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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic I mean….it is a stew, which is a bunch of food cooked in a hot vessel to transfer heat to the food that breaks many of the chemicals bonds, which cooks it, which is basically the same thing your stomach is does to food

    My stomach isn't a hot vessel that cooks food, transferring heat to said food, and then cooks that food again.

    You seem to have me mistaken with someone else.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wallace I got caught up in something, I thought they were small time just highschool girls but people are telling me about how much they take.

    I thought they were hos



    Originally posted by mmQ Obviously "they" are well known.

    How about you find them, and beat their asses?
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR † Not everything has to be funny, Lanny. You aren't on stage in a poncho delivering deadpan humor about being a programmer in San Francisco.

    Hahahaha….

    "But have you seen my panna cotta video??"

    I'd pay to see Lanny do stand-up. $10 for 20 minutes. Even if he just stood there and didnt say a word I think I'd laugh the entire time.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You know, there is a difference between shitposting and shit posting?
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    CHOOTIE
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by runrudetiger are ur neihbours pakis

    Stop asking stupid questions.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by inb4l0pht If he's still living in the same area of BC, I'm less than a day's drive away, with no borders to cross. Shouldn't be too hard to make it look like his pretend knowledge of chemistry failed him and resulted in a meth lab explosion.

    You're a good poster. You should post more.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reproduction is OK. Nobody ever said it was intrinsically bad.

    It feels like it is, take the African American mother of 7 for example, but ultimately, why not?

    Obviously reproduction shouldn't be the only sexual goal. That would actually be pretty funny- no foreplay, no faggotry, no kissing. In fact, if sex was really about reproducing, it could be argued that a man should simply jack himself off and insert himself into a vagina only and right before he is about to ejaculate.

    The goal is not pleasure. It's making new people to experience the same lack of pleasure. Forever and ever amen
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck em
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop Bottom right hand corner..2636..take away the 6's = 23. 344 -321 = 23 , 67638 - 67615 = TWENTY THREE!

    Holy shit good eye!
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Triggering and safe place.

    Didn't watch.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop That reminds me…my Brazilian centerfold wife and I just came home from the hospital yesterday morning after her giving birth to a healthy baby boy…when should I start charging him rent? I feel he owes back pay for living in my wife rent free for 9 months but she disagrees.

    I'd say give him a chance to learn a skill, any skill, and make him pay you back with interest as soon as he's able to monitize said skill.

    If it were mine I'd try to prop him up at a "free baby kisses" booth or a lemonade stand maybe. That involves having to monitor him though and make sure he's not pocketing the cash.

    I don't know m8. He can't really do anything productive for a few years. Is it worth wait?

    No.

    Kill it.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop I've been sober for quite a few days so my appetite is "healthy" so I'll be hungry for some insanely unhealthy hot ass chicken wings and I haven't talked to the little nigga a day in his life I saw that nigga at Christmas but he was being an attention whore and not speaking to anyone(infants amirite?)

    I mean, insanely hungry is reason enough, assuming it's free. I would if the circumstances were right go there and take advantage of they with copious amounts of wings.

    I do LOVE WINGS.

    I just don't love them enough to go see people I rarely talk to, and want very little to do with, unless as I said, I had a good buzz going.

    Sober birthday party for a few chicken wings for free? Fuck that shit NIGGGAA.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop My second cousin is having his 2nd birthday at 5 today at Buffalo Wild Wings. I'll probably go for the free food because I'm a whore and it gives me a reason to well..get free food.

    I would go to this if

    A) I drank a few ales beforehand

    B) I was hungry

    C) I liked my second cousin
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Chootie louvs alley cat
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by hydromorphone for the record, I believe accounts of deities are just alien encounters.

    I think there is some dimensional and paranormal shit… I've seen some fucked up and unexplainable shit in my day, a lot was seen with others too, so I wasn't the only batshit crazy person.

    I am very uncertain about a lot of things, but have good reason to believe in some things… I believe in reincarnation.

    DMT :D
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you really want to help out you could stop posting.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop I think an "about me" section on our profile pages would be interesting if nothing else.

    This would be a good idea.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I had a good buddy that actually took that EXACT combo, and never woke up.

    Just sayin. RIP Pauly
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey! Watch what you say about used, broken condoms! They have MANY uses!
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