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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR That wasn't even that witty. NO Thanks for you.

    Try again. Or better don't because you will fail again as always you North Dakota, Fargo, red hatted, ex-Christian pizzafucker.

    You don't even fuck a Calzone. You fuck a single square piece. Seafood because it reminds you of yo momma.

    Nigger.

    Everything in the 3rd paragraph was explicitly true.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Eating chips in the nude crumbs encasing my body no shame
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Aaaand just like that another thread goes into the garbage disposal

    It's like dropping a metal spoon into the disposal, at that.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A lot of people are and they seem happy enough so yes, it would appear that it's ok. Obviously it's an acquired taste but no harm no foul. Like Louis CK said, I don't call people faggots because they like other guys. I call them faggots because they are acting like faggots.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    OMFG SIR YES SIR READY FOR ACTION AT YOUR COMMAND SIR!!
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    fun fun fun Fun FunFunFunFUNFINFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    TDR has bad cum
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock have you ever been to the middle east? they're all mudskins. the lighter skinned ones are offspring of white slaves or the small number of white immigrants

    Also wrong
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock Persians are the same racial ethnicity as mudslimes. mudslimes are the devolutionary progenitors of persians

    Wrong
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Signing in to use the new Stairmaster. 8pm-9pm slot.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Anyone want to throw in to send armsmerchant some money so he buy a microwave?

    Zero replies
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jesus wasn't white.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock no, lets not. no one cares

    The post immediately following his begs to differ. Another L for you.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    googled how to steal curtain rods found zoklet
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He wasn't white because he wasn't white. Prove to me behind a reasonable doubt that he was white. You cannot.

    Thank you. :smug:
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You HAVE to be sitting down to feel it.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    itt we learn zill is sexually attracted to small dogs
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Congratulations
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Actually candles are rather hot

    To be technical a candle is cool when it's not lit, which is almost always the majority of its life. Even when they are lit, the candlestick itself is mostly lukewarm. So it's like really, the candle is warm, and cold, and sometimes hot, if you consider the top layer of the candle and the wick to classify as 'the candle.' You could of course make the entire candle hot but it would be melty and unproductive almost as if it no longer serves any purpose relating to it being considered a candle and becomes something entirely else, ya know? So do you think Bill is gonna get with Stacy or is Darryl gonna play his wildcard and snatch her away? Omg
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm working with a new guy that looks like a praying mantis that got his face burned and stepped on. I'll try to take a covert pic if I can manage it. Straight garbage. Lol.
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