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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood some chicks are into that

    They like to make it grow.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Well you’ll be making more at your new job and maybe you could start a vacation fund ;)

    Yeah... It's a little start. I'm already spending money I don't have to do concerts and stuff the next few months but I'm gonna really try to buckle down and get some savings going.

    I need to figure out some real side hustles. I need to snowball forward because all I've done my life is snowball backward or just sit as a piece of snow.

    I'm happy you found Lanyard, Lala. I really am. Last thing I ever expected but it's wholesome and in hindsight it's just perfect.

    Fucking cringe myself inside out
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you.

    I swear to God I'm gonna be rich enough one day to do all these little mini adventures with you guys.

    The hope alone sustains me. I'm not even kidding. There is certainly a list of priorities in terms of which adventures and with whom would come first but by golly I want to do specific adventures with many of you.

    That's the one greatest thing about having lots of money I think I think I'd like.

    I ultimately just wanna be able to be content with whatever I have but gee willackers it would be neat to be able to just do some super fun traveling adventures with some of you. I mean we've never ever met in real life but I feel kinda close. I just... It would be cool. It would be awesome.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cut my life into Pisces
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Welp. I'm gonna walk to the store and then get dumb with my BFF panthrax. The end.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I kissed a girl and I liked it πŸ’‹ 😘 🎢 🎡 πŸ’ 🌸 🌼 πŸ’ πŸ’‹ 🎢 🎡

    This just TRIGGERED my memory from when my friend's GAY co-wo (that's slang for co-worker) introduced us to this gay bar called Valentine's and we would go there and they played this song a lot. It was the only gay bar I've ever been to and it was a really good time man, gay people are fun and they buy you lots of free drinks, which was probably my main reason for going there.

    One time we got really faded and ENT (shout out to krolo) up taking these shots called Urine Samples which were supposed to be like a designer shot that you would use to prank your drunk friends because they were literally supposed to taste like warm pee. I think they even heated them up in a microwave to make them the right temp

    Idk. That's a thing
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ha. Boy Scouts. Why don't boy Scouts sell cookies? Do they sell ANYTHING? what's even their purpose other than knowing how to make a fire using a fingernail clipper and some tall grass?
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka

    I like to imagine that as an inch worms cheesy pick up line to another inch worm that it wants to FUCK AND SUCK.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Remember when Facebook was relatively new and people would post status updates like

    'holy fuck you guys I cant believe that just happened?'

    obv baiting for replies OMG what?! What was it? What was the thing that just happened I'm so curious now!

    And then they're like

    I was just making scrambled eggs in this frying pan and they sort of assembled themselves and took the shape of Mickey mouse!

    Remember that?
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo How did she fuck up spelling "early?"

    She's actually Joe Biden's sister and he made the sign for her.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka It’s probably better cuz I’ve been drinking a lot lately which isn’t normal for me

    Watch this really short video. It's kind of interesting and makes sense.

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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I wonder what her grandchildren smell like

    Probably just onions.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € Need I remind you people that this community was founded on hating one another?

    I am in love you with you. You are perfect in every way.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm taking a poop below my neighbor who makes all these Muslim Indian type sounds and I hate him

    Just because of the sounds he makes not because of any race or religion but im pretty sure it's his race or religion that makes him make those sounds.

    Ive never actually seen him and I don't know who he is and I'm pretty sure when I left earlier out the back door I ended up holding the door for him and although I have no way of knowing if it's him, I could FEEL IT in my bones.


    Anyway.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Of the things it affects, you should make a list. Tell me if they make you 'pissed'. Then drink some Sierra Mist and think of all the people you wished you'd kissed.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by smokemon A lot of times my dreams disintegrate into near nothingness when I wake up, only remembering like a visual snapshot of the last moment in the dream. About once or twice a week I'll have a dream where I can remember most of what happens. Those are my favorite, I wish it happened more often.

    This is far and away the strangest phenomenon regarding dreams. Im sure science has attempted to explain it but it's always weird to think about how you can wake up, vividly remember all these details from this event that seemingly just happened, even swear to yourself that you won't forget- there's no way you could forget- and then like ten seconds later, you just..forget.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Memoirs of a Geisha.

    I just wanted to type that.

    I don't even know what a Geisha is.

    Are you a Geisha, kafka?

    Maybe I'm a Geisha.

    Maybe we're all Geishas
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was at the Tool concert that I'm going to this Sunday (shameless humblebrag because I'm so excite and waited me whole life) and for whatever reason there was a blackjack table right in front of where we were sitting

    It was intermission and everyone was losing and my friend just out a five foot high stack of chips down and I got pissed off and grabbed them and hucked them into the crowd then angrily went to go take a piss and when I came back I reached for my phone but it wasn't in my pocket and I panicked and then saw a phone on my chair but it was some old flip phone that wasn't mine and is tarted panicking more because I thought I lost my phone and then I kinda half woke up and reached over and felt my real phone on my bed and realized it was a dream and had the proverbial oh it was just a dream thank goodness sigh of relief
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I crumple up a frozen freezer Pete in mine and I leave it under a pile of coats until lunch time so it's mostly warmed up and edible and then I simply sit back and enjoy.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    D'awwww lil crouch potato πŸ€—
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