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2017-10-20 at 6 AM UTC in Impaired lady drives away from accident she caused in her damaged vehicle, gets chased
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I checked the comments. She got arrested shortly after the video; there was a link with an arrest blotter including her. What I want to know is how the fuck was that car driving with the front tire bent ninety fuckin degrees?
What I want to start seeing videos of is aftermaths of these. I want to see and hear this lady's arrest, jail intake, overnight behaviors, and next day behaviors and reactions. I want to see her see herself for the FOOL she is.
I was going to mention the driving part too, like, that's actually pretty impressive of her to maneuver that thing as much as she did, albeit was clearly SLAM ON GAS MAKE CAR TRY TO STAY STRAIGHT mode- moral of the story: If you're gonna drive drunk, wreck your car first to offset your impairment.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-19 at 4:38 AM UTC in The Poetry ThreadI, flower, am not alone.
I, flower, am not grown.
I, flower, watch and wait.
I, flower, life ain't great.
I, flower, have admirers.
I, flower, see desirers.
I, flower, envy them.
I, flower, few of friend.
I, flower, sit inside
I, flower, often hide
I, flower, want to bloom
I, flower, can't find room
I, flower, wilt away
I, flower, still remain
I, flower, though it's dark
I, flower, will find a wayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-20 at 8:27 PM UTC in Anyone here ever been married before?I've decided to get married so I can murder my wife and be known as the guy that murdered his wife.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-20 at 6:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RestStop This site's obsession with mmQ and his cat is a little unsettling.
Four things of note
1- There's no unsettling a chardini martini can't take care of
2- She's Chootie with the Bootie, and she deserves her time in the spotlight
3- plewg's avatar isn't my cat
4- I'm more unsettled by having to see my stupid face in one of the banners
Oh and 5- speaking of that, I checked out a bunch of different boards of canadia albums and they all sound almost identical and quite frankly, boring. What am I missing about their talent?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-19 at 3:51 AM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-19 at 8:58 AM UTC in Want free $5The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-19 at 9:26 AM UTC in How to use tinder successful
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery The part where he swore to god.
But really, I said AT FIRST. As in, when I read the word Bumble but not after.
So just to establish, you read it up until ,Bumble, thinking it was zoklet Bumble, because you hadn't read further, but upon continuing soon realized he wasn't in fact talking about zoklet Bumble like you had initially thought, but rather was discussing the dating application Bumble, at which point you posted and notified the rest of us of your mental blooper mistaking online application Bumble for stupid zoklet whore Bumble?
I want to get this as accurate as possible for my NIS book.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-19 at 11:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Ok I found out what the deal with this is.
Because of people who would get the permit and never bother to upgrade to the license, they started giving permit holders 180 days from date of issue to get the license, or else they lose the permit and can't get another one.
Problem is, I got my permit in 2012, never bothered to upgrade to the license, and haven't ridden a motorcycle since then
So now I'm going to have to get a motorcycle, learn to ride it again, and then go take the license test, all without a license to ride.
That, or take the motorcycle safety course
There are details missing. Surely you'd be grandfathered in, in that the new 180-day change should not affect your prior arrangement.
But I guess if you haven't used it since 2012 it would probably be long expired anyway.. So yeah, just take the safety course, or go to the DMV and renew your permit. You can teach THEM if the time comes that you are completely entitled to a permit renewal based upon the 2012 renewal conditions and any attempted hindrance of said previously established and agreed upon renewal procedure shall and henceforth will be presumed as both obstruction of justice and criminal misconduct, both separately punishable by up to death by a firing squad of their peers.
What do you normally have to do for permit anyway? Here it's always just been passing a written test.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-19 at 5:24 AM UTC in How to use tinder successfulThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-19 at 2:51 AM UTC in Lol I'm high as shit niggaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-19 at 2:48 AM UTC in The Poetry Thread
Originally posted by Captain Falcon He looked up from the day
With a mouth full of sand
And saw a broken glass
"And alas the little boy trapped inside an hourglass is free to explore the world"
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"Ahem. My apologies, this just in. The boy trapped inside an hourglass has received multiple lacerations and has been pronounced dead at the scene. Our thoughts and prayers got out to his loved ones. Now here's Tom with the sports!"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-11 at 2:58 AM UTC in What would you do if you had a virtual time machine?I would do things like be a famous porn star or musician. Can we program people's minds to think whatever we want them to think?
Like if that were the case, I'd go back to say 7th grade and make it so in the middle of one of my classes at school, the 3 cutest girls would all suddenly have an irresponsible urge to come to my desk and start giving me blowjobs and rimming me, and the teacher would undress on her desk and start fisting herself, all the while everyone else in the room is experiencing this as a normal student would, obviously wondering what the fuck is happening, or better yet how.
Then I'd suddenly have a bunch of clear ovens drop down over the boy's desks where they sit, and slowly heat them up as the boys roast to death, all the while I'm still fuxxin with these 3 girls while the other girls in the class are dumbfounded and horrified, but of course I'd lock them in and after all the boys were dead and charring up nicely (this would all take place over the course of at least 12 hours), I would drive spikes through all the girl's left eyes including the three on my cock, then have everyone in the room including the crisped corpses each have a seat on a long miniature train akin to a kid's ride at an amusement park, taking them to the downtown district and parading my line of mutilated females and burnt males, the teacher and I conducting the train and throwing live grenades here and there, rocket launchers and lasers, breathing massive bursts of fire and causing some to have their bones spontaneously snap and crack at morbid and absurd angles until their skeleton resembled a limp dangly Halloween ornament.
Then I'd eat a fistful of pure mdma eat a bunch of banana cream pie.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-14 at 9:57 PM UTC in Which of You Ball-less Uber-bottoms Have Ever Fallen Out of an AirplaneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-13 at 7:27 PM UTC in I find facebook more entertaining and informative than this siteThey have about 100 million users for every one user we have here, so yeah, hopefully their site would be a bit more stimulating. Interestingly enough, for having over a billion users, they still are too pussy to talk about piss balloons.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-12 at 2:26 AM UTC in So, this is happening...*prays for mass shooting*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-13 at 8:52 PM UTC in THE ONE TRUE RETARDED THREADAre you today's date cuz babe youre totally 10/13The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-13 at 7:43 AM UTC in Just kicked out my girlfriendOops I just saw the Pixies and they went hard! YayyyyyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-03 at 8:44 AM UTC in I've mad a thread about this b4, but, cmonAgreeing with your shirnk to see you a few times whjile you're drunk and can tell things better to her. haha
Aahahahaha
Sorry I laffd at a thought I had I was think about actor. ACTOR.
Actor: Im a muistard staind
me: no, you're butter than that
psycholgist: ur both need to ketchup with the times
me and actro: UHHHHHHH
*resounding silence and cringe*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-12 at 2:06 AM UTC in This stupid bitch in my apt complexNot a bad idea. Just slide it under her door, I'll write it ransom style with magazine letter cutouts, something to the effect of
IF DON'T LEARN TO SHUT YOUR DOG UP IM GONNA BREAK INTO YOUR APARTMENT AT NIGHT AND SLIT BOTH YOUR THROATS. ONLY WARNING.
THANK YOUThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-15 at 7:36 PM UTC in We should start a Community Knitting GroupThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
