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2017-11-08 at 1:06 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Sophie "I need to examine your vagina"
"B-but doctor, you did that twice already today!"
"THIS IS YOUR FUCKING MEDICINE Ms. Anderson!"
Lol
*Gets done examining vagina. Stands upright, takes off glasses*
"Well, Ms. Anderson, she's looking and running good down there, so I'll see you in 6 months."
"Well thanks Doc!" *Starts getting up to leave*
*Doc gently pushes Ms. Anderson back down*
"I need to examine your vagina."
Repeat 3-10xThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-08 at 12:50 AM UTC in Devin Patrick KelleyI remember one time me mom drove me to my uncle's house on a whim and I want feeling good my stomach hurt and I had been throwing up earlier. She let me in and then just took off right away. Sure enough it wasn't just my uncle it was all 6 of them and they were wearing robes and chanting, basically they tied me up and for the next few hours took turns.. WAIT JUST A SECOND ! AHA!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-07 at 6:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Jars of formaldehyde is where I soak my dick
Put it down your throat so you can taste my sherm stick
Soon you'll be laughing as you're begging me for more
But sorry I am thirsty so I'm going to the store
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2017-11-07 at 6:19 PM UTC in Ahhh shit nig she be tweekin!
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Thanks man. But yeah I don't know are you murican by chance? Last week I was sitting out on the step sippin the last few sips of my brew waiting for the dryer to finish my clothes. And some lady walked out of one of the buildings wearing a nursing uniform and she said "hey, in kind of a sarcastic agressive way" and ask me how I was doing and that her name is blah blah blah i don't remember and I told introduced myself and then she startted telling me how she didn't appreciate me looking into her bedroom window the other night.
And I was like lol what are you talking about? I;ve never seen you before in my life. And she got in her car and slammed the door shut.
Last night I walked to my work because I have a key and it didn't open because the door was really cold and there were people working on the streets and it was 1 a.m. and I was all bundled up with a mask trying aggressively to open the front door, wriggling the key and getting into different stances for leverage purposes, all the while I didn't want to turn around figuring that would look suspicious like I was trying to break into the place, but I could feel all these people watching me with hairy eyes, so I was CONFOUNDED, and I decided to give it one last power try because if I got in I wouldn't have to turn around and look like the guilty motherfucker that just walked up to this restaurant in the middle of the night, fucked with the lock for several minutes, then turned around and left.
It didn't work, and I had to turn around and look like the guilty motherfucker that just walked up to this restaurant in the middle of the night, fucked with the lock for several minutes, then turned around and left.
They went about their business but I could see them all peering at me as I walked away.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-07 at 2:22 AM UTC in Astronomy is lameI swear, by the moon and the stars and the sky, I'm going to the gas station to get milk, and I'll be right back.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-06 at 7 AM UTC in alcohol is a really shitty drugThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-04 at 7:54 AM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturdayDie in an extremely rare accident.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-04 at 6:54 PM UTC in Posters of least valueLike this if you're here in 2017.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-04 at 6:40 PM UTC in Posters of least valueAh, fuck. Too late. Sorry guys.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-04 at 2:03 AM UTC in My secret society
Originally posted by RestStop I will only and I mean ONLY participate if these infants are sacrifices to Lucifer and increases my wealth in some supernaturally fast way.
After they die I will choose several to be hollowed out and filled with cash and techamphetamine, and we will all take our turn with a spiked baseball bat at the human piñatas. All the while maintaining chants.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-03 at 7:10 AM UTC in week wheyete gets murked for his car and money by two 14 year old girls"Aight den mama I'm gonna sleep over at Shaniqua's tonight."
*grabs stash of police batons and hides in bushes to assault and rob random pizza boy them steal his car and go on high speed chase*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-11 at 9:10 PM UTC in Posts per day graphThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-01 at 4:56 AM UTC in Spurious Is Not a Specialty ForumThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-01 at 5:25 AM UTC in Discipline and improvement through transhumanism
Originally posted by HTS by whose metric is it poor. if it's not your own, that's some other shit. i ain't nobody's bitch. if im shutting off half my brain to do shit, it better be worth more to me than basic ass bullshit like working out and doing chores and shit. if that shit mattered to me enough that i'd be willing to potentially sell my freedom/autonomy for it, it'd be worth enough for me to just fucking do it the old fashion way.
You're my case in point Lucy buns. Everything you do is self-justified and you nare make a choice that goes against your own ingrained selfish desires.
You are my case. In point.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-01 at 5:13 AM UTC in Topless mother killed while hanging out of car windowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-01 at 4:53 AM UTC in Topless mother killed while hanging out of car windowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-31 at 11:04 PM UTC in People Don't Like MeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-31 at 11:06 PM UTC in Nude pics for sale
Originally posted by Sophie Looks nothing like in the states. There are some trick or treaters but it's in designated neighborhoods and the people living there will have to sign up with the school organizing the event. A lot of the country just doesn't participate. Some areas more than others which is not that strange because we only have carnival in the southern part of the country as well but Halloween is more sporadic.
Also, it could be she just doesn't like peanut butter whatever you gave her.
What about decorating and pumpkins and such? Do you mostly not do that either? Do you ever take lolis to the pet cemetery to FUCK?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!honkThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-31 at 2:37 AM UTC in Nude pics for sale
Originally posted by infinityshock no one said you had a choice in the matter
Daaaang Jill! That's fucking stone cold! §m£ÂgØL thought he could decide what to sell the photos for and you came in all badass like 'Boy you're gonna give me them photos and I'm gonna give you an ass fucking in exchange, and that's final!'
And that was that! Fucking silenced him man. So did you get the photos? Did you push your cock deep into his ass without his consent because you're such a badass?! You said you were gonna do it and you're a man of your weird so I wouldn't expect anything less. Holy shit I can't believe the nerve you've got to come in saying hard hitting shit like that Jill. Now THAT is why nobody fucks with you around here because they know you say what you mean and you do what you say. A true resident tough guy. I stand in awe.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
