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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'll be sure to take a degrading shit in his honor.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR It's pointless to waste your time with him unless you get some entertainment out of humiliating him.

    I don't know why he has to be such a homo poster.

    Obv daddy issues
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Long standing propaganda. Smoking is beneficial to your health, always has been. They try and show you pics of tarred up lungs to deter you when in fact those very lungs are healthier. They have a thick coat to fight off bacteria and other nuisances. Non smokers have weak, thin lungs.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR Lulwot?

    I only posted "Fuck you, Malice" on that page. You need help, buddy.

    I wonder if it has something to do with the posts per page option. I switched mine to 40, and i just see your one ACAB post too. If it affects old threads linked by someone with the 20 per page limit perhaps that's it. I just wanted to know and I think I figured it out but I'm too lazy to switch back to 20 in order to confirm this, which is sad, because it takes like 5 seconds to switch, but ehh I need another beer and I'm still writing this post and I don't know, I can't be bothered to do it right now. I just said I need another beer even though I haven't opened my first one yet. Hmmm. Things are happening.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR It is getting scare when you mix CNS depressants and everything, though.

    I'm actually just high from the herb. The good old herb.

    Maybe. Or maybe that's the best part. Just hoping to pass out one night and never wake up.

    Originally posted by Dargo Weed?

    What does Dargo mean and why are you using it?
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *but not high enough

    I like to compete with myself to break my own personal highness/drunkenness records. Every time I partake I set out to intake more than I ever have in my entire life. Goals.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I post here because I'm a cop trying to get into the criminal mind, but you didn't hear that from me.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I was thinking toddlers and tiaras but I think you win

    I think there's at least a few dozen shows that could all be considered strong candidates for shittiest show on television. I intentionally haven't had cable in a long time, the vast majority of it all just literally hurting my brain to have to watch or even hear about.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I hope you miss all of your flights Falco.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nah I'm just saying who doesn't get a little grabby when they're trashed? He happens to like guys so he just did what felt natural. I'm not saying I'd be HAPPY about him trying to grab my dick but I mean, I get it. I've been hit on by gay dudes that know I'm not gay, when they're drinking. That's the nature of the booze, Randy.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by felonious_monk Hah yeah I forgive him but I'm gonna have a chat and be like you know you almost got beaten to a pulp by like at least 10 other people last night because you can't handle fucking st pattys day

    It's the other way around. Guys can't handle a gay dude getting shit housed on national get shit housed day? He handled himself the way you're supposed to.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He was just drunk. Forgive him.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    -Hey honey how was your day?

    -It was green.

    -Green? (laughs) What's that mean?

    -The fuck do you THINK it means? It means it was green.

    -I mean.. I just don't know, I've never heard that befo--

    -BITCH. You asked me how my FUCKING day was and I FUCKING told you. Now I have to EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU?? I have a green fucking day and I have to TELL YOU WHAT THAT MEANS??!

    -MQ I'm sorry I just--

    -NO! You're not sorry, YET. You absolute and utter WHORE!!! ALWAYS WITH THE QUESTIONS! schmee schmoo what's a green day WHAT'S A GODDAMN BASEBALL BAT TO YOUR FUCKING SKULL HUH CINDY? WHATS THAT???
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The flowing cringe river is steadfast in its ways, eroding our thoughts and minds with a theatrical manner, false yet entirely real, and as a man not having found yet my destiny within the winds of time, I must evolve with the decay and let the cringe become my essence, become my all.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Drive blacked out, you'll make it home no doubt.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm dead serious when I mention that we just hired a new cook at my work named Chris Hansen. As if he isn't sick of it by now I'm going to dedicate my time to bringing it up to him. Every fucking time he comes to work I'm going to ask him to have a seat right there and just laugh and laugh.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock that most certainly is absolutely what is happening here

    You getting proven wrong, yes, that's why I said it. Bible written entirely by jedis - wrong. 100% of people smell like shit if they don't shower for a few days - wrong. This lady being serious in her proposal - wrong. These are just three tiny examples from within the last few days. You're too much of a bitch to admit when you interpreted something wrong or spoke incorrectly, so I don't expect you to suddenly come to your senses. I just like pointing it out because you think you're so fucking high and mighty but, sorry, that's simply not the case. :)
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh look zill was PROVEN EXPLICITLY WRONG yet still won't admit defeat. That's the sign of an insecure faggot if ever there were a sign. Good job Zill you've proven me right again.
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