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2022-03-11 at 10:46 PM UTC in My MemoirsMemoirs of a Geisha.
I just wanted to type that.
I don't even know what a Geisha is.
Are you a Geisha, kafka?
Maybe I'm a Geisha.
Maybe we're all GeishasThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-11 at 11:19 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last nightI was at the Tool concert that I'm going to this Sunday (shameless humblebrag because I'm so excite and waited me whole life) and for whatever reason there was a blackjack table right in front of where we were sitting
It was intermission and everyone was losing and my friend just out a five foot high stack of chips down and I got pissed off and grabbed them and hucked them into the crowd then angrily went to go take a piss and when I came back I reached for my phone but it wasn't in my pocket and I panicked and then saw a phone on my chair but it was some old flip phone that wasn't mine and is tarted panicking more because I thought I lost my phone and then I kinda half woke up and reached over and felt my real phone on my bed and realized it was a dream and had the proverbial oh it was just a dream thank goodness sigh of reliefThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-11 at 6:25 PM UTC in Work lunch threadI crumple up a frozen freezer Pete in mine and I leave it under a pile of coats until lunch time so it's mostly warmed up and edible and then I simply sit back and enjoy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-11 at 5:41 PM UTC in Random image threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-11 at 4:45 PM UTC in Harming womenThe only good justification for beating a woman is if she asked you something and then you spent time giving her a thoughtful, detailed answer and then she said "k."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-11 at 9:12 PM UTC in Cream pie threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-11 at 4:30 PM UTC in Harming women
Originally posted by Kafka Your behaviour says everything about you, not someone else’s actions.
So the initial hitter should be the scumbag, not the person who hits back. If a bully at school beat up a kid and the kid finally snapped and hit them back, is the kid now the scumbag for defending himself?
I don't have a horse in the race and haven't ever hit a woman but also I've never been hit by a woman either, mostly because I've never been in close enough proximity for one to hit me, huehuehue. No I just don't provoke people to that extent and have barely even gotten into a shouting match with a girl let alone a physical altercation.
Ultimately I think the eye test is the best judgement. I can certainly see where it could be a scummy thing to do if a girl angrily slaps a guy twice her size and he just instantly full on smokes her in the face and knocks her out, even if out of "self-defense" that would still probably be considered pretty scummy, as opposed to a girl genuinely punching you in the face repeatedly begging you to do something and then you just give her one hard deck to the DOME (the actual head), maybe even if it wasn't absolutely necessary, you can't really blame the guy.
We have to admit that we just sort of made up this guys can't ever hit girls rule and it became this norm to the point that any justification for the rule being silly just automatically paints you as being a complete asshole, but we should at least be honest enough with ourselves that regardless of your gender, sometimes a person does things that deserve for them to be hit. It generally has to be pretty extreme, but nonetheless, nobody should be immune and your gender shouldn't give you a magical pass.
I think we're all aware of the girls that will use that pass as an excuse to act like a crazy bitch screaming and hitting and doing whatever the fuck right in a guys face trying to provoke them, knowing if he does anything that everyone would look at him as the bad guy, and that's kinda fucked up. Those are the girls that...I won't say DESERVE to be hit, but, if they get hit, the guy shouldn't be looked down upon.
Bill Burr has a funny little segment on it and even he's still trying to be politically correct by saying we should NEVER do it but obviously there are reasons why we would want to or should.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-11 at 4:31 PM UTC in Harming womenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-11 at 5:07 PM UTC in Harming womenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-10 at 6:56 PM UTC in Do you ever see a gay guy and want to kill him?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, as mentioned he delivers the mail…society likes getting mail, it makes them happy…especially ebay packages or cards from loved ones…making people happy and aiding them in communicating with loved ones and conducting business transactions is a great service to society.
Wearing a dress when you're a dude and liking dicks in your mouth and ass just makes society feel uncomfortable.
Those are made up purposes. There are gay mailmen too so whatever. The point is that ultimately, nobody serves an actual purpose because we don't even know what purpose is. Maybe the purpose is to die as quickly as possible and everyone is doing the opposite of serving that purpose. There's no good reason to kill a GAY over any other NON-GAY. What we should be doing is killing ourselves, collectively, all at once.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-10 at 5:36 PM UTC in Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-10 at 5:02 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty'sThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-10 at 4:32 AM UTC in Manning up during a global pandema
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Masks are just a security blanket for brainwashed, low-IQ morons. It gives them that warm and fuzzy feeling of comfort, and they feel like heroes doing their civic duty.
I like to wear mine just to piss people off. No other reason than just knowing that because I'm wearing one, it makes them shake with rage and get all red in the face. I just sit there smiling and laughing at my ability to control their emotions just from wearing a thing. People shake their head at me, curse at me, call me a little bitch, a punk ass sheep motherfucker, a stupid crybaby faggot, and I just laugh and grab more masks from my pocket and put them on too. It sends them into an absolute seething tantrum where they practically want to fight me. And all the while I just sit there, not saying a single word, controlling their emotions like the puppets they are.
It's absolutely hilarious to me to watch grown adults act like little toddlers because of a cloth on my face that affects them in no way whatsoever. Talk about acting like a little bitch! LOLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-09 at 6:43 PM UTC in Who Should Be Next?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Apology accepted…unless he shows up in a couple of hours.
He's gonna wait it out like 2 weeks to get our hopes up and then come back with a hehehehehe you fuckers thought I was gone for good but NOOOOOPE. and then probably a fucking TSUNAMI of copy pastas he's gonna have all geared up and ready to go.
I'm calling it now.
Fuck I'm sorry again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-08 at 5:43 PM UTC in Please just tell me what type of egg is your favorite it will help me know about your personalityI am pleasantly surprised at how evenly distributed the votes are. What a diverse community. Hnnnnnnnnnnnngh. There are still some people who SCARED to vote though; ASHAMED to admit their favorite egg. Hmmmmmm.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-08 at 7:53 PM UTC in Nonviolent Prison Survival Tips
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright. Go ahead and eat boogers, if that's what you really want.
Yep. So so true. Too true. EVERY TRAY OF FOOD is absolutely JAM PACKED full of BOOGERS AND CUM AND SHIT. And dooooont bend over whatever you do. Ever! If you bend over even once, at LEAST ten muscle bound black men will INSTANTLY come rape you for days on end!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-08 at 7:31 PM UTC in Please just tell me what type of egg is your favorite it will help me know about your personality
Originally posted by Kafka I don't get how you know food will taste bad by the way it looks or smells
Are you saying that in general, or to me?
But to at least address that, it kinda makes sense how you can know a food will taste bad, if it smells bad to you, since smell makes up about 80% of our sense of taste.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-08 at 7:16 PM UTC in Please just tell me what type of egg is your favorite it will help me know about your personality
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I enjoyed a cold hard boiled egg this morning as I was getting ready for work, smothered in salt and pepper it was hard to swallow as my mouth was drier than a dry thing.
I wish my taste buds allowed me to like more things. In an ideal world id just like to like every food there is. But alas, it doesn't. And hard boiled eggs taste like rotten eggs to me. And yellow egg yolks taste really weird to me. Egg salad? BLECH CITY.
it's very basic bitch of me but I just can't help it. Scrambled or nothing. With cheese is cool. And if course scrambled with meats and cheese is extra cool.
I don't know if there's a way to force yourself to enjoy something. People always fucking tell me that-- oh just try it, it's not that bad. And then I try it, and it's bad.
I need a new mouth. Or a new tongue at least. As it stands, I basically have the diet of a 5 year old.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-08 at 4:56 PM UTC in Nonviolent Prison Survival TipsAlso this is a dumb thread. The OP isn't going to prison and even if they were, which they aren't, they don't deserve any advice from here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-08 at 4:44 PM UTC in Nonviolent Prison Survival Tips
