I like semen
Flows like river
OP OP
PLLEEAASE DE-LIV-ER
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Trailer Park Boys already did this with a toy train.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I know the mq's most recent family scandal is when he sucked his dead daddies dick during the ceremony while weeping like a bitch
Your wit is unmatchable. It's a shame your daughter doesn't get to have such an awesome role model like you in her life.
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I used to randomly message people giving them a little paragraph of encouragement. Different strokes, eh?
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That's kinda what your mom feels like. FAGGOT!
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Wow I really dropped the shell on that one. AWKWARD!
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Originally posted by RisiR
Is the death sentence legal in North Dakota?
No, but I'm working to change that. We do have an unusually high rate of 'accidental suicides' for what it's worth. *sinister grin*
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Originally posted by RisiR
You're either the best photoshoper of all time or well, I think you'd actually make a great judge. Are you a judge?
Awww shit secret's out I've been a federal judge for the past 8 years. Always felt like y'all would look down on me for it. Please still accept me.
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ALL RISE HEAR YE HEAR YE SOUND THE TRUMPETS COURT IS BACK IN SESSION HERE IS YOUR HONORABLE JUDGE FUCCBOI MCCRINGEPOT.
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Yes, a matter of perspective, and although spirituality can only be personally defined, I still beg the question what separates a personal experience from being spiritual or being, say, powerful. At what point does the effect of something decide you to declare that it has now crossed the threshold into a spiritual experience, and what makes that so?
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Originally posted by zok jr.
What is UVA Jackie?
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Jackie_Coakley
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My mom's side of the family has practiced cannibalism for as long as I can remember. Growing up when I heard the word cannibal I always pictured a bunch of troll looking people living on an island doing nothing but eating people and walking around in the meantime waiting until they were hungry again. Oh and they were all carrying big clubs like a caveman would have. It was weird finding out that more normal people, including my family, practiced this as well. My great aunt Bertha has a cannibalism cookbook with hundreds of recipes. It's interesting they actually use different parts of the body for seasonings too, like exclusive human meals with no added...adulterants.
I prefer chikin but when we go my aunt's house for Christmas I'm generally polite and just eat the roast of boy or whatever she's serving up.
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2016-12-16 at 6:13 AM UTC
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My cat has cat lile reflexes.
I'm gonna start subscribing to Cat Fancy and send them glamour pics of my cat's pantaloons.
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Fucc boi.
Cringe pot.
Gay sex.
Why not?
My seed.
Your butt.
Take it.
Dumb slut.
Sweat beads.
Raw heat.
Passion.
My treat.
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Eagles next lies majestic upon the willow tree horizon
Frozen tundra gleaming brightly foundation for the bison
Totem poles, adobe huts, sacrilegious whores
Find a sweat lodge cleanse my sins release them from my pores
To follow the lamb is to find destiny not for the men but for the mice, rice patties and shallow graves hold the lives of fallen slaves and I am sad will not behave must rise again so free so brave. Give me coke and give me molly fuck a Parrot name it Polly turtle doves and broken wings the dragon breathes the jester sings I fall I rise I live I die that oral sex with apple pie
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2016-12-13 at 11:15 PM UTC
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You guys are lackin'
I love my safe place I'm scared of wind
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2016-12-11 at 7:22 AM UTC
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You guys are lackin'
My creativity knows no bounds. -_-
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2016-12-11 at 3:07 AM UTC
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You guys are lackin'
Dollar dollar bill, y'all.
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