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Thanked Posts by mmQ

  1. 2017-07-12 at 1:51 AM UTC in MmQ is the most intelligent pester on the site
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra we should do an annual Cris Cringel where we send each other awful gifts

    Just kidding, sharing PI is a terrible idea

    Depends on who you share it with at least. I participated in this before, I believe I got a hair strand, a hair-tie, and a packet of pizza spice from Papa John's, from Bradley.

    I have a few little treats I could send someone.
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  2. 2017-07-12 at 1:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kinkou Either or. It's more fun to have someone to cuddle and kiss n whatever tho.

    I am confident that I could provide you with a much superior sexual journey than does your current bf.

    I'm also confident that if we met, you would thoroughly enjoy our time together and leave desiring for more of it.

    I am the man for you, you just havent seen it yet. When you do, and you will, we are going to be one of the happiest couples to grace our Mother Earth.

    I propose a 2-part contest between your bf and myself. Part 1 is a day on the town with you, demonstrating our talents, interests, and personality.

    Part 2 is a head-to-head sexual deviency contest, with all participants in the room, and one hour each to perform a prepared sexual routine in which to woo you.

    Part 2 will be rated by you on a 1-10 scale in the categories of 1)overall pleasure
    2)number of orgazms
    3)beginning to end experience
    and 4)technique/skillz

    This is to take place at a date mutually agreed upon within the following 2 months.

    Thank you
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  3. 2017-07-12 at 1:20 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Im naked and fiddling with my private parts, such as one fidgets with a spinner.

    Isnt it strange how a female hand on your cock can feel 10x better than your own hand? I've always thought that was interesting.
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  4. 2017-07-04 at 9:47 PM UTC in Birthdays
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ^Dargo can't fathom people voluntarily revealing any PI and finds great humor and importance in making mention of that when he can. Throwing someone else's Pi out there is one thing but who fucking cares if you want to say your own info? It's honestly.. not that funny or bizarre.

    My birthday is April 20th. Always has been too.
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  5. 2017-07-11 at 12:33 AM UTC in A comprehensive list of hydro's craziness
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock with all these dicks around here needing to be sucked, you should be spending less time yammering nonsensically and more time sucking, you gibbering faggot.

    Quiet down, cloud.
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  6. 2017-07-10 at 9:26 PM UTC in C H O O T I E B O Y S
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cerakote chootie is a mid tier cat at best

    *hisssssssssssss*
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  7. 2017-07-10 at 8:12 PM UTC in i'm making this thread for one reason and one reason only
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder what Queen Latifah is doing right now.
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  8. 2017-07-10 at 3:07 AM UTC in Heterosexuals: Have you ever been in a gay bar?
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Im sure its uncomfortable for people who arent very adaptable/versatile. Being around gays make them feel sweaty and awkward, for whatever reason.

    Then there are the rest of us who arent complete pussies.
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  9. 2017-07-05 at 7:38 AM UTC in Speaking of reddit posts, I also want to share a post from reddit
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Tbh I think it makes it worse in my case

    Yeah maybe solace wasn't the right word. A strange...

    I don't know the word.

    I know what you mean though. In simple form, it's like being on a sports team where everyone is rooting for you to do well, and you keep being shitty at the sport, but they keep rooting for you, and you're like 'FUCK, STOP IT. I'M NOT GOOD AT THE SPORT,' but they tell you we're not here for you to do good we're here to support you and just watch you play, and then you get all sad and emotional and cry uncontrollably on the middle of the field holding up the game all awkwardly while everyone else in the audience boos at you. :)
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  10. 2017-07-05 at 7:31 AM UTC in Speaking of reddit posts, I also want to share a post from reddit
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There is a strange solace in being depressed, and knowing people like/love you.
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  11. 2017-07-05 at 6:57 AM UTC in Speaking of reddit posts, I also want to share a post from reddit
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Without reading anything of anything other than seeing a guy with aspy's wants to kill himself cuz he's not smart, my initial thought is whatever. He's not different than anyone else that wants to kill themselves for any reason.

    Sure, he should GET SOME HELP.

    The answer is suicide. It's the answer for EVERYONE that struggles with this stuff, regardless of what mental conditions or physical abnormalities are imposed on you. JUST DIE. So easy. Those who don't choose this EASY OPTION, NEARLY FREE, RECOMMENDED, GUARANTEED, need no longer complain anymore when the medicine is always sitting in front of them.

    Suicide contemplaters are nothing more than average citizens. Fantasy life.

    If you're not ready and willing to kill yourself, then shut the fuck up about wanting to do it (takes own advice). It's your easy solution so just fucking do it, or shut the fuck UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.

    :prancycat:
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  12. 2017-07-08 at 8:18 PM UTC in bling, need your advice pal
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Brother kyle shit nigga wtf is that thatrs not me.

    Hey, my old avatar.
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  13. 2017-07-09 at 1:51 AM UTC in Self Mutilation
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 show us your scars kinkou

    Show us your DEEPEST GASH.
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  14. 2017-07-09 at 2:04 AM UTC in pizza place life
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nobody talks shit about me at work because I give them no reason to.

    I would also never take the garbage out as the very last thing I do, for that very reason.
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  15. 2017-07-09 at 2:33 AM UTC in pizza place life
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes they are gas stove ovens where you put a pizza on them in the center and let it cook. It doesn't move like a dominoes piaaq machine.

    The center.

    I'm asking plastic.
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  16. 2017-07-08 at 8:23 PM UTC in Self Mutilation
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby and by the way those are pussy cuts, if you're going to do it make it more dramatic/crazy looking and deeper.

    like don't drink 1 beer a day, drink 100 brews instead!

    Good advice Bill Krozby.
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  17. 2017-07-03 at 10:10 PM UTC in Mr number / women are really fickle
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 I think I speak for everyone here when I say that we all know a little bit more about Bill Krozby than we'd like to.

    False. I want to know more about everyone here, to know why they are the way they are. At least with Bill Krozby, he's shared enough of his life that there's a basis on which to make sound psychological observations regarding why he might behave in the manner that he does, in any given situation or on a day-to-day basis. Malice, as well, has always been very forthright in his past. A few others, as well.

    I find it curious and enjoyable alike to note the correlations and potential causation of these, and I think a good handful of users here feel the same way, even if they don't particularly like a person, or particularly even loathe that person, there still lies a desire to know that person beyond what might be considered average or base-line. Know what I mean?

    I want to be Ebenezer Scrooge staring through your childhood windows, basically.

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  18. 2017-07-02 at 8:49 AM UTC in What did you eat? THE THREAD WITH THE OBNOXIOUS TITLE
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    what's your favorite planet?
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  19. 2017-07-07 at 12:30 AM UTC in Do you believe in God?
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My God is everything that came before the beginning.
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  20. 2017-07-07 at 12:23 AM UTC in Do you believe in God?
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Not a personal god that is still involved with humanity, no. I do believe in some form of prime mover though.

    I mostly feel the same but I don't refer to it as a cringehouse 'prime mover.'

    I refer it as the Lone Majentis.
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