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Bill Krozby's guid to talking to women

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    And before someone says "we already know" yes everyone knows, (or at least most people do) but sometimes it helps to put it out there because people forget.

    And no this has nothing to do with "being a pickup artist"

    girls like two different kinds of guys, aggressive guys and "unassuming guys"

    girls will notice you if you're agressive with whatever you're doing. take for example a girl is in a check out isle at the store, she forgets her coupon or something like that and she says "fucking shit goddamn fuck" and then turns and looks at you while you're giving her a cold stare and she will say something like "I'm really sorry about that"

    you say something with the same cold face, "yeah you better be lady, this is a family store!" and watch her face get all twisted and just laughing. she will love it

    girls no matter how big of cunts they are, they like to be entertained. they like "fun" guys.

    Girls do they same thing, but in a different way, when i worked at the evil pizza shop this girl (ten years younger than me) body checked me while i was on the phone with a customer and the phone fell off the wall and broke.. and I got bitched out.

    The next night she came in on her night off on rollerskates drunk, and I went up behind her (i was drunk also), and kicked her in the ass and she fell down and all the people eating pizza freaked out and started yelling. But we ent up hanging one on one later.

    I was at the store the other day and bought a micro brew, that had an illuminati eye on it, I got it just because I hadn't had the flavor yet and had never seen it. The checker girl said, wow I've never seen this before, and I said yeah me either (I'm not being agressive at this point because I'm just being normal and thinking about other things, I'm unassuming at this point, but girls like unassuming guys because it gives them a chance to check you out first and be agressive themselves)

    she says how she likes the picture on the front and how she wished she had eyelashes like that. I just said, "you have very pretty eyelashes, you're fine hun"

    she then grabbed my chile sauce and said how she loves it on fruit, i said yeah i was gonna try chamoy, but I like what I like, I put it on my cucumber.

    Girls no matter how much the 3rd wave feminazis deny it, is they look for a guy to "guide" them. If you let it happen the other way around you're a cuck.

    Girls want guidance, let them bring you weed, pills, money, other girls. Hell tigers and lions do it.

    but yeah bottom line if you're going to be agressive from the getco have a level of tenderness to back it up.
    mini orgasm right there fam.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-08T01:26:00.818336+00:00
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  2. #2
    But there's no chicks here so why are you always so frothy round us?
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm not being frothy.. but I guess you're right, I thought hydromorphone was a chick but shes way more of a man than §m£ÂgØL

    and whether there are chicks here or not, this is some you can use "In real life" you probably wouldnt know anything about that
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We already know all of this Mr. Froth
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ We already know all of this Mr. Froth




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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm not being frothy.. but I guess you're right, I thought hydromorphone was a chick but shes way more of a man than §m£ÂgØL

    and whether there are chicks here or not, this is some you can use "In real life" you probably wouldnt know anything about that

    I wouldn't use this in real life cos I have standards these days.

    I mean, they're not high standards, but way more so than yours
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by reject I wouldn't use this in real life cos I have standards these days.

    I mean, they're not high standards, but way more so than yours

    lol its all a joke bud, nobody is using roshambos guide to pleasure a sex slave lol

    you 2 homo's need to quit stalking me. I see 2 guys here that women dont find "fun"
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    Should I be offended or pleased that a former twink doesn't find me "fun"?
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^nice try faggot cry harder.
  10. #10
    It's not your fault Bill Krozby. You don't need to be angry. You couldn't help it. It's not your fault.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm not angry, obviously you and mq are since you both are following me around like a couple butthole buddies. And who's fault is it? lol

    all i did was try to make a couple threads regarding health and getting with women, and two greasy guys that don't have sex with women are against it, go figure.
  12. #12
    It's not your fault.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^yeah you keep saying that, im aware. funny how mq shits on my threads about hygiene and talking to girls, two things he both lacks. but hell i would if i perpetually smelled like Pillsbury pizza bites and didnt change my underwear.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-08T02:17:25.529807+00:00
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Kicking girls in the ass is a good way to land yourself a sexual assault charge in police state America. Not that i would mind, kicking someone in the ass is rude, expecting to hang out with them and get laid because of it afterward is borderline thinking like a rapist.
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why do we go through this over and over? If I comment in your thread and don't explicitly agree with you I am apparently 'shitting up your thread.'

    Learn how to have a fucking discussion with opposing viewpoints for crying out loud. Stop making everything weird. Relax dude. It's not your fault.
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  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sophie Kicking girls in the ass is a good way to land yourself a sexual assault charge in police state America. Not that i would mind, kicking someone in the ass is rude, expecting to hang out with them and get laid because of it afterward is borderline thinking like a rapist.

    not if you have a repour with them
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Why do we go through this over and over? If I comment in your thread and don't explicitly agree with you I am apparently 'shitting up your thread.'

    Learn how to have a fucking discussion with opposing viewpoints for crying out loud. Stop making everything weird. Relax dude. It's not your fault.

    don't play dumb chicken , i let you agree with me plenty of times.
  18. #18
    We understand your anger Bill Krozby. We know where it stems from, we don't hold it against you. It's not your fault.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by reject We understand your anger Bill Krozby. We know where it stems from, we don't hold it against you. It's not your fault.

    whos we?

    basically mq in a nutshell, but i wouldnt completely blame him or his mother, i'd blame his behavior for not having a father.

    notice how they are all russians.






    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-08T04:33:54.402257+00:00
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's not your fault bud. Don't worry about it so much .
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