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2017-07-03 at 7:12 PM UTC
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2017-07-03 at 7:15 PM UTCWoke up half an hour ago...had a dream that I was banging my very first gf but her vagina was not what I would call satisfactory. I couldn't enjoy or finish for the live of me but that wasn't the unusual part. Hulking around the general area was Adolf Hitler but with the body of Mr. Olympia Jay Cutler circa 2009. Though it wasn't clearly stated I somehow knew if I didn't finish soon he was going to tag in. Of course I don't remember how it ended or if the dream had any closure I was pretty indifferent to it all.
I wish in dreams I knew it was in fact a dream. I would have pulled out the second she stopped being fun and got dressed and told Mr. Adolf Cutler that she's all his and went and done something fun. Ice. I probably would've went and done ice. -
2017-07-03 at 7:48 PM UTC
I don't have a hangover today.
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2017-07-03 at 7:49 PM UTCThis thread is beginning to give me syphilis
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2017-07-03 at 7:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Lmao, that nigga Mmmmmquestions is probably slammed out the game, working a double right now! LMMMMMAo, them tickets are probably printing out at a rapid ass pace.
He probably has four po boys laid out in front of him right now.
Nah I'm going #2 at my residence. Close ! :DThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-03 at 7:57 PM UTCOh dear god, I heard about this yesterday, but just decided to watch it. From the way they spoke of it I predicted that he had probably done something like use something analogous to the term "fight against CNN" and they had, of course, taken the opportunity to claim that the word fight was a call for violence.
This is so much stupider than I anticipated. It's nothing but an incredibly silly and short edited video of him when he guest starred in the WWE, with his opponent edited to have the CNN label over their face: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680
Jesus fucking christ the mainstream left is an abomination. I would be so fucking embarrassed to call myself a democract/liberal/progressive due to the association with these people, with the masses. They're attempting to claim that this is a call for violence, is inciting or promoting it, he's going to have to own any violence that occurs?
You Are Still Crying Wolf: http://slatestarcodex.com/2016/11/16/you-are-still-crying-wolf/ -
2017-07-03 at 8 PM UTC
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2017-07-03 at 9:42 PM UTC"Remember every hole is a goal. Any snatch you can catch."
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2017-07-03 at 10:10 PM UTC
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2017-07-03 at 10:10 PM UTCI'm ready to whack it to HD peta Jensen vids on that dope.
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2017-07-03 at 10:11 PM UTCI think I'm going to title my philosophical treatises (All of) Life is Suffering (Not sure whether to include "All of". It would more closely align with the standard translation of Buddha's first noble truth, but it may also make the title suboptimally long.) and Exterminate the Human Race.
The first one would be published first due to the catchy title and extremely controversial subject (To the masses. I can't find a single book advocating for this, surprisingly.).
As to the second, when asked what the foundation of my philosophical system is I would simply answer: suffering. Why did the Buddha state this as the first noble truth after enlightenment, the foundation for all others? Why did Schopenhauer focus so immensely and place such importance on suffering? Primarily I want to advance antinatalist philosophy and assert that life should be ascribed a negative value, with the end of all life in existence being the ultimate goal. I have some novel arguments and thought experiments I've created, and more should come in the future, as my studies and skills advance.
No, I don't actually expect this to happen. It's simply an idea. And it would likely take 5+ years before I was even qualified to do so. Properly researching and writing a book takes an enormous amount of time and effort.
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2017-07-03 at 10:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I think I'm going to title my philosophical treatises (All of) Life is Suffering and Exterminate the Human Race.
The first one would be published first due to the catchy title and extremely controversial subject (To the masses. I can't find a single book advocating for this, surprisingly.).
As to the second, when asked what the foundation of my philosophical system is I would simply answer: suffering.
No, I don't actually expect this to happen. It's simply an idea. And it would likely take 5+ years before I was even qualified to do so. Properly researching and writing a book takes an enormous amount of time and effort.
I just want to say, I really love the title of this book. -
2017-07-03 at 10:26 PM UTCWhich one? There are two titles.
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2017-07-03 at 10:31 PM UTCOh, never mind. I don't like them then. I thought it was one and I loved the mashup. "All of Life is Suffering and Exterminate the Human Race." It's so aggressive. I've got a thing for run on titles.
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2017-07-03 at 10:32 PM UTCHonestly, if you look up the data on how many books have been published throughout human history (Only counting those that have been preserved.) and are published every year, which is an insane amount, along with taking into account how many utterly batshit titles have been published, it would be absurd if no one had ever written one blatantly advocating for the extermination of the human race.
It was honestly my goal since I was 14, and I was completely serious about it. Of course my views have greatly evolved over time. I have over a decade worth of thoughts and arguments on the subject, along with an immense amount of data and references to support it. -
2017-07-03 at 10:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人 Oh, never mind. I don't like them then. I thought it was one and I loved the mashup. "All of Life is Suffering and Exterminate the Human Race." It's so aggressive. I've got a thing for run on titles.
he could literally just name it a slayer song title and it would be the sameThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-03 at 10:41 PM UTCWhy don't you just start?
If there's anything I learned since I started taking writing seriously, it's that the vast majority of published writers are fucking retarded. It astounds me sometimes how dull or tactless very famous books can be. And I'm not just talking about older books either.
In the off chance you do someday, I can hook you up with some advertisers who'll probably showcase you for free (if you write a nice enough email that is.) I've gotten a lot of free advertising for my book by just asking around. -
2017-07-03 at 10:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Honestly, if you look up the data on how many books have been published throughout human history (Only counting those that have been preserved.) and are published every year, which is an insane amount, along with taking into account how many utterly batshit titles have been published, it would be absurd if no one had ever written one blatantly advocating for the extermination of the human race.
It was honestly my goal since I was 14, and I was completely serious about it. Of course my views have greatly evolved over time. I have over a decade worth of thoughts and arguments on the subject, along with an immense amount of data and references to support it.
Ever heard of this? I just googled 'book advocating for human race extinction' and found this site, which seems at first glance to probably align with your thoughts. http://www.vhemt.org/aboutvhemt.htm#vhemt -
2017-07-03 at 11:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人 Oh, never mind. I don't like them then. I thought it was one and I loved the mashup. "All of Life is Suffering and Exterminate the Human Race." It's so aggressive. I've got a thing for run on titles.
>:(
In that case I'm going to think of a superior mashup title.
Life is Fucking Horrible and Everyone Should Die
I Hate This Goddamn World and Everyone in It
Fuck Human Beings, Kill Yourself!
Universal Mass Suicide Now
Thinking About Suicide? Do It:
Life is Meaningless and Futile
Want to Kill Yourself? Well, You Should
Being Born Was the Worst Thing That Ever Happened to Me and I'm Still Mad About it 27 Years Later
Birth Was The Error, Death is the Solution
Why Does it Hurt so Much to be Alive? An Inquiry Into the Suffering of Existence
Why do we Suffer? Because we were Born
Why I hate Being Alive and you Should Too
If There's A God I'm Going to Punch that Motherfucker Right in the Face when I Die
Is Life Meaningless? Yes
Do you Feel like Life is Meaningless? That's Because it Is
What is the Meaning of Life? Nothing
Fuck My Parents for Giving Birth to Me
What if I had Been Aborted? That Would have been Fucking Great
Anyone Who Wants To Have Children Should Have Their Balls Torn Off
Should you have Kids?
Fuck No
A Simple Solution to Ending Suffering: Kill Everyone
Should we Nuke the Whales? Yes, and Everything Else as Well
How to Solve Every Problem on Earth: Blow it Up
Why we need a new Hitler
The Worst Thing that Ever Happened to Me: I was Born
You are the Worst, Most Vile and Abhorrent Species I have ever had the Displeasure of Knowing and I want Nothing More than to Witness your End
Don't Open this Book: A*utism Within
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2017-07-04 at 1:23 AM UTC
>be me
>be walking home from work
>late shift so it's close to midnight by now
>pass by this alley way so decide to take a shortcut through it
>see dumpster filled with garbage
>lots of gargabe, pizza boxes, chicken wings, girl, black trash bags
>wait…
>girl?
>fairly young, maybe late teens, possibly younger
>take pity on the poor soul, out in the trash, covered in filth, freezing cold
>take her back to my place
>get home
>the smell is so bad it makes my eyes water, let her shower
>so helpless i have to help her shower
>dat ass
>get her nice and clean, my suspicions were correct, i was right
>under all that grime and muck there's a beautiful young lady
>GOTT FUCKING DAMN was i right
>i'm drying her off
>the towel keeps making the titties jiggle
>titties…
>one thing leads to another
>at some point begin fucking her on the bathroom floor
>GOTT DANG that pussy was tight…
And guys, i fucking swear to you. At one point during the night, i was fucking her so hard you could have sworn she was alive.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
