Originally posted by Captain Falcon
sailor man's cock = sail her man's cock, as in move up and down it like a sail being furled and unfurled
Did you just attempt to explain a joke to me that you must KNOW I already understood ?
Shame on you.
Shame shame sb.s shame
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Olive the kinda bitch to sailor man's cock all day long
Replace sailor with savor. Yes.
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Originally posted by Sophie
What about olive oil? I like the extra virgin kind.
You ever watch Popeye you young ass bitch?
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Originally posted by Sophie
Then you're a faggot because coconut is the most revolting tasting thing on earth.
I think that goes to green olive.
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Only fat people and pussies feel too hot in Florida/Bahamas heat.
Sit in the shade with a nice margarita and enjoy the beautiful weather.
What if you like Pina coladas?
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
My weather would kill your weather via heat stroke.
My weather is cold as ice son. We'll suck your big heat cock right off!
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My weather is undefeated and would knock your weather's ass out in the first round.
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Originally posted by mashlehash
Tooooooort
Word in the street is that Tortus was given an INTERVENTION by his roommate and a bunch of other seamen. They took the beer out of his hand and out of his minifridge. Rumor has it only §m£ÂgØL and pan were witnesses to this event, which occured Sunday afternoon.
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Originally posted by mashlehash
I'll give you a thanks but you have to hold my hand my hand for no shorter than five minutes.
Deferred to stroke my cock thread and win prizes fast fast ding ding dk get skmg ding!!!
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Maybe I made this thread because I was 4 thanks from 2000 and needed my balls massaged. Idk
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
^mmmmmmk
Brooooooo are you like totallllatoriam pulling an all nighter to wait for the exclipse??!
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I think you mean "we're".
I'm going to give you credit which you can choose to accept or admit shouldn't be given, but I think that's correct. We ARE not meant to coexist, not we WERE NOT.
But I think you were just being cheeky and weren't thinking about that, because, in the sense of English, they're both correct and mean the same thing.
Thanks Geronimo for the people I love you and want you to pull me in your power wagon
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Originally posted by matrix
A 12 year old wouldn't really understand half of that.
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Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好
Lanny would be trying to teach the class and yelling at Bill Krozby for watching mukbang videos on his phone. Sploo would be huffing ether in the corner quietly and writing death threats to kinkou, who is passed out on her desk and has been for quite some time. MQ would be out behind the school getting stoned. Hydro would be cutting herself and crying loudly the bathroom. Nobody knows where the fuck bling is. Mash would be writing raps and doodling. Captain Falcon would be at the front with hand raised. Sophie would be reading manga because he already read the lesson Lanny is teaching. Casper would be selling guns in a different state because he dropped out the previous year.
Obviously I'd be having orgies in the next room over a pile of money and drugs. 10/10 super model bitches sucking all four of my dicks while I eat lo mein with panda meat.
What's Rizey doing? Can he get high with me, or I with him?
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Originally posted by mashlehash
Cocathalyn?
^A lisped gay man trying to say Cocoa Salad
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2017-09-06 at 6:16 PM UTC
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Originally posted by mashlehash
Sub-Zero is my mother fucking nigger
Be anyone you want against 7th grade me at Laffen's gas station after school and I'll ruin you and your family, including all the fatalities and babalities and beastys.
But only if I'm Smoke.
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2017-09-05 at 6:46 PM UTC
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y so bitter PoC
I'm bitter too. I don't know why, but I'm super bitter. All of this makes me bitter. Piles, totse, BBS forums, the 2010s, cock rings, feelings, hurricanes, fucking dead cats. All of it.
Today, I am bitter.
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2017-09-05 at 9:02 PM UTC
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In Druggland ....
Haha. I'm just picturing meth dispenseries loaded with tweakers all fidgeting and pacing about taking hours and hours to make their selections.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
What's your point, kid?
Rainbows don't objectively exist. What else?
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Originally posted by shapeshifter
ill cut your stomach open and drink the contents
I'll make a necklace out of your fingers while they're still attached to you.
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