Drive sober, or get pulled over...

1. 2017-03-18 at 2:34 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Drive shitfaced, and be disgraced.
2. 2017-03-18 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Drive white you'll be alright.
3. 2017-03-18 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Driving black, pulled over for crack.
4. 2017-03-18 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo Driving black, pulled over for crack.

   
   Holy shit he's got half of mexico in here!.
5. 2017-03-18 at 2:43 AM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Drive blacked out, you'll make it home no doubt.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2017-03-20 at 2:48 AM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Does it count as driving if I tie a goat to a shopping cart and have it pull me into town?
7. 2017-03-20 at 2:50 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Don't drink drive it makes harder for those us who know how god dam it.
8. 2017-03-20 at 2:54 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Don't drink drive it makes harder for those us who know how god dam it.

   
   Lol I've been on both sides of this. On one hand it's pretty easy to drive fine if you've had a few drinks, or even if you've drank a lot
   
   But there comes a point where you just don't give a fuck anymore, and go 80 down residential streets
   
   Thankfully I've only got to that point twice and I don't drink anymore, and I definitely don't drink and drive after I got pulled over not for doing anything wrong but because my car exactly matched the description of a wanted driver
9. 2017-03-20 at 3 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I took an aliveat25 class once to get rid of a bullshit ticket and the officer was talking about how driving fatigued can be worse than driving drunk, and I said "that's definitely true. I drive much worse when I'm tired than when I'm..." and stopped.
   
   The look on that officer's face was priceless