2022-03-08 at 2:24 PM UTC
Never be too happy, and never whistle a tune.
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2022-03-08 at 2:27 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
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I hate whistling so fucking much. I can vividly recall being at a gym and showering in a stall while someone whistled "the ants go marching" and how furious that made me I was audibly cursing and had to leave my shower early because of it
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2022-03-08 at 3:10 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
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Originally posted by Sudo
No disrespect I assumed you were not because you posted about being on a range with sex offenders before but there are sex offenders in every institution at the federal level here. In my county though guards will "double door" people and purposely allow sex offenders to walk through the halls with gen pop and encourage inmates to beat on them. At the federal level they're protected by the institution because they require the least maintenance as inmates. They need to be treated worse
Lol when your sentenced to 12 months in county and become one of the 6 maintenence workers in the entire st louis jail, they house u with the chomos.
I didn't really mind though because I was gone at work all day, and they opted a 4x mark up for anything from my store. Worked out nicely.
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2022-03-08 at 3:23 PM UTC
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Lol when your sentenced to 12 months in county and become one of the 6 maintenence workers in the entire st louis jail, they house u with the chomos.
I didn't really mind though because I was gone at work all day, and they opted a 4x mark up for anything from my store. Worked out nicely.
Oh man the old JAIL STORES I'd have them then feel like a weirdo for chasing people down for pop and chips and shit. Whenever we got locked down I'd eat all my food and have to restart again. Fuckin ol j00ish 1 for 2 prison hustles and giving people lists before payday. So gay. Last few times I didn't bother because I was only there for a few months and it wasn't worth the headache
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2022-03-08 at 3:32 PM UTC
If you know you're going in and come in empty, you'll probably get beat up.
2022-03-08 at 3:37 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
If you know you're going in and come in empty, you'll probably get beat up.
You always post this in every jail related thread and I have to imagine there's a reason for it.
But Not true, just have a reason for not bringing anything like u heard they have scanners now, you've never put anything up your ass before, didnt have money to obtain supplies or you didn't think you'd be sentenced that day.
I've never seen or heard of anyone getting beaten up for not bringing anything in but seen many people beaten for "package thieving" which is stealing drugs that aren't yours.
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2022-03-08 at 4:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
First thing they'll ask you is if you knew you were coming in. When you say yes, they will beat you up.
No
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2022-03-08 at 4:56 PM UTC
Also this is a dumb thread. The OP isn't going to prison and even if they were, which they aren't, they don't deserve any advice from here.
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2022-03-08 at 5:10 PM UTC
If you go to protective custody, don't drink the coffee or eat the food. The general population in the kitchen pisses in the coffee and puts boogers and shit in the food. Only eat canteen stuff, like potato chips and chocolate bars.
2022-03-08 at 5:25 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
If you go to protective custody, don't drink the coffee or eat the food. The general population in the kitchen pisses in the coffee and puts boogers and shit in the food. Only eat canteen stuff, like potato chips and chocolate bars.
Lol everything u say in this thread shows you've never done time
U rly think they tell the fucking kitchen inmates which cart goes to the chomo pod/floor?
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2022-03-08 at 6:20 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Lol ok? Having actually worked in a jail kitchen, I never saw this.
Now notes did get passed between the kitchen staff and thr girls pod, but no one even gives 2 fucks enough to pay attention to the chomo food cart and destroy it
2022-03-08 at 7:10 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
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Spectral watched a prison documentary then thought he was qualified to offer advice.
This is a dumb thread but I'm triggered so I had to post 19 times in it
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