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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Yeah, that son of a bitch is obsessed with me and everything I do!

    Does it make you feel less lonely, stuck there on the first floor of your house, to imagine someone (anyone) is thinking about you?

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready He will flip it and say he is the one living rent free.

    I think he's a sad lonely old man.

    I lead an active social life filled with a great woman, loved ones, family members, and one true friend. I don't live in fear like you nor am I fat and whiny like you.

    P.S. Your woman looks like she should be sitting on a toadstool flicking her tongue at bugs.
  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Does it make you feel less lonely, stuck there on the first floor of your house, to imagine someone (anyone) is thinking about you?



    I lead an active social life filled with a great woman, loved ones, family members, and one true friend. I don't live in fear like you nor am I fat and whiny like you.

    P.S. Your woman looks like she should be sitting on a toadstool flicking her tongue at bugs.

    You show no evidence to your claim so obviously, no one here believes you.

    The guy from Ohio who lives in Arizona lives more exotic life but doesn't show evidence. You already showed you in a hospital dress, sweety. why not up it a bit with that so called call girl you claim to be your gal
  3. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Shlomo and DTE?
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You show no evidence to your claim so obviously, no one here believes you.

    The guy from Ohio who lives in Arizona lives more exotic life but doesn't show evidence. You already showed you in a hospital dress, sweety. why not up it a bit with that so called call girl you claim to be your gal

    You are gonna need better bait Skippy.
  5. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Post picture of girlfriend's nose.
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  6. Looks like we need a cane battle to the death. Brass-headed canes at 20 paces.
  7. Originally posted by Sudo Any male afraid of spiders is a grade A bitch. You are a horrible coward with many fears

    spiders enjoy rapelling into peoples facial orrifficeses.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Looks like we need a cane battle to the death. Brass-headed canes at 20 paces.

  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Post picture of girlfriend's nose.

    In case you missed this...

    Originally posted by stl1 Then why does the video show a bag full of parts, whackadoodle?



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Because the element kit does not come fully assembled. It comes with the dryer heating element, a high-limit thermostat, a thermal fuse, a thermal cut off kit, a jumper wire, and screws to fasten the shit together during assembly and prior to installation you know nothing, never did nothing, dumb ass with just two brain cells both fighting for 3rd place.

    All for about 40 bucks…
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    who had money on Stl?
  11. /raises hand
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    You notice he ran from this thread.
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    he hasnt posted since the 3rd
  14. He's either followed through and killed himself or he's fixing his daughters toilet flapper..that's at least 2 weeks work.
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  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I would think its better to live dead wrong than to just kick the bucket rather than say yes I was a stupid cocksucker guys
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He left because he's too ashamed to have the cum lickin' faggit usertitle. No more, no less. I honestly didn't think he would be that weak but damn if I would've known that's all it took to drive him off the site I would've advocated for the change long ago.

    With that being said, if he sees this post he will most certainly come back out of sheer spite, so for that, I really do hope he's dead, but also I apologize in advance.

    I'm sorry.
  17. Why are we even acknowledging him in his absence...lets just enjoy the dramatic decrease in copy pasta while we can without pulling the tiger's tail...
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's why I apologized. I didn't even want to make mention but I had to say my one little piece.

    I'm sorry again.
  19. Apology accepted...unless he shows up in a couple of hours.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Apology accepted…unless he shows up in a couple of hours.

    He's gonna wait it out like 2 weeks to get our hopes up and then come back with a hehehehehe you fuckers thought I was gone for good but NOOOOOPE. and then probably a fucking TSUNAMI of copy pastas he's gonna have all geared up and ready to go.

    I'm calling it now.

    Fuck I'm sorry again.
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