I wonder if you could get away with murdering her if say, you set up a security camera in your place, and then invited her over under the premise you felt bad about things and wanted to just give her a whole bunch of money to make things right and apologize, and then when she came over you could have a patch of oil on the floor in front of your oven which is set to broil. And then just kind of act like youre in a rush and ask her if she could just check real quick on the fancy chicken dinner you made for her in the oven, and be sort of panicky like "lol fuck I gotta go to the bathroom real bad please just check on the chicken I think it might be burning LOL! HURRY UP" as you go to the bathroom, so she sort of panics too and runs to the oven to check it and then she slips on the oil and falls into the oven, which you'll also have set up to have the door spring loaded close behind her and automatically lock. And then you just take a long hearty shit, seemingly oblivious to the fact that she's roasting to death, and then come out after she's for sure dead and act all surprised (because the camera is still running).
Food for thought.
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You need to expand your mind, Kafka. Ask questions. Use your imagination. Hashtag yolo. Don't be a victim; you're better than that.
You don't have to like my thoughts but they are just thoughts. I like to pretend and imagine stuff. Sorry not sorry. It's not that weird though. Lots of people do it.
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Originally posted by frala
Well youβll be making more at your new job and maybe you could start a vacation fund ;)
Yeah... It's a little start. I'm already spending money I don't have to do concerts and stuff the next few months but I'm gonna really try to buckle down and get some savings going.
I need to figure out some real side hustles. I need to snowball forward because all I've done my life is snowball backward or just sit as a piece of snow.
I'm happy you found Lanyard, Lala. I really am. Last thing I ever expected but it's wholesome and in hindsight it's just perfect.
Fucking cringe myself inside out
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I swear to God I'm gonna be rich enough one day to do all these little mini adventures with you guys.
The hope alone sustains me. I'm not even kidding. There is certainly a list of priorities in terms of which adventures and with whom would come first but by golly I want to do specific adventures with many of you.
That's the one greatest thing about having lots of money I think I think I'd like.
I ultimately just wanna be able to be content with whatever I have but gee willackers it would be neat to be able to just do some super fun traveling adventures with some of you. I mean we've never ever met in real life but I feel kinda close. I just... It would be cool. It would be awesome.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I kissed a girl and I liked it π π πΆ π΅ π πΈ πΌ π π πΆ π΅
This just TRIGGERED my memory from when my friend's GAY co-wo (that's slang for co-worker) introduced us to this gay bar called Valentine's and we would go there and they played this song a lot. It was the only gay bar I've ever been to and it was a really good time man, gay people are fun and they buy you lots of free drinks, which was probably my main reason for going there.
One time we got really faded and ENT (shout out to krolo) up taking these shots called Urine Samples which were supposed to be like a designer shot that you would use to prank your drunk friends because they were literally supposed to taste like warm pee. I think they even heated them up in a microwave to make them the right temp
Idk. That's a thing
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Ha. Boy Scouts. Why don't boy Scouts sell cookies? Do they sell ANYTHING? what's even their purpose other than knowing how to make a fire using a fingernail clipper and some tall grass?
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I'm taking a poop below my neighbor who makes all these Muslim Indian type sounds and I hate him
Just because of the sounds he makes not because of any race or religion but im pretty sure it's his race or religion that makes him make those sounds.
Ive never actually seen him and I don't know who he is and I'm pretty sure when I left earlier out the back door I ended up holding the door for him and although I have no way of knowing if it's him, I could FEEL IT in my bones.
Anyway.
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Of the things it affects, you should make a list. Tell me if they make you 'pissed'. Then drink some Sierra Mist and think of all the people you wished you'd kissed.
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Originally posted by smokemon
A lot of times my dreams disintegrate into near nothingness when I wake up, only remembering like a visual snapshot of the last moment in the dream. About once or twice a week I'll have a dream where I can remember most of what happens. Those are my favorite, I wish it happened more often.
This is far and away the strangest phenomenon regarding dreams. Im sure science has attempted to explain it but it's always weird to think about how you can wake up, vividly remember all these details from this event that seemingly just happened, even swear to yourself that you won't forget- there's no way you could forget- and then like ten seconds later, you just..forget.
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