Thanks bae. What are you having for your breakfast?
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Me too I just ordered Domino's lol. A buffalo chimkins and a pepperoni and then I had a free 16-piecr Parmesan bites. I was informed it's last day of 50% off all pizzas by my bff. Get it while it's hot.
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Originally posted by Loing
Great post, can you please include gif of traffic policeman
I like the idea of meth sobriety checkpoints.
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2023-10-07 at 8:36 AM UTC
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So I relapsed...onnnnnnnn
im so used to you mocking bradley bee for the same thing I cant tell ifyou're even being serious
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yeah me too, but then you could cover the regret with more crystal methamphetamine. The eternal band-aid.
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What if you got so accustomed to being high as fuck on crystal methamphetamine that you forgot who you even are, ever were, and ever will be, but you didn't care because you were so high on crystal methamphetamine? What if that?
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Just a hit bro. Let me get just one hit of the sweet pussy lol. Just until I'm on my feet of course. Just one bump.
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Yeah yeah clutch them pearls clutch them pearls (necklace necklace necklace necklace)
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Originally posted by CandyRein
You’re just mad because you begged for years for my number and never got it …stay mad LOL
They're teaming up like the Bushwhackers. Probably slid up into each other's DMs 'hee her lets troll Candy today.'
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Lol gross
I know I know I've been busy this week, I'll get my dishes done here in a few minutes. I AM SORRY HONEY. I'm sorry.
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Yeah I agree with the professor. I sure as fuck wouldn't. I would've milked them for more too.
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2023-09-30 at 7:57 AM UTC
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Number Rape
I'd get my buddy together and we'd tag-team rape the number 8.
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2023-09-24 at 10:54 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Kafka
It could be 3pm or it could be earlier than expected for terrorism purposes.
this has toddler threatening to put a curse on her mom vibes because she didn't buy her candy at the grocery store
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Lol you always seem to make these "observations" at the wrongest times. I've been to the doctor several times in the last few months on my own accord, have counseling set up, have spent more time with my family than I have in a long time, have been getting out playing tennis and going for walks, working a temporary job in the FIELDS harvesting potatoes for NDSU, socializing with strangers, and i just bought a bunch of healthy food from Costco.
Oh and little Sophie with the nub tail says "and he feeedz me soft foodz evewy dayy I luv my Wren."
Thanks 😊
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2023-09-16 at 9:30 PM UTC
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Why do I need it to function
Why when I'm not high does my life
Feel like it's missin' somethin'?
I know that I Must Be High
So that I can function.
Probably because brains are complicated and there's 8 billion different ones with lots of different wirings.
Most people need something to help them function, whether it be coffee or heroin. I guess it's just the way the cringe cookie crumbles. I know the feels.
Maybe just eat an apple and go for a jog and all your problems will either away.
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2023-09-23 at 9:24 PM UTC
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Drunk Fred
Does watching 1000+ hours of YouTube over a 2-month period, not working a single day, only getting out of bed to piss shit or eat, too tired to even go to the beer store 5 minutes away count?
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2023-09-24 at 10:03 PM UTC
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Originally posted by frala
mmQ are you a woman suffering from depression
Today, yes. As well as Casper, Lanny, Rape Monster, Scron, ACP, etc etc etc. We are depressed women and we are proud. Hear us cry/roar!
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2023-09-24 at 10:42 PM UTC
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2023-09-24 at 10:34 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Kafka
It's serious mmQ. It's not the first time I've ruined someone's life.
Originally posted by Kafka
You can make fun of my childish nature all you want but my intellect wasn't affected and has caused real harm to people. Sophie is going to jail and you're all in denial because I posted it.
Oh, no, for sure. This is serious business. I totally believe you.
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