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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by benny vader that sounds more like an advisory, its not as assertive as karma.

    karma says

    if you fuck other people, other people *WILL* fuck you.

    guaranteed.

    And that's why karma is tomfoolery. In order to fulfill itself, it has to continue a never ending cycle that provides 'karmatic justice' only 50% of the time.

    For example, Jimmy steals 9 apples from Mrs. Bunn's apple tree. A few weeks later, karma gets Jimmy when a boy named Timmy comes and steals his bike. Now karma is even with Jimmy, but even though Timmy helped unknowingly fulfill it, he also did wrong by stealing the bike, and so karma has to fulfill itself for fulfilling itself.

    Karma would do more harm than good if it was real and consistent.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ajax Bill Krozby, that means you’re known as the guy who talks too much so it gets awkward when actually shut up for once.

    You need to ask more questions and listen rather than try to lead or dominate the conversation. People love to talk about themselves, so you will appear more likeable if you ask probing questions about them. Then listen intently and repeat back some of what they say to show that you were listening.

    I like to challenge myself - if you’re the only one in the room who is right, then are you really right?

    Eh, I have two co-workers who tell me shit all day long and rarely shut up, and when they do stop I definitely don't think 'this is awkward', I think 'thank god, I can enjoy some silence.'

    The uncomfortable silence people are just too stupid to have anything interesting to say so they say the only thing they can think of, hoping the other person will take the reigns again.

    I agree that talking in ten minute blocks of chat is probably not the best form of 2-way casual conversation and that intermittent questions are key to a good back and forth dialogue, but either way, if you get uncomfortable when I stop talking, it means you're weird and stupid.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Can I have this translated into suburban english please?

    Sucker, you're not even flaunting your riches like me *hops in the Porsche with a multi-cultural light-skinned black girl who likes to fuck while I also sing praise to the Ruler of Hell*
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Typical mq, always bringing the attention back to himself.

    Sorry dude. I never knew the change for the worst I was gonna bring upon coming to tinychat. I wish I never woulda joined and you guys could be happy right now. I FUCKED IT UP. AS USUAL
    thanks and sorry I said
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    H.A.G.S.!!! call me
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    *turns computer upside down*

    I'm the clown that came to town to type this message upside down

    *turns computer right side up*

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    Party hardy,rock and roll
    Drink bicardi, smoke a bowl
    Life is good and sex is free
    We're the class of seventeen!

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    Birds fly ducks quack I just came to sign your crack

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    It was SOO AWESOME having class with you this year ur always making me laugh and I love ur smile

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    HAKAS Stay Cool
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 where they all high on something ?

    A bridge.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist they're kids, i very much doubt they could keep their mouths shut for more than 5 seconds. even for something this serious at least one or two would go shouting off to their pals at school just to show off.



    .
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat There's a murder going on somewhere right now.. elsewhere, a man is jacking off..

    And for some of us, those are the same thing.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Its not the same and you KNOW IT.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Panthrax I thought of one, c if anyone can guess who i think is the EDGELORD of the Year

    Many forms of edgelording like best drama edgelord or best supporting edgelord in a short thread or best edgelord fight or best unaware projectionist tryhard edgelord.. among others.

    Best OVERALL EdgeLord is not to be handed out lightly.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who'd you take it from?

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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmQ Unrelated but I wanted to see if you had seen this video which I'm assuming is similar to something you had mentioned closer to the shooting about doing audio analysis and ballistics comparison dealios to try and distinguish any potential multiple shooters. I don't expect you to watch the 30 minutes but what's your opinion? This guy seems like he's credible enough to be claiming there's another shooter.

    Oops I didn't even post it.




    Post last edited by mmQ at 2017-10-25T04:30:31.028683+00:00
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Allison Wunderland stars alongside Big Black Rabbit, the Cheshire Cock, and the Mad Nutter in one of the most anticipated full-length adult feature films since the likes of The Little Spermaid and Forrest Hump

    Prepare to take a journey into the rabbit hole and damn near every other hole in award winning director Quentin Tarantino's pornographic debut

    A Wonderland In Alice


    In select theatres Christmas day 2017
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Finally found my mask for Halloween. Whew!

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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I recently learned how to whistle. I still suck at it, but I can do it.

    Is that what you're practicing in the pictures?
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Blood can get trapped under the skin and cause some bruises to last months or years even. It's just a waiting game. The only way to speed up the process is to carve the bruise out of your body, eat the chunk of blood-skin, digest it, and flush it far far away so it can't come back and find you (which is also why you eat and shit it first in order to humiliate and embarrass the bruise. This helps to deter it from trying to come back and seek vengeance.)
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra what does HIGH GRAVITY mean?

    It means no worries, for the rest of your day.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Something tells me you shouldn't be a carpenter.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery More like LAME! Aha. hahaha. haHA. AhaHAHA. He can't walk.



    Originally posted by Panthrax Exactly, I loathe photobucket for this.

    More like photoFUCKIT! Aha. hahaha. haHA. AhaHAHA. It can't walk.


























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    Wait a second.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So we've established it's mom's lives. Thank you!
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