What are you thinking about....

1. 2023-10-01 at 1:05 PM UTC

   #23381
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Ever heard of TRUNK Or TREAT. it's where a bunch of people just have their cars in a row and candy in their trunks. Yes it's as child molester as it sounds.
   
   Here kid come get some trunk candy. Yeahz you have to get in to get it. Climb in Carl. It's fine, everything is fine. Xd

   
   I thought it was when a kid knocks on your door and you just open up and pull your cock out, aka the wariat special.
   
   I was close
2. 2023-10-01 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #23382
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/2csw3z/i_was_a_14_year_old_prostitute_ama/
3. 2023-10-01 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #23383
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   piper the dog
4. 2023-10-01 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #23384
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

   Originally posted by WellHung PIPER BABY BOY

   
   PIPER IS A BABY BOY
5. 2023-10-01 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #23385
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Who are you and why are you allowed to talk that way? Sean? Naes Hollbrook +1 What do you mean I laughed this morning? +21 you know who you are and that's my we make language pronoucniation mistakes what do you mean mashlehash really said why did you do that and where did or do go to school who am i and why do we have ths ame time? why are you wearing women's clothing? where did or do you go to school? who is it 10;42 AM 10/1/2023 october is coming aliong alliGAYtor and we will be begining to become sober before the state of stchool or health. When? Tell Blaine Sorry, Or I'll Hurt You. (398) -queer+
6. 2023-10-01 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #23386
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   folx?
7. 2023-10-01 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #23387
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Mashed potatoes
8. 2023-10-01 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #23388
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Mashed potatoes

   
   Can I mash your taters
9. 2023-10-01 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #23389
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Samesies. Red variety.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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10. 2023-10-01 at 7:57 PM UTC

    #23390
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mashlehash ..Tell Blaine Sorry, Or I'll Hurt You. (398) -queer+

    
    
11. 2023-10-01 at 7:58 PM UTC

    #23391
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Mashed potatoes

    
    gravy and tortilla chips make a great dip. I dip You Dip We Both Dip.
12. 2023-10-01 at 11:36 PM UTC

    #23392
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Automatic pencil sharpeners
13. 2023-10-02 at 5:48 AM UTC

    #23393
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1708304501810335798
    
    

    JUST IN: Democrat Representative Jamaal Bowman asks for forgiveness in a statement, says he thought the fire alarm that he pulled opened the door.

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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14. 2023-10-02 at 6:19 AM UTC

    #23394
    

    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1708304501810335798

    
    well that was immature of him. I bet he did this shit in middle school too.
15. 2023-10-02 at 6:25 AM UTC

    #23395
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Samesies. Red variety.

    
    Okay okay
16. 2023-10-02 at 10:15 AM UTC

    #23396
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    fuck
    
    maybe he read it as "PUSH ALARM UNTIL SOUNDS, DOOR WILL UNLOCK IN 30 SECONDS"
    
    imagine your elected representatives being unable to interpret instructions when they're laid out that way
    
    fuys
    
    
    just imagine
    
    
    
    
    I don't think the big standing sign was there but it looks like the signs actually on the doors were
17. 2023-10-02 at 12:43 PM UTC

    #23397
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra imagine your elected representatives being unable to interpret instructions when they're laid out that way

    
    He obviously did it deliberately, but it is pretty scary how easy it is to imagine he just really is that dumb because many people in congress are
18. 2023-10-02 at 12:44 PM UTC

    #23398
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by aldra https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1708304501810335798
    
    
    
    

    
    "Just a test, folx..."
19. 2023-10-02 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #23399
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Fox He obviously did it deliberately, but it is pretty scary how easy it is to imagine he just really is that dumb because many people in congress are

    
    maybe, I think you're being AWFULLY GENEROUS with OBVIOUSLY though
20. 2023-10-02 at 1:01 PM UTC

    #23400
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra maybe, I think you're being AWFULLY GENEROUS with OBVIOUSLY though

    
    He was a school principle, and I don’t know about in Australia but the form of fire alarms has been standard here for like decades they look the same everywhere. They’re on every wall in every school he saw them every day, they must have had fire drills etc. There’s no fuckin way he didn’t know what he was doing