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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm working with a new guy that looks like a praying mantis that got his face burned and stepped on. I'll try to take a covert pic if I can manage it. Straight garbage. Lol.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We're all pretty much grown up past that (I think). Anyway, what's there to say about it that hasn't already been said. Wear dark clothes. Wear a backpack. Have a flashlight. Open cars. Check garage doors. The end.

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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra "oh no they caught me using nonsense words better try and pretend it's actually a reference to something and not just me being a monglerod"

    https://www.google.com.au/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=%22analytical+tears%22&*

    don't use the first google search result next time

    Should've gone with Ethnic Diversity and Economic Instability in Africa: Interdisciplinary Perspectives. p.19
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ahhh dang you're on quadruple AND quintuple C's. Daaaaang m8 dang dang dang .
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm the last buffalo, dude.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Only problem is if we implement spoiler tags they will be used exclusively for:

    Hey, guess what?


    Hey, guess what?

























































































































    Oh hai.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock I am literally plagiarizing your bullshit and posting it on a website with password-only-access to fuck with people who literally make more in a week than you will in your entire life.

    Nobody cares
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My cat is so fucking smart. We have this awesome unspoken language with each other, I can make these tiny subtle movements and she knows exactly what I'm indicating . I LOVE HER. THE END.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My dream about dropping the pipe and spilling meth in the bathroom is eerily similar to the things you've been experiencing . O.o
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Even the crickets stopped chirping.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh zill you're so woke
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why can't I get off to euro porn? Everything about it just feels off. Their moans, their motions. It all seems very calculated and generic. This isn't to say 90% of porn isn't like that anyway but I can at least find American porn that feels more real.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Yes my mom made food early I can barely eat my tongue hurts a lot, beer and weed help. I'm in a horrible mood I just want to fucking go to the store but I know it will be bullshit so I will use this as an excuse to get high and use getting as high as an excuse to do something else.

    Just gotta chug this beer and eat this potato salad first.

    You were in my dream last night. We were both at a halfway house, you had just bought that gram and I was like what's up and you gave me the bag and pipe and a little glass scoop thing and told me if I wanted anything to just ask , and then I dropped the pipe right in front of the supervisor lady who was in the room with us and it somehow didn't break and we all stood there awkwardly and I just picked it up, she didn't say anything for some reason.

    Then, I went to the bathroom so I could get high and I couldn't control the glass and it just started falling all over the sink and floor and I was trying to contain it, but the bag kept pouring out like way more than a gram and I was panicking because I didn't want to tell you that I was spilling your meth all over. That's about where that ended.

    Oh and fucking zill the cuck was there at one point. I was laying in a corner beside a bed and he was talking across the room and I'm like WTF is Zill doing here and I sat up and it was him in person and he looked really ratty and I just started laughing and he tried to stare me down but I couldn't stop laughing.

    The end
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock balls deep in your transverse colon

    Let's Skype. I'll display my butthole so you can do what you need to do. Decline the invitation and you lose even more credibility.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Show us your photo

    He looks like Steve Buschemi but he's bald and uglier. I saw his picture from totse2 so I'm sure it's only gotten worse.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher That greedy jedi meme

    You win.

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