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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse cant win a logical argument with this one.

    I know m8. The mic was dropped about 20 posts back. Just sifting through the feedback now.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey computer, build me a human.

    "I can't."

    Hey human, build me a computer.

    "I can."

    Humans > Computers
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if all of the sensors received bad batches of data simultaneously and the computer got really really hot and turned red like I'm talking Clifford the Red Dog levels of red, and a loud siren started going off MEEEEEP MEEERRPP MEEERRPP and flashing lights and some horn going AOOOOOOGA, AOOOOOOGA, and a computer voice saying "MALFUNCTION. ATTENTION, MALFUNCTION. HUMAN NEEDED. MALFUNCTION. MALFUNCTION. HUMAN NEEDED." what if that happens?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by jerryb You'd have to be mighty horny to travel that far for some Earthling ass.

    every hole's a goal don't chya know?
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Let the bodies hit the floor. I've accepted the impending doom.

    LETS THROW THE SHIT TO THE WIND.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    GOD DAMNIT JIGGABOO WHY DONT YOU JUST TAKE OUR SERIOUS SUGGESTION AND GO ON A SERIAL DATE RAPING SPREE. FUCK!!!!! 😡 😡 😡
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by jerryb Don't know who caused it but my summer sucked ass, rained so much the ground was soaked and then a storm come thru and trees down all over.

    I can honestly tell the climate in my area has changed in the 60 so years I lived here. Now I don't know if it is a natural change or man made but seriously do you think man will do anything. The west may make changes but 3rd world countries ain't going to do shit and we send most our polluting jobs there.

    I've said about twenty times in this thread probably that climate change is a thing, humans are absolutely contributing to it, but I don't know that there's necessarily much we can do to impact it significantly at least not that we will see in our immediate lifetime, like not really obvious changes, as it would take time to drastically affect it in a good way the same way it has taken time to affect in a 'bad' way.

    But also like I've said, it's why we generally don't just throw our trash out onto the streets and we use garbage canisters and landfills in most 1st world countries, because despite the fact that we know it wouldn't be a big deal if we just threw a wrapper out of the window instead of the garbage every time, it would eventually add up and we don't want that.

    I think the climate change proponents for the most part just want what's best for the globe. Not all of them and I'm sure there's plenty of financial motivations and things of that nature, but likewise, most people just want 'to leave the world a better place for their kids and grandkids' and all that shit. It's certainly not badly intentioned and it seems weird to say 'haha look at that LOSER caring about the environment. It's not a big deal and we can't change it anyway so just stop caring, like me."

    Who gives a shit if that's what they care about? It's one of those things that's not hurting anyone to want to make a difference. The only reason to shit on it is to try and look holier-than-thou or come across like a know-it-all. Even if you think it's absolute lunacy, it would seem just as odd to endlessly try to refute the points that a flat-earther was making and pointing out. People don't even waste their time responding to them, but for some reason people waste a lot of time responding to climate change, even though they find it just as ridiculous. Maybe because there's actually some merit to it lol.

    FLYING PENIS BUTT
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Regular as cold-as you can get without freezing it, water

    and these flavored waters, also next to freezing cold. <3 my lil SPARKLERS <3

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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The first time I went to one was on my 18th Birthday back in England…wasn't an Asian spa though..it was called "Daniella's". I was out with some double best mates on my birthday and Daniellas was over the road from the pub we were in.

    They clubed their money together and sent me over as a birthday treat. The massage was like 15 quid…then a few mins into it she said "Do you want to see the extras menu"…I said yes.

    It was listed like chinese food.

    1. handjob 20 quid
    2 handjob in shower 25 quid
    3 blowjob 40 quid
    4 full sex 50
    5 anal 60
    6 2 girls 100
    etc

    I only had 25 quid so I said "The number 2 please".


    Here in Houston I mean it's fucking obvious when you go in one…if it's an Asian spa it's a fucking knocking shop. You just ask at the front desk before you pay anything…"Do you guys do extras"…of course if you look like a cop they'll say no.

    Sometimes you go in for the massage if you are new to the place and ask the girl giving you the massage "extras?" or "do you want to earn a good tip" etc.

    I've been in a place before an ended just getting a massage because they thought i was a cop.

    Have you encountered this in on a non-asian spa? Just a regular caucasian girl in her late 20s who went to school for massage therapy with a live laugh love sign in her massage room that will also suck your dick off and let your eat out her asshole if you say 'EXTRAS' to her?
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna find an "expert" that debunks climate change and you're gonna say oh that expert is actually legit I CAN TELL just by looking at him.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I need to go to Aldi and wallyworld…I'm thinking about whether I should go on my way home today or go tomorrow morning. I can't decide which is the most efficient…well I know the most efficient is to go on the way home that way I wont be pissing around in the morning having to do it and wasting my valuable Saturday doing CHORES.

    ..but then I'm also not in the mood for Nogtown Walmart after a hard day at the office…

    I'm thinking the decision wont be made well into my commute.

    why would anyone voluntarily go to walmart if not to steal?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Fucking you are on another 20 year contratced website by the CIA

    Your Admin and Lover is a GLOW-SPEC

    GET THE FUCK OUT, NIGAhhhhs

    nah-uh, you are. big fat phony!
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe it's the combo with her fingers. They look weird bendy at the top. The nails themselves just seem like a weird color scheme. I'm talking like a fag right now but just all of it looks weird. Ive never seen the appeal of those long fake nails. They remind me of a demon or Nosferatu or some shit.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra fuck you for reminding me that abhorrent movie exists

    You too. I didn't even know there was a movie version of it. Taylor Swift? lol
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    dang Daniel that was a pretty fast audition. Are you newest Cat in Cats?
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah! Hrmph!!
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    very rude and toxicity!
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    smh my head
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You've got to be trolling. I posted the actual quote he said. The headline was just journalist editorial rewording bullshit. I literally explained to you how. THROUGH September, and possibly INTO winter.

    If you legitimately think he meant that wildfires were gonna be blasting through negative degree temperatures during blizzards on top of multiple feet of snow on the ground, well, that's on you, lol.
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