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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your ruining the fun.

    its best if we dont know.

    We know. It's not a mystery.

    "It's a troll site"

    You can troll and I can still remind you and others that you're scum. Because you are :)


    Gnight
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Nigger

    What is honestly wrong with you?

    Why do you think its funny or edgy or anything, to say this?

    You're a fucking scum right next to fonaplant and vinny. The three shittiest worst users this site has ever seen. And you will obviously say 'heuheeue ' that's what wer'e here for this is what we do.
    edit to add wariat in the loser bunch. go ahead and bunch up .

    and congrats. you suck . you really do. fucking loser
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by jerryb Kinda a thing of the past but bootleggers use to be open about 24/7 in belt buckle here. Today most folks prefer pills or weed. Bootlegger families turned to growing weed to keep with the times.

    I need to find a bootlegging family near me where do I start?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian There's always new ones being born…there would be a continuous stream of customers and you could tax each transaction too…I mean the soon to be dead guy isn't going to care where his money goes.

    It's the legacy of religion that makes it taboo…but we are not monkeys in trees praying to the sun god anymore…if a nigga wants out it should be his human right to do it legally and painlessly.

    Calmly laying down in front of a full-steamed train is pretty close. Yeah yeah someone has to clean up the remains but they chose that job and get paid well anyway. The legality of suicide is pretty irrelevant after it's accomplished.

    Or, for a less gruesome, open-casket finish, the Malice route is still readily available. Literally a peaceful falling asleep to never wake up.

    These options are also much cheaper than it would be to use one of those suicide machines they have in Switzerland or wherever the fuck.

    I think we can all agree that despite the fact euthanasia is illegal here, if one wants to calmly, or violently kill themselves, they can very easily do so, on less than an hour's notice at that. Mere minutes depending on your access to guns, sharp objects, tall rooftops or interstates/train tracks, lengths of rope and rickety stools.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I like asian girls. Is the thing where vietnamese chicks in nail salons jerk you off real

    You're about to learn that they even have menus and something about hot stone massages on Facebook marketplace lol
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra yeah I mean with the endless appeals processes and bureaucracy people are left with the impression that 'if I participate in the circus for long enough everything will be ok' and 'if I take matters into my own hands I'm probably double fucked', when in actuality the process IS the punishment

    Oh for sure. The fact that people can appeal has to be the number one relief for attorneys to be able to *comfort* their clients with when they know for a fact they're gonna be found guilty or get a life sentence. "It's ok Erica, I know you killed your daughter in the oven but you're a good person and we're gonna appeal this. Pay no mind to whatever they say. We're gonna get through this and get it overturned."


    All's I'm saying is I would like to hear a few more stories per year of judges being killed.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash You better cheer up brussel sprout.

    Clam down, Charles Brown, before I fill up your buttercup.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    fine, throw it out with bath water. Who even cares anymore? *CRY CRY CRY*

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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Eat her? Sexual

    Eat her. Culinary
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    i bet you will be pissed if you miss your plane that crashed.

    Pissed when you wanted to be on the crashing plane and they cancelled you, yep.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox some guy named Steve underneath the Queensboro Bridge

    *Adam. C'mon now.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny have anyone seen a 12-year-old-height negro ?

    Yeah I'm right here. What do you want?
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    💓

    I was at one of the shit dive bars earlier tonight just sipping my whisky listening to the entire elbow of the bar start getting a huge argument about astrology, which the bartender exacerbated.

    Pisces is better than this and that and Tuarusbthis and ohhhh wow of you were a Scorpio you would this and that
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian 85 faggots on a bus…

    18 cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Haxxor Never mind



    Many more thanks received though

    Nobody with 10,000 posts or more will ever be able to touch aldra in the thanks/posts ratio. The perfect blend of smarts shit-posting and humour. May we lay at his altar and worship.

    Holy holy holy.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I want to
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pill me and fill me. It's a day of sucking and fucking. I want to get used and abused. Papa don't preach and daughter don't sing.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian 2 faggots and a jedi walk into a bar…

    Haha that's funny.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t care what y’all say ..I’m funny as hell 😭

    be careful, that's what the likes of the worst comedians say. There's nothing wrong with finding yourself hilarious but when you delve into the "i know I'm funny" territory, things get sketchy. Steve Harvey says that bout himself, as does Amy Schumer, Dane Cook, and the others. You should never have to say it. But hey maybe that's your gimmick.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    this isnt the right thread but maybe it is. i just finished my jalapeno kettle corn chips snacking on them when I had planned on saving them for later to crumble onto my pizza. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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