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2017-07-05 at 4:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-05 at 4:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice Damn, sundown. Things are bound to get cray cray at some point. Well, Ash seems to be pretty chill, she's just chilling out napping on a small stack of papers she likes to rest on, for some reason. I have my ear muffs + plugs.
I don't think there's any true psychology behind why any given cat likes to sleep in/on any given location. Chootie usually has 3 favorite spots at any given time, and she'll replace one of those about once a week, and another once a month, while always maintaining one permanent favorite.
I sleep on my couch since my mattress hurts my back, so essentially Chootie has had the bed to herself for the last 6 months, and when I'm not there, or I'm sound asleep, she'll lay on these indentations she's made on the pillow at the head of my bed.
Otherwise, right now, her other two spots are just a floor spot next to my TV, or on the top part of my couch near my head.
She hasn't been using her cat tray much for the past few months, for whatever reason, but she'll sometimes rotate to that, or on my computer chair, or under my bed, or in the farthest corner of my closet, and on occasion when she's in a weird mood she'll somehow manage to find a spot that I somehow cannot find despite the fact that I live in a 1-bedroom apartment and I look as far as I can tell every fucking spot of the place.
Goofballs. She likes laying on plastic bags sometimes as well, but she's never been a paper fan.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-04 at 11:11 PM UTC in ATTN: RestStop
Originally posted by -SpectraL That does not actually establish any kind of dependence, son. Let's stick to the facts here, OK? "Fam" has a lot more implication than, say, "Darkie". There are degrees of familiarity to consider here. Just because I call a member Darkie doesn't translate to I'm ready for a group hug, you know?
You establish a name whisker as you develop a rapport with a user. This is the same reason one would use the term 'fam.' As DW stated, as well, it's basically used ironically here. Like Lanny calling people 'blood niggas.'The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-05 at 4:30 AM UTC in How do i tstmAlways
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2017-07-05 at 4:29 AM UTC in How do i tstm
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2017-07-05 at 2:59 AM UTC in I woke up this morningFUCK.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-05 at 2:53 AM UTC in People that should be put into gas chambersYou wouldn't have to force ForrestThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-05 at 2:04 AM UTC in 4th of July thread (Americans and patriotic tomodachis only)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-05 at 1:28 AM UTC in Self MutilationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-05 at 12:48 AM UTC in ATTN: RestStopYes, the obvious being that saying 'fam' doesn't in any way insinuate
Originally posted by -SpectraL It's because some people are so devoid of any kind of self sufficiency, they desperately need a feeling of belonging, of being a part of some kind of defined inner circle, of having even an imaginary support system. Lonely and desperate and attention-starved persons, they'll do and say anything to create "family" for themselves, even if it is all pretend and make-believe. It's a mental illness. And for them, a friendly acronym "normalizes" it, to say "It's OK. I'm OK. You're OK."
If it does, than so too does calling someone any name whisker. You'd have to re-word your statement a little bit to fit for that, but it's mostly the same, if we're going that route. Something like,
Why do people say 'you stupid nigger?'
It's because some people are so devoid of any kind of interpersonal relationships, they desperately need a feeling of turmoil, of being a part of some kind of defined inner circle, of having a community in which to remind others that they hate niggers. Lonely and desperate and attention-starved persons, they'll do and say anything to create "enemies" for themselves, even if it is all pretend and make-believe. It's a mental illness. And for them, a negative connotation "normalizes" it, to say "It's OK. I'm OK. You're not OK."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-05 at 12:34 AM UTC in Noobie in need
Originally posted by Beetlesiri No. I am going to try some sites to learn web design again, but half of the time I can't quite get the hang of working everything out and knowing how to advertise properly. Html though is easy as shit.
http://www.warriorforum.com/search/website%20design
start here, even if you can't find a topic that directly discusses what you need to know, I guarantee you within a few minutes you will begin to find advice and links from users that will lead you in the right path to find exactly what you're looking for.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-04 at 5:45 AM UTC in women with kids suck so badIt's the most selfish choice a can person can ever make, birthing a child. Attempting to raise one then has to become the most selfless thing you do for the rest of your life, to make up for your selfish, selfish choice. Nobody should have a kid, either, if they intend to give it up for adoption. We have enough. We will always have enough.
This girl's first mistake was having 3 kids with whatever type of fathers wouldn't be there to help her, but I don't think she fucking meant to have 3 kids so that she could raise them in her parents house, she's likely fucking broke because someone decided to have 3 children with her and then decided they couldn't handle being a father. So well she takes some credit, she gets credit for not giving up on them and trying to spend time raising them in lieu of going out all the time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-05 at 12:22 AM UTC in anybody into astronomy?I DO see a fucker with a bag of dog-shit on his trailer-hitch all the time, which you maybe remember. It's just ALWAYS on there and the vehicle is almost always there, but sometimes the vehicle isn't there, which makes me think he doesn't have to work too much, and so the running late for work theory is shit, and even then he could throw it away when he gets home. I just don't get why a person would want to have a sack of dog shit hanging from their car anyway. lol
But anyway. Thanks for your explanation. Now let me ask you this- in your "playing it backward" model, are you suggesting that it is LITERALLY impossible for us to CONTINUE playing it backward, beyond what is the farthest we know as you've described as 'all matter was squished so close together?"
Like, why were the coins in the piggy bank? Were they always there? Who put them there? We could determine that stuff based on the playing it backward model, because now we're dealing with a different line of science, know what I'm saying, like, the equivalent of detective work. I can't mathematically tell you how the coins got there in the first place, though we can mathematically reverse the spilled coins to their original place, BUT I can ask around, and I can view surveillance footage, I can do forensic analysis, "study the coin scene" so to speak, and potentially learn who is responsible for putting the coins in there to begin with, and then when you find that person you obviously just rape them and go home.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-04 at 11:39 PM UTC in anybody into astronomy?
Originally posted by Captain Falcon There is no "space outside of space". There is just space. It is like the surface of a balloon or something, and that balloon is all the space that "exists", as far as any meaningful study of it can go.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. Not a balloon. What's outside the balloon? More space. Space everywhere. YOU CANT HIDE FROM IT.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-04 at 9:32 PM UTC in Fuck a moral code, nigga!
Originally posted by -SpectraL That's why he does it, to annoy you. Looks like it's working.
Originally posted by infinityshock that
Being annoying usually stops being a trait for self-amusement in the, oh I don't know, 9-10 year old age range, or thereabouts the time one generally develops a certain degree of maturity.
It's not like anyone here doesn't realize Jill's obviously trying to be annoying. Some of us just have a hard time ignoring it, like going door to door to find a house where you can just go in to relax and have a bite to eat with some folks and no matter what house you go to, Jill has already shown up there, and taken shits on the floor, then stands in the corner yelling retarded shit the entire time, but for some reason most of the householders think it's a better idea to let him stay in their house and take kitchen dumps rather than make him go outside.
He's a poorly trained, misbehaving mutt, and users like Spec are like the mutt's mom who occasionally comes out of the bedroom from watching Law and Order to give the pooch some scraps of food and tell him he's being a good boy, meanwhile he's still crapping everywhere and won't stop his little high pitched yapping.
"Oh you don't get it, that's just the way he is. He's very vocal."
"UHHH. OK? Can he do anything cool other than fucking nonstop yipping?"
"Well I mean.. he can sit, and uhh, sometimes he'll stay. I guess that's really it idk I've been meaning to take him to obedience class I just haven't gotten around to it."
"Ah. I see. How old is the ol' coot anyway?"
"Oh he's 15, he's getting up there for sure."
"Have you considered , you know, saying goodbye? For his sake, for ALL of our sakes?"
"Nooo I'd rather justify his obnoxious barking and general worthlessness just to be a contrarian."
"Oh. Very well."
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2017-07-03 at 8:12 PM UTC in Fuck a moral code, nigga!
Originally posted by cerakote implying he wouldnt just evade the ban like scron
I'd like to see him have to change his name, at least. I think he's pretty attached to infinityshock so maybe it would take the wind out of his sails and he'd decide it wasn't the with the effort to do the alt game. That's the best case scenario anyway.
That ignore function though. That's the ticket.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-04 at 6:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSIf you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
"To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?,' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'"
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood.
If you're in the war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
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2017-06-21 at 9:39 PM UTC in Make Kinkou AdminThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-03 at 9:38 PM UTC in How hot is your weathergirl?45 minutes of rational weather discussion between prestigious and knowledgeable men who also incorporate profound weather humor into their bit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-03 at 9:27 PM UTC in How hot is your weathergirl?We prefer to receive our weather reports from rational beings who are likely in the profession because of their appreciation for and genuine interest/knowledge in the subject of meteorology. We assume any and all attractive women are in the game because they want to be on television and can manage to read the teleprompter accurately enough to pass off their report as 'self made' and informative. If it were up to me, weather reports would have at least TWELVE MEN, all intertwined and moving about one another, pointing out different weather patterns and having a heavily rational discussion on the current weather conditions and how they will affect me. This would last for 45 minutes, preceded by 5 minutes of local news, 5 minutes of international news, and followed by 1 minute of sports news, and finally 4 more minutes of the weathermen casually discussing other topics.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
