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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna force-feed you a gallon of milk filled with loose change and repeatedly kick you in the stomach until you puke it all up. If that works, your ideas will probably work too.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 granted but only the severely mentally challenged with crippling diseases

    I wish I had a sweet house in the south of france

    Granted but someone else lives in it and you aren't allowed in France.

    I wish Dargo would post his picture in the collage thread.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick


    Challenge: Go to socal and start road rage with a car fully occupied by mean mug tough gansta ass looking niggas.

    Why do I have to go to Cali to do that?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic oops

    You lollercoasted into that one.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    NiS top 2 embarrassing faggot cringe posters

    1. Jill the Car
    2. The Self Taught Man


    There bitch. You made a list.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Time to masturbate to people in wheelchairs speeding through large urine puddles.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    NO.

    First off if you just punch someone it's simple assault.

    If you punch them and they die it's at least manslaughter.

    What the fuck kind of hashtag is #aggravatedassaultisafelony ?

    Cringe pots
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Is that called Parachuting? because unless you're upside down and having a friend push them in for you.. that makes no sense. I'm not a druggie really.. outside of prescribed but not recreational.. it's juust a bonus I get buzz off of my meds but only at night.. i don't do narcotics in the morning before work.. I have to weight till I get home

    Plugging.

    Parachuting is something you hopefully do when you jump out of a cloud.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love tanning, in fact, I'm a professional. My goal is to become one big wrinkle and get into the Guinness book of world records.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The 5 most STREET SMART BIG DICK TRILL NIGGAS

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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by anra it means the person using it is a total faggot

    Absolutely, and you know that because you know what it means. XDXDXD
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    They all knew what was happening but nobody wanted to be the one to step in and perform mouth-to-mouth for fear of being labeled 'a big gay fag.' RIP
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop Is North Dakota expensive? $22 an hour here would be like the top manager of the whole place and I doubt they even make that here.

    No it's really cheap. I just lucked into an awesome situation at a place with very few employees so the owner can afford to pay more. I'm essentially like an assistant manager, when he's not around I am in charge. I am good at what I do and I'm a very hard worker. My boss is fucking awesome and recognizes that, and doesn't try and take advantage of it.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Burn that picture and burn that girl. In the same fire.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We've got a classic dive bar across the river called Pistol Pete's. Guaranteed fight if you're looking for one. I should go make an appearance it's been a while.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes RisiR's dick looks like a broken image link.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kinkou Lotsa talking and not many pix in hurr

    It's a sick and cruel world. I'm with you. I have mental images of everyone and I'm pretty sure I'm accurate. It's like when you read a book and get to know the characters, you create your own image for them, and then if you're so fortunate that they make a movie adaptation, it's fun to see how closely your image aligns with the visual character.

    RisiR has pretty much given his physical description and I believe him. Sophie I have seen. Malice I have seen. Falco I have seen. Spectral claims that image of taggart isn't him but even if it's not I believe he looks quite similar. Jill I have seen as well and the picture was blurry but he was definitely small and awkward looking, very pasty like Elmer's glue, and his eyes are offset.

    There's really only a few here who have never given any indication of their looks.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Where's your pic Dargo? You'll post pics of your 7 year old son but not of yourself? That doesn't seem right.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kinkou OMG THATS REALLY U ISNT IT :0 so adorable *dies*

    Yes that's a picture of me from right before I joined zoklet.
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