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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 Found a video of MQ

    https://streamable.com/v7d13

    Ah shit I never knew she was recording. I remember this from when I was staying at a seedy hotel outside Tampa. The lady filming it was actually an EXTREME crack addict; she ended up coming back about 10 minutes later asking me if I had more and we wound up sucking and fucking all afternoon, ATM style.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop Naw FAM. Well idk about hell but purgatory is the Burger King in Jackson, Ohio. I speak from experience. I mean..just look at the place..


    As long as they got one nig in there that can make me double cheeseburgers, I am ok with that.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop 19..maybe 20. So that's about 10 years for me as well. I don't think I even had a bank account/debit at the time so I probably couldn't have even upgraded to message her or whoever else without one probably. She wasn't particularly attractive either but she looked damn young for her age not a day over 25 and though I can't remember her exact age she was early 40's. My ex gf is now married to her son. If I was ever invited to Thanksgiving dinner I'd definitely have to say something like "Hey Daisy. Remember that time….".

    Invite yourself.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Lmao, that nigga Mmmmmquestions is probably slammed out the game, working a double right now! LMMMMMAo, them tickets are probably printing out at a rapid ass pace.

    He probably has four po boys laid out in front of him right now.

    Nah I'm going #2 at my residence. Close ! :D
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder if you could make a profit or break even if you did nothing but tech binges and mturk.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 what is the black thing with the string hanging from it next to the trap

    this is pure psychotic behavior.

    the mouse
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lolol "better things to do"

    Spam the boards with rampant faggotry 24/7

    "better things"
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol why is a collage a beta/beta thing?

    Maybe I don't like that much into it I guess. It's just for fun to me.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dargo Why is everyone still giving Kinkou attention for being female? It's pathetic, and she isn't even hot.

    We're all just chatting m8. Join us.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny Hey, I found 2015's one:


    Oh look the only people up there from here are literally the same 4 people I mentioned would post in this collage. Aldra too I guess if that's actually him.

    BIG SURPRISE.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kinkou Everyone, just tell me you'll support me when my hormones throw me into the black hole of hallucination and crazy comments I may not really mean and will not remember.

    :(

    This is why you can't be trusted with green's newds.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    omg shut the fuck up what a faggot thread do you think this thread is going to start generating actual content I just made a whats your favoirte weather thread and it got like 10 replies and no discussion just stop

    A fucking scrambled egg and some country gravy and 2 pieces of bacon, yesterday, at 2 pm. THANKS.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wrongo
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    slag
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like you when you're not retarded mash. You're a good member. You should keep it up.

    *mash goes ham*
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    with a vengeance

    lol
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder how the doctor tells a mom that her baby has a birth defect. Like normally after birth a mom is relieved and happy, but in these cases what, the doctor just looks up and says, "Welp, uhhh, congratulations and whatnot, oh and your baby has no fucking LEGS. Sorry."
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Way???

    I like black people MUSIC.

    I also met a good black man tonight, he's my new tech dealer. Gabe me free samples. :)
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Carl
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cerakote check out a story called "why i havent showered in 21 years", i think you'd like it

    How come the young woman in that wedding photo looks exactly like my wife?

    "Uhhh, because you're obviously a delusional as fuck paranoid schizophrenic! Get some help, mannn!!"
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