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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have that game and played it quite a bit idk maybe 2 years ago. The background music gives off an ominous mood/feeling that I can't quite describe. I may play it again too. Thanks
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's a gremlin.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    To me semen tastes like Supermac's curry sauce lathered on a lukewarm baked potato.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ah yes an overnight bash with the notorious biker gang the Hell's Angels.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I know rape victims that have no problem with rape jokes. I wish everyone just had no problem with any joke. Who gives a fuck?
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Which hotels have the tastiest foods, most variety, unique items, or the fanciest setup?

    Do any of them require use of a key-card to gain access, so you just have to casually follow someone in? Have you ever been caught and escorted out? Do you sit alone or do you find families having breakfast and sit down with them?
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh hi there. I'm just a guy without sin. What's going on?
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra hold on I'll see if I can find it



    lulz

    Ha. Double shot
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    None of these fuckers are pro-life, they're pro-birth.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didn't like Pedro either. He's always gonna be remembered as the gay dude with aids from the real world. Nothing more. I mean that's still probably way more than I'll be remembered for, but it's probably not what most people would want to be known for almost exclusively.

    Nah but I'm sure he was a good man.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Matthew Allen, I have purchased and had only one cat, Chootie Boot, in the last 20 years, and she was very much adopted and not found in a mill. When I said I was going to the kitty store I meant this shelter in town that has about 6 full rooms of kittens and cats of all ages shapes sizes and personalities that need new homes and you can peruse them all and see which ones you make a special connection with. No mills and no kills, so you can calm down.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Horton, and he hears us.

    Who?
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reticulating splines
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're gay you go to your friends house gay sleepover

    Jim hikky Jake Steve and Tom are there

    You call yourselves the Pea Pods

    You're all 5 years old


    You get fucked by your parents that night, respectively

    Yo
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I just read an hour or so ago that elon muskox said wellbutrin makes people suicidal which does seem to be the case but my non sky dad had been on them for a while and credits them with helping him not drink so who's the real billionaire?

    The real billionaire is the real sky dad
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if it was called gargantuanchat and you had to go to an i-max theater to use it ?
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah one of many such as this other joke that asks what is a vampire's least favorite room? The living room. *uncontrollable cacophonous vampire laugh*
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster really, their movies are my favorite

    Well sure, Walmart had some amazing prices on things too
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Nothing better than directly shooting unprotected hot loads bareback directly into 18 year old birthday pussy.

    I am not sexually attracted to you; you're only 17 years and 364 days old. I'm not a chomo pervert.

    One day later...

    You are so fucking young hot tight sexy and fresh I wanna take you to PLOW TOWN, you adult, you.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka Did you have a heart attack?

    Is that a common thing that happens after a heart attack, that you red crescent rashes on your butt cheeks?
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