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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My mom's side of the family has practiced cannibalism for as long as I can remember. Growing up when I heard the word cannibal I always pictured a bunch of troll looking people living on an island doing nothing but eating people and walking around in the meantime waiting until they were hungry again. Oh and they were all carrying big clubs like a caveman would have. It was weird finding out that more normal people, including my family, practiced this as well. My great aunt Bertha has a cannibalism cookbook with hundreds of recipes. It's interesting they actually use different parts of the body for seasonings too, like exclusive human meals with no added...adulterants.

    I prefer chikin but when we go my aunt's house for Christmas I'm generally polite and just eat the roast of boy or whatever she's serving up.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna start subscribing to Cat Fancy and send them glamour pics of my cat's pantaloons.



    Post last edited by mmQ at 2016-12-16T06:15:32.648234+00:00
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucc boi.
    Cringe pot.
    Gay sex.
    Why not?
    My seed.
    Your butt.
    Take it.
    Dumb slut.
    Sweat beads.
    Raw heat.
    Passion.
    My treat.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Eagles next lies majestic upon the willow tree horizon
    Frozen tundra gleaming brightly foundation for the bison
    Totem poles, adobe huts, sacrilegious whores
    Find a sweat lodge cleanse my sins release them from my pores

    To follow the lamb is to find destiny not for the men but for the mice, rice patties and shallow graves hold the lives of fallen slaves and I am sad will not behave must rise again so free so brave. Give me coke and give me molly fuck a Parrot name it Polly turtle doves and broken wings the dragon breathes the jester sings I fall I rise I live I die that oral sex with apple pie
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love my safe place I'm scared of wind
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    My creativity knows no bounds. -_-
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dollar dollar bill, y'all.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sophie Sophie bread so loafy how does your yeast rise?

    *resounding BOOS*
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sometimes I smoke the rain N get wetter than a penguin.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    God damn it stop enabling Sophie by giving him internets. He doesn't need any more, I just gave him one the other day and I know he's doing weird weird things with it.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I remember the first time I wrestled a bear, not by choice as it's a ritual in our family and you're forced to do it whether you like it or not. It's not even a 'becoming a man' type thing it's just out of morbid pleasure that we make children upon turning the age of 5 enter an enclosed cage with a full grown adult male grizzly bear and fight to the death. We're allowed to bring two objects of our choice out of a relatively limited list of options and I went with a turtle shell and another turtle shell. When I went in a slid the first shell across the ground momentarily distracting the bear, then I quickly placed the other shell behind him and when he inevitably lost interest in the first shell and turned around to attack me he slipped on the second shell and fell over just long enough for me to jump on his back and use all of my adrenaline in one burst to snap his neck and claim my victory. I'm the only child to ever come out alive.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Actor There should be a word for the aroma of dried up/stale semen.

    I think 'slunt' could actually be used for this too. Sounds right to me. My slunt neighbor's boyfriend got arrested meanwhile my other neighbor's walls are coated in slunt.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It is my DESIRE to be on the slaughterhouse menu my man. I want to be poked and prodded and scraped apart and beaten and abused and my limbs ripped from me I want to be neglected and hated and scoffed at and treated like a piece of unwanted SHIT, and then I want to be finally be PACKAGED and SOLD to a nice Christian family of 4 to enjoy me over their dinner time cringe meal but JOKES ON THEM as I will be RIDDLED with E. Coli and MAD HUMAN DISEASE. MOTHERFUCKING TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I know these were addressed toward Soph but I'll add my take anyway because FUCK YOU.

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind You said you have felt at one with the universe before, that not only are you a part of the universe but the universe is a part of you. When I experience that it feels deeply spiritual to me. Is it a mistake for me to feel that way?

    No.

    Is my perspective/interpretation wrong? How is it wrong?

    Neither. You personally find your experience can be defined as spiritual where someone else could have the identical experience and call it something else.

    If I were to say that connection, that union with everything else is God in my eyes, is that a mistake? How is it a mistake?

    What does this mean? You become God? What does it to mean that connection you feel is God?

    How can you say your perspective is the right or true perspective, and not merely a different perspective?

    I think perspective literally means that it's one of what has to be more than one take. A perspective can't be right or wrong. Perspective is synonymous with an opinion.

    What is it like to be a bat? We can examine bats, dissect bats, figure out how they work, why they behave the way they do, but you will never know what it is like to be a bat unless you are a bat. We can try to scientifically describe what a bat is as objectively an accurately as possible, but that will never be the same as the "bat experience". When I feel like I am 'one with the universe' I could leave subjectivity at the door and try to describe this experience as objectively as possible, but that will never be the same as my deeply spiritual experience. When I say "the experience was spiritual" there is a subjective quality which I am trying to convey. Is it wrong to do that? How? Why?

    Dude you've never been a bat? For shame. It's fun fun fun.

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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind No, I don't agree a spirit is in and of itself supernatural. I don't believe that would discredit spirituality because as I see it spirituality is a deeply personal and subjective thing. As a metaphor, someone with an unusual fetish might find a regular everyday experience to be sexual. A person without that fetish would not agree that it is sexual. That does not mean that one of those people are wrong, or stupid, rather they just view that experience differently. Similarly people who view an experience as spiritual are not necessarily wrong or stupid, they just view it differently.

    Mq, would you label the experiences you refer to as spiritual? Why or why not? Do you think people who have spiritual experiences have differences in their brain?

    I would say that calling something spiritual is no different than calling something profound or awakening. Obviously the term spirituality has many different perspectives and is commonly used in a religious sense or with things like yoga and meditating and all that jazz. I wouldn't personally say that I've ever had a spiritual experience based on my aforementioned statement. I don't know what a spirit is or a soul is or if they exist, if you know what I mean.

    I feel as though it's simply a label for an unordinary experience but doesn't by any means conclusively demonstrate that there in fact were 'spirits' involved. Growing up a Christian and well into my adult life I have certainly experienced moments with God that at the time I would've absolutely claimed them as spiritual under the preface of spirituality as it's associated with those religious beliefs. Looking back I can now see that I was creating the illusion of something that likely wasn't real. My experiences were real, of course, my feelings were real, but it was nothing more complex than experiencing those feelings and giving that experience a label.

    Like I said, I don't think spirituality is well defined enough to where you could ever see someone else experiencing something and claim to know or point out that they are having a spiritual experience. You can only claim it for yourself and when you do so you are deciding that what you've gone through pertains to something unnatural. I can say that I'm having a spiritual experience right now while I type this but it doesn't mean anything and it doesn't make it true.

    I don't know if that makes any sense. In short, spirituality is ill-defined and can't be conclusively demonstrated as an actual supernatural experience. If you want to call a moment of enlightenment a spiritual experience that makes sense but doesn't mean there is truly any spirituality going on even if you feel as though there is.

    Turtles?
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh girls go wild for a good singer especially when he's good looking. I don't think that's anything new. I used to sing solos in a church choir and I'd have bitches dropping their sopping wet panties for me after the service was over. Just a festival on the altar of sucking and fucking, rippin' and tearin', swangin' and bangin'. We'd get trashed on the blood of Christ blaspheme the Holy Spirit to all HELL. Cutting each other up, smearing our wounds into one another, defecating on the crucifix and rolling MEGA CONES from the Bible pages. Then I'd go have brunch with my grandparents at the country club.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I fucking hate vegans. I have no vegan friends or even acquaintances. I sometimes overhear people discussing it and I do whatever is in my power to rip out their tongues so it stops. Sometimes I go to the public parks where they hang out and dance and yell out 'VEGAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY!' and I plow my car through their group before they have a chance to respond.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love vegans. I actually have a large circle of vegan friends who text/call each other on a regular basis and just discuss all things vegan. We hang out at public parks and dance around with ribbons just shouting 'VEGAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO! VEGAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIIIND!'

    t.u.r.t.l.e.s.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Slunty twunts, the lot of you. Stop acting so pubish ya cromulent niggermonicons.
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