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2017-07-14 at 11:11 AM UTC in we need the red "brandon" smiley reinstatedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-14 at 12:02 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-14 at 11:51 AM UTC in i'm getting bored of this placeI'm overwhelmed with the Chooties.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-14 at 11:08 AM UTC in Inbox all fucked upLolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-14 at 2:20 AM UTC in Ban gayplasticThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-14 at 12:03 AM UTC in If Germany won WWII...I thought they did winThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-13 at 11:47 PM UTC in I'll eat your ayyyyyyyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-13 at 7:38 PM UTC in Alcohol: So many different choices for the same thing.To me, all beer tastes the same, save for a few exceptions both good and bad.
Fargo has seen a shit ton of local breweries emerging too. All their beers, they taste the same.
Everything should be reduced to 3 brands. The nice one, the average one, and the cheap shitty one.
3 ales, 3 vodkas , 3 whiskies, 3 wines, and so on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-23 at 7:16 AM UTC in Conflict Shitpile II - Sarin-like Substance EditionHow much popcorn should I make?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-04 at 4:37 AM UTC in Besides benzos, how can I cure anxiety?I've always said, in the event that you are having severe anxiety issues making it thus near impossible to cope with any situation, that you should smoke an aggressively large amount of marijuana in as small a time-frame as possible and go attempt to do 10 minutes of stand-up at an open mic night in your area. Wear dirty clothes and shit in your pants just a little bit before you go on stage.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-13 at 3:27 PM UTC in Niggasin.space VLOG Episode 1 by sploo
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2017-07-12 at 4:59 AM UTC in Are you racist?Come on come AAAAALLLLLLL.
STEP RIGHT UP!
its your LOCAL LEGEND THE ONE AND ONLY PISS GUZZLING HUMAN TOILET EXTRAORDINAIRE!!
COOOME. Come NOW and see the SPECTACLES of the HUMAN URINE RECEPTACLE.
Allow him to DAAAAZLE your eyes with a golden shower reception of which the likes you have NEVER SEEN!!!
THIS! folks
THIS. IS THE TIIIIIME.
ENTEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEERRR THE GODDAMN CHAMBER OF DEBAUCHARY and WITNESS the most vile display of vulgarity this side of the mississipi.
EMPTY your pockets and FIIIILLL YOUR MINDS with the MARVEL of the PISS CLOTH HIMSELF..
LADIES AND GONTLEMEN
TROUGHBOY!!!!!!!!
*deafening calliope music*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-13 at 3:33 AM UTC in I feel like I'm 20% hungover all the time.Interesting comparison.
Me too m8roo.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-13 at 3:21 AM UTC in ITT we post really sexy women
Originally posted by infinityshock spoken like a true expert on cow tongue and its relation to a sexual ediface.
the difference between the pics i posted and all the other ones is that they are real chicks and not some internet-scrapings scavenged up off porn sites by a pussy-desperate woman-virgin.
you nigger faggot
You were dying to proclaim they were personal shots before you ever posted them, I bet you were literally trembling in anticipation as you posted them and waited for someone to say something allowing you to proclaim they were your own pics.
You fucking simpleton.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-13 at 3:08 AM UTC in ITT we post really sexy womenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-13 at 2:37 AM UTC in ITT we post really sexy womenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-11 at 7:10 AM UTC in lanny is hooked on child blongusCOMPTON ASS NIGGERS RIDING LOW
DANG THERES THEM BITCHES THAT WE KNOW
TRY AND RIDE UP SMOOTH CUZ THATS FO SHO
THEY GET UP IN MY RIDE AND THEN WE GO
I AM A G ITS FOR SURE
IF YOURE SICK I HAVE GOT A CURE
I SPEAK MY WORDS CRYSTAL CLEUHR
REFLECTING AT YOU LIKE A SPOTLESS MIRROR
-Ben Tamlin, Sioux Falls, South Dakota, November 18th, 1939, on whether or not he thought Conlin's Furniture was in fact truly going out of business this time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-12 at 1:51 AM UTC in MmQ is the most intelligent pester on the site
Originally posted by aldra we should do an annual Cris Cringel where we send each other awful gifts
Just kidding, sharing PI is a terrible idea
Depends on who you share it with at least. I participated in this before, I believe I got a hair strand, a hair-tie, and a packet of pizza spice from Papa John's, from Bradley.
I have a few little treats I could send someone.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-12 at 1:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Kinkou Either or. It's more fun to have someone to cuddle and kiss n whatever tho.
I am confident that I could provide you with a much superior sexual journey than does your current bf.
I'm also confident that if we met, you would thoroughly enjoy our time together and leave desiring for more of it.
I am the man for you, you just havent seen it yet. When you do, and you will, we are going to be one of the happiest couples to grace our Mother Earth.
I propose a 2-part contest between your bf and myself. Part 1 is a day on the town with you, demonstrating our talents, interests, and personality.
Part 2 is a head-to-head sexual deviency contest, with all participants in the room, and one hour each to perform a prepared sexual routine in which to woo you.
Part 2 will be rated by you on a 1-10 scale in the categories of 1)overall pleasure
2)number of orgazms
3)beginning to end experience
and 4)technique/skillz
This is to take place at a date mutually agreed upon within the following 2 months.
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2017-07-12 at 1:20 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSIm naked and fiddling with my private parts, such as one fidgets with a spinner.
Isnt it strange how a female hand on your cock can feel 10x better than your own hand? I've always thought that was interesting.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
