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1. 2017-07-05 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #3041
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   He said sometime not too long ago you said you'd ruin his *insert life/career something like that here*.
   
   Just don't pick on 1337. He's ma' nigga too, ya know.
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2. 2017-07-05 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #3042
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   hydro how much do you weight
   
   straight up you know i wouldn't trip
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3. 2017-07-05 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #3043
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   lol my cats outside right now with all the fireworks, probably hiding.
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4. 2017-07-05 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #3044
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I hope it gets blasted.
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5. 2017-07-05 at 4:04 AM UTC

   #3045
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by hydromorphone He said sometime not too long ago you said you'd ruin his *insert life/career something like that here*.
   
   Just don't pick on 1337. He's ma' nigga too, ya know.

   
   I never fucking said that. I have my a*utism memory power, everyone has noticed I remember nearly everything, particularly what I post.
   
   He must have misinterpreted what I said or confused a post I directed at someone else.
   
   The only relevant thing I can think of was some conversation that partially took place in PMs. It was about some of his life issues and me heavily criticizing him for his incredibly selfish plans after what had recently occurred, the problems he has in life. I never said a thing about ruining his life or career, I don't have any reason to. He can be very overly sensitive at times and angry, I actually remember him admitting that he likes to go online just to get pissed off at people and argue or fuck with them, something along those lines, so he could definitely have developed that idea because he thinks I don't like him.
   
   That nigga has serious problems, this just could just be some paranoid fantasy he's concocted in his mind. He did recently admit he's fallen back into opioid addiction, so who knows what's going on in his life and mind. It always ends up with him seriously fucked up in multiple ways.
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6. 2017-07-05 at 4:06 AM UTC

   #3046
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick
   
   lol my cats outside right now with all the fireworks, probably hiding.

   
   Damn, sundown. Things are bound to get cray cray at some point. Well, Ash seems to be pretty chill, she's just chilling out napping on a small stack of papers she likes to rest on, for some reason. I have my ear muffs + plugs.
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7. 2017-07-05 at 4:17 AM UTC

   #3047
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Malice Damn, sundown. Things are bound to get cray cray at some point. Well, Ash seems to be pretty chill, she's just chilling out napping on a small stack of papers she likes to rest on, for some reason. I have my ear muffs + plugs.

   
   I don't think there's any true psychology behind why any given cat likes to sleep in/on any given location. Chootie usually has 3 favorite spots at any given time, and she'll replace one of those about once a week, and another once a month, while always maintaining one permanent favorite.
   
   I sleep on my couch since my mattress hurts my back, so essentially Chootie has had the bed to herself for the last 6 months, and when I'm not there, or I'm sound asleep, she'll lay on these indentations she's made on the pillow at the head of my bed.
   
   Otherwise, right now, her other two spots are just a floor spot next to my TV, or on the top part of my couch near my head.
   
   She hasn't been using her cat tray much for the past few months, for whatever reason, but she'll sometimes rotate to that, or on my computer chair, or under my bed, or in the farthest corner of my closet, and on occasion when she's in a weird mood she'll somehow manage to find a spot that I somehow cannot find despite the fact that I live in a 1-bedroom apartment and I look as far as I can tell every fucking spot of the place.
   
   Goofballs. She likes laying on plastic bags sometimes as well, but she's never been a paper fan.
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8. 2017-07-05 at 4:22 AM UTC

   #3048
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I feel like writing a short story, someone give me a theme that isn't rape
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9. 2017-07-05 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #3049
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra I feel like writing a short story, someone give me a theme that isn't rape

   
   Rape with a capital R
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10. 2017-07-05 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #3050
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I feel like writing a short story, someone give me a theme that isn't rape

    
    review of spiceforce
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11. 2017-07-05 at 4:24 AM UTC

    #3051
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    hue
    
    No, uhhh, how about..... a farmer who lives alone and a group of 18-year old girls who pretend to be lost and come to his place in order to try and rob him.
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12. 2017-07-05 at 4:25 AM UTC

    #3052
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by sploo review of spiceforce

    
    oh yeah I forgot about that
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13. 2017-07-05 at 4:43 AM UTC

    #3053
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I feel like writing a short story, someone give me a theme that isn't rape

    
    I've always enjoyed personifying random objects. You can personify a meth pipe or a litter box. Whatever you want.
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14. 2017-07-05 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #3054
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Damn nigger, someone went all fucking out nearby. I had a pretty nice view right from my door.
    
    At first I thought it was a small scale professional fireworks show at a nearby park. I think it's literally being going on for over 20 minutes straight by now, possibly getting close to 30.
    
    Fucking redonkulous. I wonder how much those cost. They must some well off niggers or have good connections.
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15. 2017-07-05 at 5:03 AM UTC

    #3055
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ hue
    
    No, uhhh, how about….. a farmer who lives alone and a group of 18-year old girls who pretend to be lost and come to his place in order to try and rob him.

    
    No, rape, not rob. I'm in the mood for erotica. Hmm, there's actually a lot you could do on a farm...
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16. 2017-07-05 at 5:39 AM UTC

    #3056
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Malice No, rape, not rob. I'm in the mood for erotica. Hmm, there's actually a lot you could do on a farm…

    
    
    I figured there would be some implied rape, one way or the other.
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17. 2017-07-05 at 6:59 AM UTC

    #3057
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think I'm finally going to be able to quit drinking soda!
    
    I ordered a couple bottles of these: http://nootropicsdepot.com/caffeine-100mg-l-theanine-200mg-capsules/#PhotoSwipe1497355100470
    
    And I've had few soda cravings, and those that I did have have been manageable.
    
    It seems stupid but that is the addiction in my life that has been BY FAR the most difficult to kick, and is what I'd consider the only reason I'm overweight. I don't know why it's so hard for me to kick, probably because I've drank it for so long (since I was 11 or so, so about eleven years), but I think I'm finally going to be able to do it!
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18. 2017-07-05 at 7:01 AM UTC

    #3058
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Is Tor not loading for anyone else? I'm figuring everyone else thought it useless to be on the 4th and now there's a shit storm of vendors and junkies overloading it now that the postal holiday is over..
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19. 2017-07-05 at 7:01 AM UTC

    #3059
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I think I'm finally going to be able to quit drinking soda!
    
    I ordered a couple bottles of these: http://nootropicsdepot.com/caffeine-100mg-l-theanine-200mg-capsules/#PhotoSwipe1497355100470
    
    And I've had few soda cravings, and those that I did have have been manageable.
    
    It seems stupid but that is the addiction in my life that has been BY FAR the most difficult to kick, and is what I'd consider the only reason I'm overweight. I don't know why it's so hard for me to kick, probably because I've drank it for so long (since I was 11 or so, so about eleven years), but I think I'm finally going to be able to do it!

    
    Best of luck to you m8aroon. I can tell you from experience that once you dedicate yourself to water mostly, it gets easier every day, and in no time you'll find the thought of buying a sugary ass soda nearly repulsive.
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20. 2017-07-05 at 7:06 AM UTC

    #3060
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Best of luck to you m8aroon. I can tell you from experience that once you dedicate yourself to water mostly, it gets easier every day, and in no time you'll find the thought of buying a sugary ass soda nearly repulsive.

    
    Thanks. That's the plan, water and that Gatorade drink mix if I absolutely HAVE to have sugar.
    
    I feel somewhat more tired but better in every other way. I don't know if my body is just used to mass quantities of sugar or if it's just psychological.
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