into your windows and a beautiful woman floats down from the clouds to do a forever blowjob.
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I don't even think it classifies as gore. Whatever.
Camera man kinda sucks at the best part.
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That is in fact precisely why I invented them.
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