User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 391
  6. 392
  7. 393
  8. 394
  9. 395
  10. 396
  11. ...
  12. 454
  13. 455
  14. 456
  15. 457

Thanked Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    god damn is there one fucking thread around here that doesn't have Jill's incessant faggotry littered all about it? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    RisiR "I HATE talking about language" Schröder



    I brought it up. I planted my seed in you, and you gave birth, but it was MY SEED.

    33/33/33 A gentlemen's compromise.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol

    nice touch with the power arm
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock your analogies suck harder than your mom when the fleet is in port

    You're like a cloud, dumb.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    Remember this? XD

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop "Go", "Stay up"; the most popular names here…

    An African American individual that I was conversing with last evening referred to it as 'Go fast,' which is pretty similar to the names you mentioned, though I had never heard that, but certainly understood the reference.

    When I purchase tech on the streets I like to keep things proper so I always make a loud and concise declaration that I am there to purchase crystal methamphetamine, and stating the exact amount I'd like to purchase and the exact amount I'm able to pay in order to make the transaction of my paper money in exchange for a specified amount of, as I said, crystal methamphetamine. Of course I make sure to introduce myself beforehand and insist my counterpart do the same.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lavared No it's not funny visiting a plot in the ground whenever I want to feel close to someone I spent half my life with.

    So take the plot out of the ground you GOOF!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Here, have our leftover kid that we beat the shit out of and by all rights treat completely unfairly because we have severe relationship issues and find relief in dispelling all of our pent up rage in him. His name is Tommy. He's yours now.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're such a fucktress

    I'm gonna be on tinychat from 5pm to 12am CST today. I will be taking any and all sexual requests. Just send me silver.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's literally all you have to say Lanyard. Walk up with your fuckin Faux Fur Lining Aviator Bomber Trooper Trapper Winter With Ear Flaps Hat and drunkenly spill out 'paperbucket.' Bask in your ten minute standing ovation of continuous laughter and ensuing lifetime of fame.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    AHAHAHaHA! EVERYONE COME LOOK POINT AND LAUGH AT WALLACE THE RETARD!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny not an sg thread

    Fuck me like your dead husband you raggedy bitch!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock no, do.

    *sets Jill up*

    You're log. You're log. you're big you're heavy you're wood.

    You're log. You're log. You're better than bad, you're good.

    Everyone wants a log.

    From Blammo™
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wallace What would you do different then?.

    I was outnumbered.

    Outnumbered by teenage candy girls. Did you pee your pants too?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock because you're a nigger and everyone knows niggers can't hold a job.

    You don't have a job either, what with you being a complete nigger.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucking gender-associated nouns. What a shitty thing to have to learn as part of language, with all due respect .

    Female lamps and male taco shells. PFFFFT.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Obviously "they" are well known.

    How about you find them, and beat their asses?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jill is our pull-string puppet now. He knows his role, and I expect no deviation from it. Jill you are the out of tune Bassoon to our concert band. You're the first guy to get picked last. You are a Misty 120 in our mound of marijuana cigarettes.

    I want you to die.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic I mean….it is a stew, which is a bunch of food cooked in a hot vessel to transfer heat to the food that breaks many of the chemicals bonds, which cooks it, which is basically the same thing your stomach is does to food

    Furthermore, NOOD, the stomach is a muscular sac that lies between the esophagus and the small intestine in the upper abdomen. The stomach is not the only part of your digestive system that absorbs food but rather is a part of the digestive system and important for churning food into a consistency that is easier to digest for the rest of your intestines. It has four functions:

    -The stomach is J-shaped and it can expand to temporarily store food.
    -Partial digestion of the food takes place here. The churning action of the stomach muscles physically breaks down the food.
    -The stomach releases acids and enzymes for the chemical breakdown of food. The enzyme pepsin is responsible for protein breakdown.
    -The stomach releases food into the small intestine in a controlled and regulated manner.

    Chewed food passes from the esophagus into the stomach; the flow is somewhat regulated by the esophageal sphincter but more importantly depends on how fast you eat and if you are eating both solids and liquids. The passage of food from the stomach to the small intestine is controlled by the pyloric sphincter. The crushed and mixed food is liquefied to form chyme and is pushed through the pyloric canal into the small intestine.

    The stomach can be divided into four distinct parts. These are the cardia, fundus, corpus, and pylorus.

    The cardia is the first portion of the stomach and is where food content passes from the esophagus into the stomach. The acids and enzymes referred to as the gastric juices are manufactured in the cardia. The fundus stores undigested food and also the gases released from the chemical digestion of food. The body of the stomach or the corpus is the largest of the four parts that make up the stomach. And this is where the bulk of the partial digestion occurs. The pylorus is connected to the duodenum or the beginning of the small intestine. The contents of the stomach move into the small intestine via the pyloric canal.

    The walls of the stomach consist of four layers, similar to other parts of the gastrointestinal tract. These layers, starting from the innermost layer, are named mucosa, sub-mucosa, muscularis externa, and the serosa.

    The mucosa consists mainly of the gastric glands that secrete the digestive juices. It is covered by a layer of columnar epithelial tissue. The sub-mucosa consists of dense connective tissue and has blood vessels, lymphatic vessels, and nerves running through it. The sub-mucosa supports the mucosa and allows it to move in a flexible manner during peristalsis.

    Peristalsis is the contraction and relaxation of the stomach muscles to physically breakdown food and propel it forward. These contractions are created by the muscular wall of the stomach which consists of inner circular and outer longitudinal smooth muscle. The outermost layer of the stomach wall, the serosa consists of an epithelial layer and connective tissue which connects to the surrounding organs. The mucosa and the sub-mucosa are present as folds termed rugae. When the stomach is distended with food, the rugae are flattened out and appear smooth.

    There are four main types of cells for stomach secretions spread all over the inner surface of the stomach:

    -Mucous cells secrete the alkaline mucous for shielding the epithelium from hydrochloric acid. These are found in the fundic, cardiac, and pyloric region.
    -Parietal cells, located in the fundic, cardiac, and pyloric region, secrete hydrochloric acid; the acid activates release of pepsin for protein digestion. The acid also kills micro-organisms swallowed with the food.
    -Chief cells secrete pepsin. These cells are located in the fundic region.
    -G cells are found in the fundic, pyloric, and gastric region. These secrete gastrin which stimulates the secretion of hydrochloric acid.

    Certain lifestyle habits can help you maintain stomach health and also counter abdominal obesity. If you notice that certain food types do not agree with you, try to keep away from them. Limit junk food. If you experience bouts of acidity, consider adding to your diet food items that are alkaline in nature. Take walks, it aids digestion, will help you shed calories, and prevent a condition like GERD from occurring. In fact, a sedentary lifestyle with little or no exercise contributes to stomach-related problems.

    NOT TO MENTION,

    The umbrella term for stomach disease is gastropathy. Some common stomach disorders include:

    -Dyspepsia: This is a condition characterized by a feeling of fullness; indigestion; and pain in the upper abdomen or lower chest. Other symptoms include nausea and vomiting. Dyspepsia can be a precursor to GERD and may also indicate angina.
    -GERD: Gastroesophageal reflux disease is a condition in which the stomach acids rise up the esophageal passage. Heartburn is a common symptom of the condition.
    -Peptic Ulcers – These can occur when the protective mucous lining of the stomach walls is damaged by the stomach acids. The bacterium, -Helicobacter pylori is thought to be an important factor in the development of gastric and duodenal ulcers.


    Do you even stomach bro?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock I'm going to slather my cock with superglue as lube and jam it up your asshole.

    Jokes on you; I don't have an asshole. (birth defect, never had one)

    #colostolife
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 391
  6. 392
  7. 393
  8. 394
  9. 395
  10. 396
  11. ...
  12. 454
  13. 455
  14. 456
  15. 457
Jump to Top