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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie Then you're a faggot because coconut is the most revolting tasting thing on earth.

    I think that goes to green olive.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Only fat people and pussies feel too hot in Florida/Bahamas heat.

    Sit in the shade with a nice margarita and enjoy the beautiful weather.

    What if you like Pina coladas?
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery My weather would kill your weather via heat stroke.

    My weather is cold as ice son. We'll suck your big heat cock right off!
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My weather is undefeated and would knock your weather's ass out in the first round.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash Tooooooort

    Word in the street is that Tortus was given an INTERVENTION by his roommate and a bunch of other seamen. They took the beer out of his hand and out of his minifridge. Rumor has it only §m£ÂgØL and pan were witnesses to this event, which occured Sunday afternoon.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash I'll give you a thanks but you have to hold my hand my hand for no shorter than five minutes.

    Deferred to stroke my cock thread and win prizes fast fast ding ding dk get skmg ding!!!
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe I made this thread because I was 4 thanks from 2000 and needed my balls massaged. Idk
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^mmmmmmk

    Brooooooo are you like totallllatoriam pulling an all nighter to wait for the exclipse??!
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I think you mean "we're".

    I'm going to give you credit which you can choose to accept or admit shouldn't be given, but I think that's correct. We ARE not meant to coexist, not we WERE NOT.

    But I think you were just being cheeky and weren't thinking about that, because, in the sense of English, they're both correct and mean the same thing.

    Thanks Geronimo for the people I love you and want you to pull me in your power wagon
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by matrix

    A 12 year old wouldn't really understand half of that.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Lanny would be trying to teach the class and yelling at Bill Krozby for watching mukbang videos on his phone. Sploo would be huffing ether in the corner quietly and writing death threats to kinkou, who is passed out on her desk and has been for quite some time. MQ would be out behind the school getting stoned. Hydro would be cutting herself and crying loudly the bathroom. Nobody knows where the fuck bling is. Mash would be writing raps and doodling. Captain Falcon would be at the front with hand raised. Sophie would be reading manga because he already read the lesson Lanny is teaching. Casper would be selling guns in a different state because he dropped out the previous year.

    Obviously I'd be having orgies in the next room over a pile of money and drugs. 10/10 super model bitches sucking all four of my dicks while I eat lo mein with panda meat.

    What's Rizey doing? Can he get high with me, or I with him?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash Cocathalyn?

    ^A lisped gay man trying to say Cocoa Salad
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash Sub-Zero is my mother fucking nigger

    Be anyone you want against 7th grade me at Laffen's gas station after school and I'll ruin you and your family, including all the fatalities and babalities and beastys.

    But only if I'm Smoke.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm bitter too. I don't know why, but I'm super bitter. All of this makes me bitter. Piles, totse, BBS forums, the 2010s, cock rings, feelings, hurricanes, fucking dead cats. All of it.

    Today, I am bitter.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha. I'm just picturing meth dispenseries loaded with tweakers all fidgeting and pacing about taking hours and hours to make their selections.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What's your point, kid?

    Rainbows don't objectively exist. What else?
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by shapeshifter ill cut your stomach open and drink the contents

    I'll make a necklace out of your fingers while they're still attached to you.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Probably just saying hi.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am nothing more than a little boy inside
    That cries out for attention
    yet I always try to hide
    'Cause I talk to you like children,
    Though I don't know how I feel
    But I know I'll do the right thing
    If the right thing is revealed
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Such edge

    Post more often faggot.
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