Thanked Posts by mmQ

1. 2017-05-20 at 2:12 AM UTC in Just found this place
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Qhost Ah it's good to be back.

   
   You won't be saying that after a few days.
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2. 2017-05-20 at 4:24 PM UTC in Getting gangstocked
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Darth Beaver C'mon you had to already know what a cunt Jil is.

   
   Well sure she just always said she wouldn't post a selfie so I found it surprising she did. *shrug*
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3. 2017-05-20 at 3:53 PM UTC in PETITION: bannable offense
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I would also like to impose a homosexual ban on myself. Thank you.
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4. 2017-05-19 at 6:14 AM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Jesus Christ spectral I didnt believe it at first but wow. WOW.
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5. 2017-05-19 at 11:06 PM UTC in Anyone ever get spanked as a kid
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   This one resembles a very eerily striking resemblance to plooge.
   
   
   
   Post last edited by mmQ at 2017-05-19T23:09:27.855984+00:00
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6. 2017-05-19 at 5:57 AM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You should strongly consider ending your life.
   
   Reason?
   
   You're not funny.
   
   You're not interesting.
   
   You suck.
   
   Nobody likes you.
   
   You lack creativity.
   
   You're boring.
   
   You repeat yourself.
   
   You try too hard.
   
   I mean, cmon faggotshock.. Can you at least up your game just a little step? Are you THAT fucking basic that you're unable to come up with something new and witty? Put down the grade school insult book and say something worthwhile, cockboy.
   
   You
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7. 2017-05-20 at 9:42 AM UTC in Destruction of a community
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by infinityshock your posts are literal gibberish

   
   How many times exactly were you shoved around the middle school locker room before and after gym class?
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8. 2017-05-20 at 12:26 AM UTC in Double Standard
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by snab_snib WRONG. name one example, ONE FUCKING EXAMPLE, of an 'actual' double standard.

   
   Spectral praising Jill's posts while defining TDR's posts as kidiot spam.
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9. 2017-05-19 at 11:14 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon It was a solid 3/10 and I declare you gay

   
   Let's be frank here. You not being able to hookup with a gaping leg wound is funnier than saying that very wound is 'out of its leg.' The word play was the entire 5 out of 10. I mean the wound isn't 'out of the leg' anyway. THANK YOU.
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10. 2017-05-18 at 9:53 PM UTC in Guy busted for trying to fuck a lolli
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by SBTlauien Most is done by Catholic priests.

    
    It's really not. The Catholic priest touching little boys thing is blown way out of proportion.
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11. 2017-05-20 at 1:41 AM UTC in Ah shit...
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Actor shood imcall ack tommorow even tho its saturday?? i guess yes, right?

    
    Yeah just call and ask to talk to a manager and tell them who you are.
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12. 2017-05-19 at 11:10 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Hey fuck you buddy, how about you make up some jokes rather than just being snarky for a change

    
    It's out of your league. That was my joke. It was a 6/10. I win.
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13. 2017-05-20 at 12:01 AM UTC in keeping light and heat out of a bedroom
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock that

    
    Do you honestly think anyone gives a singular fuck about you confirming that air conditioning was a good response? Snab doesn't need you to affirm what he said you bearded clam.
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14. 2017-05-19 at 9:48 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'd fuck it

    
    It's out of your league bro. :)
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15. 2017-05-19 at 11:03 PM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock you look like your colostomy bag needs to be emptied

    
    If we emptied your colostomy bag there'd be nothing left of you.
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16. 2017-05-19 at 10:56 PM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You were inferring that only prison inmates are homos.

    
    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ You know you're dealing with a simpleton when a person thinks jail is where the raping and gaysechs takes place, unaware the jail is completely different than prison. It's an easy way to tell when you're dealing with a basic bitch.

    
    Read it again.
    
    The only thing I inferred is that jail isn't prison and that not knowing the difference demonstrates a lack of what ought to be common knowledge. Obviously there has been homosexual relations in jails and detention centers and prisons. The (what should have been clear) point is that when people say 'enjoy getting raped by Bubba in JAIL,' they're naive and mistaking cleverness for stupidity.
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17. 2017-05-19 at 10 PM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You know you're dealing with a simpleton when a person thinks jail is where the raping and gaysechs takes place, unaware the jail is completely different than prison. It's an easy way to tell when you're dealing with a basic bitch.
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18. 2017-05-19 at 12:46 PM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Gotta hand it to infinity. I don't ever remember anyone being able to come in and piss off the entire community so badly with so little effort. Especially mmQ, I've never seen him get mad at anyone.

    
    THOUSANDS OF POSTS =/= little effort
    
    My disdain for the faggot is that he does this on a site that has its own ability to maintain bitching and moaning without an outside need for a youtube level cringe pot to ........ stir the pot.
    
    OK, am I triggered? Sure.
    
    I like this site because I like you guys, not because I like to come here and jesus fuck, do I really need to explain this? Tell me what type of life you'd have to live to come here and post the same joke over and over for YEARS. Haha. My god. MY FUCKIING GOD.
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19. 2017-05-19 at 12:07 PM UTC in Celebrities you wouldn't be surpirised commited suicide
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wow I;ve never botherd to ask him what its really like to eat an apple with zero teeth. You just sort of swish it around your mouth until it gets soggy and then take weird gum bites off of it? haha
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20. 2017-05-19 at 1:31 PM UTC in Anyone ever get spanked as a kid
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Speaking of Blah, what ever because of Count Blah?

    
    Still in the factory, counting the blahs.
    
    lol
    
    No he posted here once or twice but idk probably dead?
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