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2023-10-17 at 11:08 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-17 at 11 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-26 at 11:08 PM UTC in Just took 450MG bundyHow much bundy is in the large bottles of robotussin? I used to chug 2 of those bottles and then try posting on zoklet and I gave up almost immediately and just did whatever the fuck I did which I don't even remember. Just lost in some weird time loop trance type thingy not even really knowing what the fuck was going on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-26 at 10:58 PM UTC in Just took 450MG bundy"I got a plateau sigma goin on...yeah man.....YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
RIP silly sploose
GO BIG OR GO HOME lol
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2023-10-16 at 9:49 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Oh shit I was next to that motherfucker last night. Tokez
He said right after anyway bro wanna do a shot?
Yes sirThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-15 at 5:28 PM UTC in Chicken McNorris/Beef McNorrisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-15 at 5:15 PM UTC in Chicken McNorris/Beef McNorris69 all beef patties served on a platter of fuck yousThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-15 at 5:40 PM UTC in What motivates an adult to go on the internet and lie?According to the psychology 402 class I took at Pennsylvania State auditorium University, it's because of a need to feel kewl, when they know that telling the truth wouldn't be too kewl looking at all.
For example, a cutie pie named Madilyn might come up to me at the drinking hole and say oh hi there sweetheart, how many fights have you been in in your lifetime and won? If it's more than 7 and you're telling me the truth, I will suck you off right here and now.
"I have been in 8 fights and I won every one of them."
There's one exampleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-14 at 5:22 PM UTC in How come I'm not getting hired
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs UPDATE: I got hired at 5 guys for 14$/hr.
Gonna keep looking for a better job though.
2 niggas ridin hoopty next to me rn looking at me mean. If I don't post again soon, I got jacked
Hey guys I been at Five Guys for 2 weeks and I already quit. This was my first ever job and fast food work was quite a shock to me. I worked part time so 15 hours a week and 5 hours each day on Friday to Sunday. And I worked the morning shift prep till afternoon btw.
The interview process was pretty easy and I realized that my boss only hired me because of my wide availability as someone who had no prior job experience. I watched the many training videos but had so much trouble keeping up with them since they were long and boring. There were so many things that I could memorize at a time and I thought a hands on approach was better for my learning than theory based learning. I personally thought that I ended up doing most of the training on my own as my boss was quite unhelpful most of the time.
Come the first day, I started with carrying/sorting the potatoes, cutting them, taking out the trash, and lobby sweeping. Pretty basic tasks but it was a lot for me to remember at once. I even had to be told basic things like how to sweep and shit since I come from a sheltered upbringing (ik not an excuse). I know there is a business to run and my slow pace was my fault. I legitimately felt bad about it and tried to work my absolute hardest but it still was not good enough. I though it was whatever as it was my first day and I would get better eventually.
The next few days were kinda the same but I picked up more responsibilities like being out in the kitchen flipping the patties and making the burgers so in a way I was improving albeit super slowly. My boss kept saying this is a fast paced environment and I understood that but she was annoyed with me. I apologized and told her I will do my best to not make that mistake again. I even managed to cut the potatoes a bit closer to 30 minutes (it took me 50 minutes to do 6 bags I know it's slow). I guess I was too slow to do my jobs so I didn't leave enough time for my boss to train me on other things. But even if I had time to get trained on other things, I would prefer mastering whatever I was learning first then moving on to other things. I was slow in my tasks partly because I was incorrectly doing the tasks(like misinterpreting the FIFO thing in the walk in), not trying to hurt myself when lifting, and that I was trying to be super perfect.
I messed up quite a few times. One was when I forgot to clock in and my boss was very annoyed understandably. I accidentally kept a sink running and had to squeegee it. And I cleaned tables even though they were clean enough which wasted time. I dunno I guess I lack common sense.
Things started to get bad on my 4th day. I started to get the routine down but my hours were cut from 15 a week to 5 a week. My boss told me if I wanted to get more hours, then I had to get better. I was aware that I had to get up to pace but the only way I can get better is working more so I can memorize the routine and iron out my skills.
It gets worse. My last shift(my 5th day I think) before I quit, it was super windy like 20 mph winds and I think it was like 20 degrees F, and I had to take out the trash. I didn't know if I was supposed to leave out the trash bin inside or outside but I took it out with me. I was already behind on schedule so I couldn't grab my jacket and tried to hurry up. Now there was a gate on the stairs where you exit and I didn't know if that was supposed to be locked or whether I should have secured it. I held on the bin the best I could and almost fell what I think was a 7 feet drop to the ground. Had to let go of the bin to save myself and a bit of trash spilled. There is a camera that watches the back and the stairs I almost fell off of so I am pretty sure my boss was aware of this but has yet to address that to me. I think I took out the trash "wrong" but that shit was not worth my life especially when I made dirt money and did not have health insurance. Even though I quit, I plan to address this to my boss and hope she explains or does something about it.
Besides the doomposting, a few good things I liked about Five Guys was the high standards they held for cleanliness, the free food, nice coworkers, and the machine had barqs cream soda which was good asf.
Pretty much I was slow which was due to my slowness and perfectionism which resulted in my hours getting cut a lot. And getting into a close call injury was the last straw.
Thanks for listening y'all.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-14 at 3:23 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by RIPtotse smoking weed laying in bed, today was a good day bought some ray bans to replace the oakleys i lost last weekend. i was temped to buy the lame ones at ross or marshalls whatever it was but i bought the fucking 180 dollar ones but they are pretty sick.
and i got 30 bucks in kohls cash lol
Kohl's cash is cool my mom took me there for my birthday last year lol I got like 500 dollars worth of shit for 150 bucks. That place is crazyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-14 at 6:15 PM UTC in How come I'm not getting hiredThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-14 at 4:04 PM UTC in Site chatroom?
Originally posted by Niggles IRC at best is what he'll allow. he's not allowing a chat room ever again. there was tinybltc for a while but that got panny power-tripped by G who couldn't handle his first beer and booting everyone out at some period of the night.
Panny gave him Mod power or some shit
Not even close you delusional fuck. LOLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-13 at 2:19 PM UTC in Bad idea, or legit?I shall henceforth lodge one of these energy saving devices deep within my anal cavity when I'm trying to conserve energy for a later time, where I will then remove it accordingly, and suck out the stored up energy reserves, essentially Bruce Bannering myself into the Hulk and fucking shit up. Bug brain moves. Ding ding ding dingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-13 at 1:43 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Donald Trump Doubt this is true but this pisses me off.
GG wants me to buy her a Dyson Airwrap that does various magical marketing things to hair.
€550. I've been asking her for a blowjob for a long time. Today I whip out my cock and go OK, you give me a blowjob (she's never sucked on a cock) I'll buy it for you. She won't do it.
This has been going back and forth for a long time, me asking her to suck it or let me stick it in her ass and I'll buy her a Dyson Airwrap, but she won't go for it. But she keeps sulking and demanding I buy it for her.
So it's like spending your life with a prostitute who's unwilling to perform any sexual acts but still wants to get paid. I guess if you enjoy her companionship that much, it doesn't matter what others have to say, and you're not dumb enough to not have heard it and understand it before anyway. I don't think anyway.
I can understand not wanting to get fucked in the ass but she's gotta compromise somewhere. Maybe she'll drink your piss or something. I mean cool female FRIENDS should even be willing to suck you off now and then, let alone your LIFE PARTNER.
I would burn her alive in the oven if she refuses again. No more games. No more bullshit!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-12 at 6:02 PM UTC in Bad idea, or legit?Lol. Highly doubt Elon Musk actually said that about this box that does nothing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-12 at 9:57 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by CandyRein
Wonder what was the movie 🤔
One role, however—the title character in Edgar Allen Poe’s 1843 short story The Black Cat—offered theatrically inclined kitties a chance to break through. In the story, the cat’s owner plasters him into a wall, along with his murdered wife. Eventually, the animal’s mewing from beyond the grave leads investigators to the woman’s body. The film adaptation, which would appear in the 1962 horror compilation Tales of Terror, adjusted the storyline by weaving in elements of another Poe tale.
Exactly 152 cats showed up for the audition, all of them “considerably less nervous than their owners.” Several were disqualified thanks to white paws or noses, but even for those left in the running, the day left dreams largely dashed. The lead role, it turned out, had already been filled by “a well-known professional cat.” Seven lucky extras, selected on account of having the meanest looking faces, were chosen as understudies.
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2023-10-11 at 11:20 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentSounds delightful. I haven't smoked in 3 months. It's weird. When I do it's gonna be a silly time.
I'm going back to bed now seeing as how I have an extra hour I can sleep in today and I'm wasting it by being awake right now. Goodbye forever.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-11 at 11:17 AM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consuming
Originally posted by Rape Monster Flex on these non cooking niggas. Frying an egg is quick and easy like you said, people are just too ADHD and or fucking lazy
I think he posted this as RAGE BAIT. lol
Guys help, dipping my Oreos in milk takes too fucking long. I have to (heavy sigh) open my fridge and reach for the milk container. Open my cupboard and (heavier sigh) reach up and find a cup. Set down the cup and (angry heavy sigh) pour the milk in it before (rage sigh) having to REOPEN my fridge and put the milk back.
Now don't even get me started in the time it then takes to find ME OREOS and grab them from the package. And dear fucking god if I have to wait another goddamned seconds holding the Oreo in the milk to reach my desired soginess. 🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-11 at 11:10 AM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consuming
Originally posted by Instigator Thats scrambled
I'm on about a fried egg.
So I can have an egg banjo.
You could complete this task in <4 minutes. Griddle on high. Hot enough in 60-90 seconds. Crack egg(s) onto griddle. Flip within 60-90 seconds. Take it off after desired yoke status within 30 seconds.
Your bacon is probably FINNA take longer than your egg. If bacon is part of your BANJO. toast or don't toast your bread/bun while you're egg cooking.
This is one of the quickest mealies you can prepare, so I must assume with your time constraints you normally only eat cookies and straight oats.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-08 at 5:11 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentMmmm football all day today. Pizza and fun. I'll be back to grading potatoes all week. Easiest money I ever made. Live laugh love 💞😘 Things haven't been this good for me in a long time. THANKS, JESUS.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
