2017-01-08 at 11:23 PM UTC
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Suicide
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2017-01-07 at 11:48 PM UTC
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The Hygiene Myth
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I can't think of anything worse than being on probation/parole. Even if you aren't doing anything wrong, it's just a continuous, lingering buzzkill lurking in your every shadow.
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There are so many Super Soakers.
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As the clock runs out, the hands of fate are applauding.
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2017-01-03 at 4:36 AM UTC
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I am very smart
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WHERE'S MY TENDIES? WHERE ARE THEY? NEED 'EM. MY TENDIES. I NEED THEM RIGHT NOW. WHERE COULD THEY BE I NEED MY TENDIES TO BE HERE I LOVE MY TENDIES SHOW ME THE TENDIES!!!
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
It's not going to be a daughter faggot, and I'm not going to name it after a name, you'd name your next ugly cat.
I'm going to name my son "bradely"
Well congratulations on your 'son faggot.' Bradely' would indeed be an appropriate name. Maybe yggdrasil.
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2016-12-17 at 8:38 PM UTC
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Vegans.
VICTIMS.
Jk
Bill Krozby really though say something profound about Nietzsche. You can't.
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Yeah pretty much every time I walk into a bar I suddenly remember how I want to get shit-canned.
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I agree. Mediocre. Just keeping myself lubricated.
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But the pizza place still doesn't have the galactic pinball game you love to play when you're fucked up. I feel ya.
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Hergen jergern lergern boys! We'res gertern MAX DUMB ternight yeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww!!
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2016-12-30 at 4:05 PM UTC
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give me a custom usertitle
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I am commandeering this thread for one post to make it about seahorses, of which the male carries the babby seahorsey.
Thank you.
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2016-12-30 at 12:05 AM UTC
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Marijuana
I smoke strains that, if they had a mouth and vocal cords, would laugh your strains out of the dispensary. I'm talking pot marijuana that looks straight up like Jesus Christ himself- shit isn't green, or blue, or brown, it's fucking translucent, and radiates a glow stronger than the glow of 10,000 suns. When you are in the same room with it you become a cloud and enter a state of absolute and complete bliss. Babies with cancer smell it and are instantly healed. Cars demolished in accidents restore themselves to mint condition if you toss one crystal in their direction. Take one actual hit of this stuff and the entire known universe stops in its tracks and humbly bows to you.
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Waiting for reefer man to wake up. Haven't smoked in over a month. Gonna get dumb dumb dumbDumbDUMBDUMB
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At first I was like, "whaaa?" and then I was like "aaaaah." OH SNAP!
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2016-12-30 at 4:04 PM UTC
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Mq ia a real piece of shit
Thanks. Discount WHORE is trying to divide us. He is a bringer of strife and deception. Don't be fooled, brethren. He rides a pale horse and wears Velcro strapped shoes. Be wary.
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Don't argue with facts I make up. THANKS.
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