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2017-05-26 at 5:21 AM UTC in beta vs. BetaI'd put you all in SHIT category with myself somewhere toward the top. Don't make it worse. Words. Weird.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-25 at 10:30 PM UTC in Thank goodness I gave away my tickets to Fyre FestLeslie looked down at her 3 week old babby.
"I think we're done here" she said as she pulled the nails from her pockets and retrieved her husband's hammer from the toolbox.
Leslie couldn't resist, not that she was trying, the smile that beset upon her face as she began to drive the little spikes into her little Megan. Her morbid screams, the agony set upon her face, her complete innocence diminished as markedly demonstrated in her anguish as she received dozens of dozens of pulse shattering drivels into her body.
"So shall it is, so shall it be" muttered Leslie as she pounded the final nail into her daughter's forehead and put her out of her misery.
The end.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-25 at 11:04 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by RestStop In the cases of moderately heavy methamphetamine abuse over the past year or so is there anything I can do or take to further repair or "reset" my brain in general? It should be noted that just about any medication on earth I can obtain within a weeks time so if I need something weird, off the wall or hard to get it's probably still obtainable for me(INB4injectyourself with ratshit)
Inject yourself with rat shit broThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-24 at 11:47 PM UTC in Got head from an old crackwhoreWhat were the circumstances leading up to this event? Is she a spicewhore too?
I honestly think there's nothing fun about a bad blowjob. Well shit I shouldn't say that.. I guess I agree it's fun for a short while like any blowjob ought to be, but once she demonstrates she's a one trick pony and the trick ain't shit, yiure just kinda biding your time.
I remember a few years back I was pretty intoxicated and getting a BJ from this girl that I met at a bar, and after the first minute I just sort of lifted her head away and was like "CAN YOU PUT A LITTLE PASSION INTO IT? JESUS FUCK! Of course she immediately gets emotional and starts crying, to which I respond by saying nothing and leaving.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-17 at 8:56 PM UTC in Austin gont sues his date for 17.31Lol what a weird thing though. I know we just met, and I'm sorry I'm not really comfortable yet with touching my tongue to your vageen, but I was thinking... Maybe... I could power fuck your shit hole until you bleed? Eh?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-25 at 12:03 AM UTC in I need to get off my ass and get some welfare.Whatever happened to that job? Did you call them back? Remember you were going to tell them you could start last Tuesday? DID YOU EVEN CALL BACK ONCE?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-24 at 7:08 PM UTC in What Makes Life Funny...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-21 at 7:35 PM UTC in I'm never gonna be rich, so why should I care about life?...Its over...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-24 at 4:28 AM UTC in what the hell is this self taught man thing
Originally posted by RestStop The same exact thing happened to me only in refresh instead of posting. I figured it was just the plastic/ink branding from the tube of chap stick stuck up my ass slowly poisoning my system and in turn driving me into full blown dementia..phew, glad that's clearly not the case here…we are kindred spirits, FAM.
This makes me happy M8.
We were there for the end.
And as the heavy, bellowing clouds unfolded from the skies above, a looming uneasiness settled upon the land, upon the people. Darkness fell quickly and what had been a near silence began to yell out with the shrieking wails and weeps of a billion mourners.
The man, the myth, the Mustard Stain suddenly pried apart the skycover with nothing less than the mighty braun of Thor himself.
With BLAZING yellow eyes, surrounded by a SEA of empty 211 cans, he began to tremble, violently shaking and growing larger, the earth below cracking and splitting like glass, growling from his depths a most glorious and final command, Actor himself peered down with the grandest troll face to ever present itself to humankind.
"Niggas, it has been an honor posting with you."
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2017-05-24 at 3:54 AM UTC in what the hell is this self taught man thingWhy don't more of you make fun of me for being retarded? I literally thought it was just a temporary name that any user switched to when they were banned, and it switched back when the ban was over. I think I might have heard someone say that at one point, either way I believed that to be the case.
Fuck even the other day I asked Lanny in whatever thread and he EXPLAINED and I still didn't out it together, in hindsight it makes perfect sense what he said but here I was like, what the fuxk is this nigga talkin about dang dang?
Me: How do I find actors profile or pm him when he's banned? (thinking self taught man was him banned)
Lanny: That kind of the idea to disassociate yourself from your posts.
Me: *scratches head*
BUT!
But.
In my retarded defense I literally was in actors Thread the moment he switched, and it never crossed my mind in a million years that he'd just randomly delete his account just like that, as well as the odds of it happening between the time I joined the thread and 15 seconds later after posting my reply.
Well that fucked my head. Good question GP , tee-hee.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-24 at 2:16 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by Captain Falcon The Jokes segment is just reading cheesy prewritten jokes that are terrible, that's the comedy and it's really good. I actually think Norm's standup isn't amazing, but he's hilarious as a guest on shows, doing bits and segments etc.
I don't know what exactly it is I appreciate so much about him, his seeming nervousness, his quirky way of pronouncing regular words every now and then (like he was calling capsule CAP-SUE-UHL) in this moon landing bit, which added to the whole bit (which was fucking hilarious, mind you, check it out). Obviously his baby powder dry style of humorous appeals to me. He's pretty intelligent in an obscure way... I don't know man I just like the fucking guy A LOT. I would spend a night inside of him if the offer extended itself to me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-23 at 1:07 PM UTC in Pee wee the catPee wee cat seems cool enough, I definitely like pee wee the human more. Too many good Pee-wee episodes to recall. I always loved the one where Pee-wee is so sick he gets up and puts his sandals on backwards and then Ricardo comes over and feeds him chikin noodle soup. :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-22 at 10:41 PM UTC in Stuff you remember from Totse/ZokletEvery fucking person that keeps getting brought up 'what ever happened to them' shows up every now and then on TC. The Duke, Casper, BloodyDiaperMan, PWP, etc. They're all still doing the same things as before just deeper back in the shadowed corners.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-22 at 10:49 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-22 at 10:38 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by Sophie mmQ Will you take me jousting, brother?
Not only will I take you jousting, I will take you to the jousting capital of the world where we will buy a small homestead together and purchase babby horses which we will train and groom and raise together to be the perfect jousting horses, all the while over the next few years spending the vast majority of our time studying the rich history of the sport and the intricacies therein. We will develop contacts and get involved heavily in the jousting community. Our names will be well recognized before we ever even partake in our first jousting competition. It's time Sophie. It is time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-22 at 8:26 AM UTC in People that lack a conscience make me sickGeez I'm standing right here you know?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-19 at 1:47 AM UTC in problems with youtubeYou actually grow them inside a crystal ball and they will grow and 'hatch' on their own when they get big enough, shattering the actual ball and that's when you know they're ready. A gram goes for like $750.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-21 at 10:41 PM UTC in This place is going down the toiletUhh I found the alliGAYtor thing like several months ago. THANK YOU!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-21 at 4:11 PM UTC in how many times a day you brush your teeth?Flossing is infinitely more important than brushing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-20 at 2:42 PM UTC in Someone losing their mindThese assertions are coming from a guy that thinks you are GUARANTEED to smell like shit if you go a day without showering. A guy that thinks jail and prison are the same thing. A guy that has 5 total responses. A guy that claims to be the oldest person here yet has the youngest mentality. A guy who is the laughingstock of the community. A guy scared to show his face. A guy named Jill.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
