Excuse me sir? This tech makes me fly. I demand you take all my money.
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The liquid shit cascades out of the butthole like the force of a thousand Niagara Falls, instantly consuming the room with an overwhelming hue of pure filth, all bacteria and germs die where they lay, there is no escape. This is the beer shit.
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2017-03-17 at 5:07 AM UTC
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dont drink and drive today.
You're a sweetheart. I was planning on slamming 1 or 15 ales and going on a little joyride but alas I will remain at home. Thank you.
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2017-03-17 at 2:36 AM UTC
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reddit life pro tips
LPT: when you see someone say 'hi' instead of 'how are you?' that way you can avoid unnecessary conversation.
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I barter cum and cum things
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2017-03-15 at 2:53 AM UTC
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Saw,Jordan Peele's "Get Out"
Originally posted by aldra
I've actually been wondering if the movie's actually good or if it just fits with popular leftist politics
Could be both. 😺
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I feel like this is a good time to say fecal pussy.
Fecal pussy.
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Superimpose a Disneyland landscape behind your freedom windmill.
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2017-03-15 at 2:21 AM UTC
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I apologize
Originally posted by Ajax
This thread makes you look weak.
Weak is being afraid to apologize. Weak is being afraid to admit when you're wrong. Weak is needing to have the last word.
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2017-03-14 at 5:52 PM UTC
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I apologize
The past few days I let zill the cat get the best of me and shitted up the forum replying to his every post, which in turn caused him to do the same and things got a little messy.
Anyway, I've normally been able to just ignore his incessant orifice comments but I guess I just snapped. A good handful of threads were completely derailed and ruined because of this.
I am sorry fam. I am better than that.
To zill: I don't actually think you're the worst poster, frankly, I just grew tired of reading the same comment from you over and over, but hey that's my problem.
That is all. Thank you for your time and God bless your hearts.
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2017-03-15 at 12:42 AM UTC
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Work isn't working
Fucking world of difference between corporations and privately owned businesses. At least in my field the restaurant industry. Corporate does all that shit like writing you up, making sure you don't get any overtime, mandatory unpaid breaks even if you don't want one, gotta wear stupid uniforms, policies for the dumbest shit.. my favorite jobs like the one I have now have none of that bullshit. I can wear whatever I want, I can make whatever food or drink I want without having to pay, we can listen to whatever music, big flat screen TV in the kitchen, infinite smoke breaks, no write-ups or anything like that, sexually harrass the servers, have a few beers toward the end of our shiftz, things of that nature.
Fuck corporate America!
Fuck the police!
Fuck the system!
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THE BIG BROTHER THREAD
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher
Big brother is literally the second stupidest show on television
The Bachelor/ette
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Fun and Harmful Drugz
Originally posted by Dargo
Dosage and effects?
I don't know about dosages but I don't think it takes much. It's not a drug it's a plant. As far as effects go they include blurry vision, diarrhea, vomiting and nausea, disorientation, drowsiness, headaches, red skin rashes, excessive salivation, sudden alterations in your cardiac rhythm and possible death.
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Originally posted by reject
You should eat.
And take more.
Okay. 😊
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2017-03-14 at 5:43 PM UTC
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Happeh Pi Day Friends
Originally posted by Totse 2001
ChickenPotPi
BostonCream
does cheese cake count?
Chicken pot, of course. Timeless classic.
I'm not too fond of cheese cake and no, even though it resembles a pie it has cake in its name so it does not count and you are disqualified from the secret contest I was having so sorry.
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Omg and he changed his profile pic to scron's work. The ultimate self cuck. Ahahaha Ahaha ahahaha just when I thought the old man couldn't get anymore retarded he proves me wrong. You've given in Zillow, I thought you might have some sort of ability to not do it but you did it. You've literally gone and played into all of our hands and probably think you're clever for doing so. I'm seriously trying to contain my laughter I've never seen someone make this much of a fool of themselves but hey OK please continue. The retard has resorted to making fun of himself unironically. This is priceless.
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Originally posted by Darth Beaver
I'm 5'10",wana dance?
Yes. Do you know how to Lindy Hop?
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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
I like judge judy she say you dont have to have a good memrory if you always telll the truth
The best part, she's lying!
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The government should pay for my socks because I go through a lot and it would be nice to just not have to pay for socks ever again. If I had one wish it would be to have a fresh never worn pair of socks at my disposal whenever I wanted them. But nope, took my guns, locked in a FEMA camp, forced me to practice Islam and get gay married and took 100% of my wages to support their golfing vacations and trips to the liserd meetings. Thanks for that, government.
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What comedians do you dig?
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Hi I'm just gonna hit the greats; Bill Burr, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, in no particular order.
Only took 3 posts for someone to say these faggots. I had guessed two.
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