2017-06-25 at 11:55 PM UTC
(not a taboo thread)
I just used double-edged sword in conversation, and then I was thinking about it, and added, 'without a handle' because, ya know, a double-edged sword wouldn't be a problem or a conundrum if you still just had a regular handle to grab it by.
So then I was thinking, what if it DIDN'T have a handle, and you had to grab the blade/s, but then I was thinking even if you did that, then wherever you grab the sword would be the part that is considered the handle.
So then I was thinking, basically anything that can be grabbed or picked up has a handle, and wherever you grab it by or however you pick it up that part is the handle, like a suitcase usually has a handle, but if you grab it from the sides and lift it up then the sides become the handle because that's how you handled it. Or if you grab an apple the whole apple becomes it's own handle.
So what's the point of labeling something a handle when EVERYTHING IS A HANDLE?
2017-06-25 at 11:56 PM UTC
When it comes to handles I'm a Pistol Pete guy.
2017-06-25 at 11:59 PM UTC
We've got a classic dive bar across the river called Pistol Pete's. Guaranteed fight if you're looking for one. I should go make an appearance it's been a while.
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2017-06-26 at 12:01 AM UTC
I just tried to find one of my favorite videos.
2017-06-26 at 12:25 AM UTC
handle dat shit fam
FUCK YOU
If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best! HRMPH!
Handle my cock you sandy ass fuck log.
I like turtles.
Mr. Lincoln you need to get a handle on this situation you've really let it get out of control.
"But the situation doesn't have a handle, how do I attach a handle to a situa--"
"YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! I ASK THE GODDAMN QUESTIONS MR. LINCOLN!"
"Look I'm sorry I just don't understand how to--"
"I SAID SHUT THE HELL UPPPPPPPPP!!" *slices own stomach open eats entrails while laughing maniacally*
2017-06-26 at 12:45 AM UTC
Can someone find the Pete Maravich dribbling video with Never Gonna Give You Up in the background?
2017-06-26 at 12:53 AM UTC
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2017-06-26 at 2:35 AM UTC
Next time I'm dropping the kids off at the pool and someone rudely interrupts by calling I'm going to answer by saying "I got a handle on things".
2017-06-26 at 3:53 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
No, it has to be a handle to be a handle. If it is handleless, that means there is no handle. Just calling something a handle because that's where you grabbed it is cheating. Sorry, bud, but you just have to have a real handle to call something handled, otherwise it's without handle. Of course, you can still handle it.
