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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    is it the one you can cure by fucking a virgin?



    .
  2. yeah

    but aliens too. UFO flankies get spankies $==>~~~~
  3. im a fan of chick flicks where they all die at some point now i watch like 5 horror movies a day

    best of these is:
    neon demon (one model eat's the other model's eye out of vomit and they all bathe is the top model's blood and there's a necrophillia scene and triangles 10/10)
    raw (a qt 17 year old girl gets her sex hormones mixed with the desire to eat human flesh)
  4. any recommendations of movies with good plots around female social dynamics/psychology like sex in the city or cheerleader drama but then blood and guts?
  5. o yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssss fam

  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by matrix raw (a qt 17 year old girl gets her sex hormones mixed with the desire to eat human flesh)

    French-Belgian, Cannes, death cluster eroticism, I feel like I could enjoy this.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Didn't see that coming. The champion remains his belts, though.

    No reason to argue the judges.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I got a PC, but I keep forgetting to remind my mom to bring over the mouse and ethernet cord when she comes over.

    Nigger you been forgetting for like 3 weeks now. Get on that ish.

    Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-09-17T13:28:36.917036+00:00
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    ISN'T IT MESSED UP HOW I'M JUST DYING TO MEET HIM?
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Let's go on a long drive
    Just you and me, fuck your wife
    You know, we're best friends for life
    Turn up the radio i like this jive
    Just two bros having a good time
    but never crossing the line
    Don't think i told you, but you look fine
    Open up the cooler man, i brought some wine
    Just you and me, two bros, having a good time
  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'm pretty sure I have a lot more freckles on my torso than I used to. I'm turning into a nigger. :'(
  13. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm pretty sure I have a lot more freckles on my torso than I used to. I'm turning into a nigger. :'(

    My shoulders are covered with freckles like 90% coverage.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I just noticed my armpits each have a pretty big one at around the same spot. That, uh.. I wonder if those are a glandular thing, or just a coincidence.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Anyone want an extra pancake?
  16. Originally posted by mmQ Anyone want an extra pancake?

    Me
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This bud tastes like goddamn 9/11 jet fuel my goodness gracious I am in loove
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Me

    Here. *gives pancake*
  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Protip: if you push on your gooch muscle, you get out that last little bit of piss.
  20. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I mean me too thanks

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