I would stuff myself in my own locker and play tomagachi
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I stood there on my balcony, favorite pair of boxers on with my semi-erect cock exposed through the hole. I interlaced my fingers and put my hands behind my head, looking up at the fading sun, basking in all it's glory. I watched down below as children played hopscotch and jump rope games in the parking lot, business men walking briskly down the street to their meetings and conferences, and the hustle and bustle of the city. As I glanced over to the neighboring balcony, the occupant opened his door and stepped out himself. He was an Indian Muslim man, teaches at the local university.
"Bill Krozbyler!" he yelled from the short distance away. "Mighty fine cock you've got there."
I just then noticed the pair of binoculars in his hands as he lifted them to his face and stared me down.
"Ayyy lmao. Thanks dude! You wanna... you feel like..well.. wanna fuck?" I asked, mild quiver in my voice.
"Indeed good lad. Indeed I wish to suck and fuck" he responded without hesitation, binoculars still settled upon his face.
I beckoned him over with a nod of the head and headed back inside to unlock my door, penis in hand, fully erect, nervous but excited. I had never done this before. Opening the door before he had a chance to knock, my neighbor stood there, fully nude, and shoved me back into my apartment.
Before he had a chance to ever get started I fell backwards onto my bed and blew my load, my motion sending a cascade of hot semen across my own body and face. My neighbor shook his head in disappointment as I laid there, a hot sticky mess, ashamed and disappointed in myself.
"Maybe next time Bill Krozby. Maybe next time." He left as quickly as he had entered and we never spoke again.
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She's very happy you remembered her name, though for clarification it's Chootie. That said, she is a humble kitten bitten and simply requested that I make her my avatar. She sends well wishes and treat dishes to all the NiS cat fam.
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Thermal sox. My uncle got all of us cousins a pair for christmas
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If burglary makes you edgy I'm sure I have you both out-edged. I've robbed homes with little kids hiding under their bed, using their backpacks to collect shit. Lol
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Yes. YES. I wish to be FILLED to the BRIM with tapeworms. I want them DRIPPING AND LEAKING out of my holes. ALL OF MY HOLES.
garbage pail brick yard cement nails nails
tools rust screws nuts industrial scales
bridge water metal hard support beam beam
hard hat steel toe duct tape steam
key-stroke keystone keylime pie
buttersworth jemima 4th of july
milk and honey milk and honey milk and honey; egg
frankincense frankincense the mannequein's leg
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Sucker punch that bitch. Papa don't play.
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Originally posted by Brain surgeon
why are none of you faggots ever in tinychat? I mean fuck, TRT is like the whole reason it became a fun place to hang out. and now there are very few people who still visit both regularly.
Also, is this the last remaining &totse splinter group page?
It's probably because you're brown. :D
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2017-01-18 at 4:57 AM UTC
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suicide
As morbidly depressed as I've been I don't ever think about it because I know I wouldn't do it. I've experienced too many highs in life to willingly remove myself from the possibility of ever experiencing them again. I'm used to the ups and downs now, and as tiresome as the downs are, I can handle them, with the knowledge that there will again be pure happiness in my life. I'm a patient man. And I retain hope.
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It says avocado ranch sauce. Nothing about guacamole or sour cream. Jeez!!
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2017-01-17 at 8:29 AM UTC
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Modafinil
Not if you take the battery out
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And whip out your cock to repeat the process.
Where the fuck is actor?
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2017-01-17 at 8:30 AM UTC
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blargo blukus
Jeremiah wasn't even a bull frog
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2017-01-17 at 6:09 AM UTC
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Not doing drugs
Gotta change it up every once a while. If you're always on drugs then it's like you're not ever on drugs, mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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2017-01-13 at 4:31 PM UTC
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a new era
Originally posted by cerakote
im just tired of having to interact with people who make my life less enjoyable
Have you considered joining the traveling circus?
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2017-01-15 at 9:25 PM UTC
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Fuck Windows 10
Only deadbeat dads and child rapists willingly use Windows 10.
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2016-11-27 at 2:27 PM UTC
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flashing people for money
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Gotta go gotta go gotta go fast fast getting scattered getting spun getting geared getting glassed!
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