I am commandeering this thread for one post to make it about seahorses, of which the male carries the babby seahorsey.
Thank you.
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2016-12-30 at 12:05 AM UTC
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Marijuana
I smoke strains that, if they had a mouth and vocal cords, would laugh your strains out of the dispensary. I'm talking pot marijuana that looks straight up like Jesus Christ himself- shit isn't green, or blue, or brown, it's fucking translucent, and radiates a glow stronger than the glow of 10,000 suns. When you are in the same room with it you become a cloud and enter a state of absolute and complete bliss. Babies with cancer smell it and are instantly healed. Cars demolished in accidents restore themselves to mint condition if you toss one crystal in their direction. Take one actual hit of this stuff and the entire known universe stops in its tracks and humbly bows to you.
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Waiting for reefer man to wake up. Haven't smoked in over a month. Gonna get dumb dumb dumbDumbDUMBDUMB
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At first I was like, "whaaa?" and then I was like "aaaaah." OH SNAP!
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2016-12-30 at 4:04 PM UTC
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Mq ia a real piece of shit
Thanks. Discount WHORE is trying to divide us. He is a bringer of strife and deception. Don't be fooled, brethren. He rides a pale horse and wears Velcro strapped shoes. Be wary.
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Don't argue with facts I make up. THANKS.
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That's what happens when you change people's songs in TC- you get cancer. Hopefully a lesson learned .
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A cane is a carved stick, if we're being frank here.
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Well back in MYYY day we didn't have tabs, and if you wanted to view a new site you just had to fucking say goodbye to the old one. You kids have it so easy these days. *shakes cane*
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2016-12-29 at 6:11 AM UTC
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alts thred
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
can i get your dead dads email?
I don't know. Can I get you to visit your daughter?
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How come people, especially BLACKS, buy loads and loads of airplane shots at the liquor store? Looking for a genuine answer here. I see it happening all the time. Obviously if it was because they're cheap, buying an actual bottle is way more efficient, so that doesn't seem to be the case, unless they're that stupid that they think buying a bunch of 99 cent bottles is saving them money.
The other day I went to buy some ale and this guy was in front of me, he grabbed one of the containers that hold the airplane shots, and set it on the counter, and said to the clerk 'lemme get like 7 or 8 of dem bitches.' She says, 'what?' He replies, 'lemme get like 7 or 8 of dem bitches.' My transaction was complete at the time but I stood there staring at him incredulously, and he says it again- 'lemme get 7 or 8 of DEM BITCHES.' I'm like 'DEM BITCHES? WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLING THEM 'DEM BITCHES?'' He's like 'don't worry about it' and I just scoffed at him and left.
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2016-12-27 at 8:11 PM UTC
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Also, are you the type that is able to make a post without some direct or indirect reference to drugs? Just like.. an actual thought? Maybe a humorous anecdote? A short (non drug related) story? It could even be as simple as say... sharing your father's e-mail address with us, assuming it's not 'oxydad@cringe.org'
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Where is everyone anymore? No Sophie, no Enter, no RisiR. What's happening???
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