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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    CD-ROM
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    Screensaver
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic did you put an ad up or just search for people who were looking? i'm totally gonna milk the fact that im a veteran and also a broke college student at the same time. some people just start giving out cash whenever they hear the word veteran, its weird. anyways yea so how did you do it? and do you think it was worth it? did you like have a truck or just offer your help? because i dont have a truck

    I put an ad for myself and looked for help wanted ads. I don't remember the category. Miscellaneous or something. But yeah I did both, just put my number in my ad and told people to text/call.

    I had a car but the people always had a truck or a u haul or whatever. I was just a helping hand. And yes broke college kid will work well, and vet, unless you're helping broke college kids move.

    One couple I helped actually asked me, when we were done, and eating pizza they ordered for us, how much I thought I deserved. Of course that's sort of awkward and you don't want to sound greedy so I was like uhh, idk, like 10 dollars an hour I guess? And he's like no. No no no, and paid me like $25 an hour. :)
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm almost positive that you're dick looks like a baby giving a thumbs down you stupid fuck.

    Just the thumb, yes.

    If your dick looked like an entire baby giving a thumbs down well, I don't even know what to say.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hard drive
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    mousepad
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Lmao malifes fantasy life is way too active. Nigga your not gonna poison your parents.

    Too active of an imagination everyone! Drug this kid it's not right!!
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This is fucking sad.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra I always imagined whistles to be filthy considering people constantly spit into them and don't generally keep them clean

    He meant clean as a compass.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by sploo not for long

    Short and sweet or long and miserable. You decide.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Are you OK right now? I feel like you're intentionally disregarding the validity of my posts in order to push some type of agenda. I don't like to think you'd stoop so low, and maybe, hopefully, you're just having difficulty comprehending my posts, or.. you think I'm being sarcastic. I assure you I am not. In fact, I'm interested in both cock sockets and crack houses, in a way feel honored you'd respect me enough to believe I would know more about these things, but frankly I need some direction.

    Yours truly,

    mmQ
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Calling this thread, as of late, retarded, is a compliment of the highest order. Niggers just punching keys and hitting enter at this point. Get a fucking coloring book FAGGOTS.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah, I noticed that too. Zok must've enabled robot.txt—that way, you can't access the old forums. Smosh.com did the same thing, fucking assholes. There is no fix for this, unless Zok is able to disable robot.txt — speaking of smilies, can you share your collection? I would like to have

    I don't have a collection. :( That's the whole point, DON'T YOU SEE? That is where I went to gather my smilies. HAD I KNOWN that this ATROCITY was going to take place, I would've taken the necessary measures to upload EACH AND EVERY SMILEY to my imgur.

    Is that really what it means? It's just.....done? GONE? FOREVER??????

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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I fucking HATE having to wait for water to boil. I want Macaroni and I want it NOOOW!!!
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kinkou She won't do it. I just asked. Lol

    Some of us have more clout with her than you do. Just BACK OFF.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I thought it was painfully obvious at this point that Lanny's sudden infatuation with Lucy was nothing more than a way to try and get under Scrawny's skin. A complete facade. C'mon now.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop I've already slept 32 hours straight aside from 2 or so in between. I'm about to go back to bed and crank another 10-12 probably then I'll be able to function again of course in which I go more ice and go trappin' again.

    #JustHonkyTonkBoyThings.

    Send me some samples. I'm tired of drinking.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kinkou Of course my damn buddies are going to flock in and flood this place if I'm here for them to blab with. DUH

    Like you guys didn't need the traffic. Stfu.

    What buddies have FLOCKED in with you besides Mash?

    I'll wait.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cut my puss into pieces

    I want your fire extinguisher rod up in my hot intestines.

    Make it so.

    NOW!
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Yeah but KD to GS is different somehow right?

    Exactly. It made no fucking sense to disallow it. None. It was a personal vendetta or whatever. Complete bullshit. Kobe could have at least 1 or 2 more rings.

    Fuuuuck!!

    *Made no sense under the pretense that the league had already been allowing super teams to be formed anyway. It wasn't like Stern suddenly grew a conscience and said enough is enough. He was a fuck and has his secret reasons. I hate him.

    Post last edited by mmQ at 2017-06-21T21:53:26.626333+00:00
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