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2023-10-18 at 1:23 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-22 at 11:59 AM UTC in Reset Jigaboo Johnson's post count so it doesn't surpass Bill Krozby's post countThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-22 at 12:03 PM UTC in Reset Jigaboo Johnson's post count so it doesn't surpass Bill Krozby's post countI want toThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-22 at 12:06 PM UTC in Reset Jigaboo Johnson's post count so it doesn't surpass Bill Krozby's post countPill me and fill me. It's a day of sucking and fucking. I want to get used and abused. Papa don't preach and daughter don't sing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-18 at 1:40 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-18 at 3:49 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t care what y’all say ..I’m funny as hell 😭
be careful, that's what the likes of the worst comedians say. There's nothing wrong with finding yourself hilarious but when you delve into the "i know I'm funny" territory, things get sketchy. Steve Harvey says that bout himself, as does Amy Schumer, Dane Cook, and the others. You should never have to say it. But hey maybe that's your gimmick.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-18 at 1:03 AM UTC in Will Canyein Ever Pay Back Her PPP Loans?this isnt the right thread but maybe it is. i just finished my jalapeno kettle corn chips snacking on them when I had planned on saving them for later to crumble onto my pizza. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-18 at 1:01 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-17 at 10:58 PM UTC in Really hungeryyou can always supplement this entire list with a good hearty fistful of LSDThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-17 at 11:08 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-17 at 11 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-26 at 11:08 PM UTC in Just took 450MG bundyHow much bundy is in the large bottles of robotussin? I used to chug 2 of those bottles and then try posting on zoklet and I gave up almost immediately and just did whatever the fuck I did which I don't even remember. Just lost in some weird time loop trance type thingy not even really knowing what the fuck was going on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-26 at 10:58 PM UTC in Just took 450MG bundy"I got a plateau sigma goin on...yeah man.....YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
RIP silly sploose
GO BIG OR GO HOME lol
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2023-10-16 at 9:49 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Oh shit I was next to that motherfucker last night. Tokez
He said right after anyway bro wanna do a shot?
Yes sirThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-15 at 5:28 PM UTC in Chicken McNorris/Beef McNorrisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-15 at 5:15 PM UTC in Chicken McNorris/Beef McNorris69 all beef patties served on a platter of fuck yousThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-15 at 5:40 PM UTC in What motivates an adult to go on the internet and lie?According to the psychology 402 class I took at Pennsylvania State auditorium University, it's because of a need to feel kewl, when they know that telling the truth wouldn't be too kewl looking at all.
For example, a cutie pie named Madilyn might come up to me at the drinking hole and say oh hi there sweetheart, how many fights have you been in in your lifetime and won? If it's more than 7 and you're telling me the truth, I will suck you off right here and now.
"I have been in 8 fights and I won every one of them."
There's one exampleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-14 at 5:22 PM UTC in How come I'm not getting hired
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs UPDATE: I got hired at 5 guys for 14$/hr.
Gonna keep looking for a better job though.
2 niggas ridin hoopty next to me rn looking at me mean. If I don't post again soon, I got jacked
Hey guys I been at Five Guys for 2 weeks and I already quit. This was my first ever job and fast food work was quite a shock to me. I worked part time so 15 hours a week and 5 hours each day on Friday to Sunday. And I worked the morning shift prep till afternoon btw.
The interview process was pretty easy and I realized that my boss only hired me because of my wide availability as someone who had no prior job experience. I watched the many training videos but had so much trouble keeping up with them since they were long and boring. There were so many things that I could memorize at a time and I thought a hands on approach was better for my learning than theory based learning. I personally thought that I ended up doing most of the training on my own as my boss was quite unhelpful most of the time.
Come the first day, I started with carrying/sorting the potatoes, cutting them, taking out the trash, and lobby sweeping. Pretty basic tasks but it was a lot for me to remember at once. I even had to be told basic things like how to sweep and shit since I come from a sheltered upbringing (ik not an excuse). I know there is a business to run and my slow pace was my fault. I legitimately felt bad about it and tried to work my absolute hardest but it still was not good enough. I though it was whatever as it was my first day and I would get better eventually.
The next few days were kinda the same but I picked up more responsibilities like being out in the kitchen flipping the patties and making the burgers so in a way I was improving albeit super slowly. My boss kept saying this is a fast paced environment and I understood that but she was annoyed with me. I apologized and told her I will do my best to not make that mistake again. I even managed to cut the potatoes a bit closer to 30 minutes (it took me 50 minutes to do 6 bags I know it's slow). I guess I was too slow to do my jobs so I didn't leave enough time for my boss to train me on other things. But even if I had time to get trained on other things, I would prefer mastering whatever I was learning first then moving on to other things. I was slow in my tasks partly because I was incorrectly doing the tasks(like misinterpreting the FIFO thing in the walk in), not trying to hurt myself when lifting, and that I was trying to be super perfect.
I messed up quite a few times. One was when I forgot to clock in and my boss was very annoyed understandably. I accidentally kept a sink running and had to squeegee it. And I cleaned tables even though they were clean enough which wasted time. I dunno I guess I lack common sense.
Things started to get bad on my 4th day. I started to get the routine down but my hours were cut from 15 a week to 5 a week. My boss told me if I wanted to get more hours, then I had to get better. I was aware that I had to get up to pace but the only way I can get better is working more so I can memorize the routine and iron out my skills.
It gets worse. My last shift(my 5th day I think) before I quit, it was super windy like 20 mph winds and I think it was like 20 degrees F, and I had to take out the trash. I didn't know if I was supposed to leave out the trash bin inside or outside but I took it out with me. I was already behind on schedule so I couldn't grab my jacket and tried to hurry up. Now there was a gate on the stairs where you exit and I didn't know if that was supposed to be locked or whether I should have secured it. I held on the bin the best I could and almost fell what I think was a 7 feet drop to the ground. Had to let go of the bin to save myself and a bit of trash spilled. There is a camera that watches the back and the stairs I almost fell off of so I am pretty sure my boss was aware of this but has yet to address that to me. I think I took out the trash "wrong" but that shit was not worth my life especially when I made dirt money and did not have health insurance. Even though I quit, I plan to address this to my boss and hope she explains or does something about it.
Besides the doomposting, a few good things I liked about Five Guys was the high standards they held for cleanliness, the free food, nice coworkers, and the machine had barqs cream soda which was good asf.
Pretty much I was slow which was due to my slowness and perfectionism which resulted in my hours getting cut a lot. And getting into a close call injury was the last straw.
Thanks for listening y'all.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-14 at 3:23 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by RIPtotse smoking weed laying in bed, today was a good day bought some ray bans to replace the oakleys i lost last weekend. i was temped to buy the lame ones at ross or marshalls whatever it was but i bought the fucking 180 dollar ones but they are pretty sick.
and i got 30 bucks in kohls cash lol
Kohl's cash is cool my mom took me there for my birthday last year lol I got like 500 dollars worth of shit for 150 bucks. That place is crazyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-14 at 6:15 PM UTC in How come I'm not getting hiredThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
