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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A cane is a carved stick, if we're being frank here.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well back in MYYY day we didn't have tabs, and if you wanted to view a new site you just had to fucking say goodbye to the old one. You kids have it so easy these days. *shakes cane*
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby can i get your dead dads email?

    I don't know. Can I get you to visit your daughter?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW GOTTA DRINK DRINK DRINK GET DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW GOTTA GO GO GO GET DRINK DRANK DRUNK SO DRINK SO DRUNK FFDFASDKFJALSDJFLASKJFLKSADJS AWKE JRLAJFOISAUF8SFSAD
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How come people, especially BLACKS, buy loads and loads of airplane shots at the liquor store? Looking for a genuine answer here. I see it happening all the time. Obviously if it was because they're cheap, buying an actual bottle is way more efficient, so that doesn't seem to be the case, unless they're that stupid that they think buying a bunch of 99 cent bottles is saving them money.

    The other day I went to buy some ale and this guy was in front of me, he grabbed one of the containers that hold the airplane shots, and set it on the counter, and said to the clerk 'lemme get like 7 or 8 of dem bitches.' She says, 'what?' He replies, 'lemme get like 7 or 8 of dem bitches.' My transaction was complete at the time but I stood there staring at him incredulously, and he says it again- 'lemme get 7 or 8 of DEM BITCHES.' I'm like 'DEM BITCHES? WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLING THEM 'DEM BITCHES?'' He's like 'don't worry about it' and I just scoffed at him and left.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also, are you the type that is able to make a post without some direct or indirect reference to drugs? Just like.. an actual thought? Maybe a humorous anecdote? A short (non drug related) story? It could even be as simple as say... sharing your father's e-mail address with us, assuming it's not 'oxydad@cringe.org'
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Where is everyone anymore? No Sophie, no Enter, no RisiR. What's happening???
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    FUCK YOU NIGGER
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dad's email
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ten tented tenacious tender Tennessee turtle tentacle tendies
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ten tenacious tender Tennessee turtle tentacle tendies
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ten tender Tennessee turtle tentacle tendies
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ten tender Tennessee turtle tendies
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by reject We all knew that anyway

    You clowning on actro? I'll fight your ass. YOUR ASS
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Grapes. Fucking grapes.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you're making pizza rolls in the mic you better be max drunk. Soggy ass cringe rolls.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I AM SO DEEPLY OFFENDED RIGHT NOW.

    *makes 3000 pizza rolls to cope*

    I understand the aspect of diet as it relates to depression. Again, there's the patronizing. I should take a fucking walk too; I know.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Look how hard you want me to be shitty. This is identical to you getting triggered when that alt said Bill Krozby is hot.

    Really though I am pudgy. What's cool? I've lost 8 pounds in the last 2 weeks. I'm getting back into ULTIMATE FORM and you're gonna have no choice but to love it. XD
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    In the ND prison we just make you a perfectly cooked hot pocket and sit down with you to talk out our differences.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra can I wank your dadmail?

    REAL MATURE, DISNEYLAND. just smh. smgdh.
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