User Controls

Anyone ever get spanked as a kid

  1. Originally posted by Bill Krozby Your dad kicked your bro in the nads? What did he do?

    Didn't finish his homework. He had his head used as a hammer once to drive a fucking nail into the drywall.. I mean that sardonic but he took him by the head and slammed it into the garage wall and it happen to have a nail in it.

    He was a retired Marine who served in Iwo Jima. A friends dad who served the same area as a Marine said nothing your father experienced over there would excuse his behaviour. He wasn't like by most of our neighbors.
  2. Originally posted by -SpectraL Wow… you keep almost as detailed records as I do.

    Only a complete loser would admit they actually kept records on internet retards.
  3. Originally posted by Totse 2001 He wasn't like by most of our neighbors.

    The apple never falls far from the tree 🍏 🎄
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL In the middle school I went to, the Vice Principal had a trick where he would walk toward you in the hallway from the opposite direction, not even looking at you at all, then just as he was a couple of feet past you he would reach back and grab you by the hair and drag you backwards by the hair all the way down to his office, where he would literally hurl you into a chair in the corner and then leave the room. So you'd have to sit there in the chair for anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour, and then he would return, sit down on the edge of his desk, and ask you if you really wanted to fuck with him. He would say things like, "Do you really want to fuck with me? Because if you do, I'm more than happy to give you a solid go for your money. I've fucked with the best. And you'll be no different. So go ahead… fuck with me. I dare you to fuck with me.", and stuff like that, until he was finally done with you and grabbed you and threw you out of his office. And that was for the good kids. I hate to think what ever happened to the bad ones.

    I never had fun disciplinarians like that when I was in school
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Only a complete loser would admit they actually kept records on internet retards.

    No, a complete loser would hit a woman with their cane and then run away and hide in the bar next door until police discovered him there.
  6. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Only a complete loser would admit they actually kept records on internet retards.

    it costs 1 cent to keep comprehensive records on 1,000 people and it costs another 2 cents to process their data into a comprehensive prediction of all future actions, their personality, everything.
  7. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by snab_snib it costs 1 cent to keep comprehensive records on 1,000 people and it costs another 2 cents to process their data into a comprehensive prediction of all future actions, their personality, everything.

    Youre a community harasser arent you? Perp piece of shit
  8. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Youre a community harasser arent you? Perp piece of shit

    you mean gods work?
  9. Originally posted by -SpectraL No, a complete loser would hit a woman with their cane and then run away and hide in the bar next door until police discovered him there.

    Only a complete loser believes everything the press says.
  10. Originally posted by snab_snib it costs 1 cent to keep comprehensive records on 1,000 people and it costs another 2 cents to process their data into a comprehensive prediction of all future actions, their personality, everything.

    ^Faggart confirmation
  11. Originally posted by Darth Beaver The apple never falls far from the tree 🍏 🎄

    You're no fucking Winner. Kettle.Black.Pot

    At least I didn't punch my kids. Hell I recall only a few times that belt came off.. stormed out and told Their Mom to do it.

    You're acting like Infinityshock right now with less faggot loving comments.

    Just take a full bottle of xanax and dose yourself to a happier place
  12. Originally posted by Totse 2001 You're no fucking Winner. Kettle.Black.Pot

    At least I didn't punch my kids. Hell I recall only a few times that belt came off.. stormed out and told Their Mom to do it.

    You're acting like Infinityshock right now with less faggot loving comments.

    Just take a full bottle of xanax and dose yourself to a happier place

    Ha, u 😡
  13. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You're no fucking Winner. Kettle.Black.Pot

    At least I didn't punch my kids. Hell I recall only a few times that belt came off.. stormed out and told Their Mom to do it.

    You're acting like Infinityshock right now with less faggot loving comments.

    Just take a full bottle of xanax and dose yourself to a happier place

    No offense totse2001 but not everyone likes to be constantly doped up on benzos and copious amounts of mayan-control meds like you and malice
  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    You got buttfingered while taking a piss. This very moment made you the slampig you are today, Douglass E. Monk.
  15. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR † You got buttfingered while taking a piss. This very moment made you the slampig you are today, Douglass E. Monk.

    IF SOMEONE ELSE GETS MY LAST NAME WRONG AGAIN TODAY IM GONNA BE REAALLY REALLY MAD!
  16. Originally posted by Bill Krozby IF SOMEONE ELSE GETS MY LAST NAME WRONG AGAIN TODAY IM GONNA BE REAALLY REALLY MAD!


    Douglas Evan Monks

    4410 Avenue F #309
    Austin, TX 78751

    +1(512)-945-6886

    DOB 6-26-87

    Partial Record: http://www.bustedmugshots.com/search?first_name=Douglas&last_name=Monks&state=TX

    Mommy: Paula Berry Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/paula.monks.77 and https://www.facebook.com/pbmonks

    Daddy: Larry Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/larry.monks.902

    Brother: Steven Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/steven.monks.79

    Brother #2: Riley Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/riley.monks


    You're welcome.
  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Dargo

    Douglas Evan Monks

    4410 Avenue F #309
    Austin, TX 78751

    +1(512)-945-6886

    DOB 6-26-87

    Partial Record: http://www.bustedmugshots.com/search?first_name=Douglas&last_name=Monks&state=TX

    Mommy: Paula Berry Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/paula.monks.77 and https://www.facebook.com/pbmonks

    Daddy: Larry Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/larry.monks.902

    Brother: Steven Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/steven.monks.79

    Brother #2: Riley Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/riley.monks


    You're welcome.

    the butthole hurt never ends
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby IF SOMEONE ELSE GETS MY LAST NAME WRONG AGAIN TODAY IM GONNA BE REAALLY REALLY MAD!

    monkey
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This one resembles a very eerily striking resemblance to plooge.



    Post last edited by mmQ at 2017-05-19T23:09:27.855984+00:00
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ This one resembles a very eerily striking resemblance to plooge.



    Post last edited by mmQ at 2017-05-19T23:09:27.855984+00:00

    munkee
Jump to Top