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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-10-31 at 12:37 PM UTCI can't believe I'm not hungover today.
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2017-10-31 at 2:25 PM UTCI can't believe it's not butter, spread.
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2017-10-31 at 3:04 PM UTCGirl at work yesterday gave me a 70 mg Vyvanse, I haven't had any amphetamine in months. Took it this morning with 30 mg Noopept and 200 mg caffeine and now I've got the entire inside of my fridge taken apart and scrubbed and reorganized, took all the shelves and drawers out too and cleaned the fuck out of it. Now I'm going at the walls around my kitchen with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser scrubbing them completely white. Going to clean out the garage and patio next.
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2017-10-31 at 3:06 PM UTCu shud text her
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2017-10-31 at 3:07 PM UTCTimes like this just make me want to pick up a couple grams of meth again since I see how much potential amphetamine unlocks for me even at reasonable doses. Last time I had good ice I would cap up 20 mg doses and use it like super powered Desoxyn.
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2017-10-31 at 4:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery This menu test is fucking insane. At least they test a different section each day for eight days, but this is fucking overwhelming. Anybody with experience with this sort of thing got any advice on how to memorize this shit? Fuck, my head feels like it's spinning, I'm getting so stressed.
I had a job as a server for one day and left after orientation when I realized I was going to be bringing food to un-numbered tables in un-nubmbered rooms in the dark (dinner and movie place.) There was 17 rooms, half of them had unique numbering systems. Apparently it was not at all uncommon to take the test three or four times. The orientation manager said he took it seven times. For minimum wage. No tips.
So whatever you have to learn, it's probably not that bad and you're probably going to get paid more. I've learned menus and tables before, but that shit was INSANE.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-31 at 5:04 PM UTCI wanna' talk shit about hospitality and serving jobs but i am actually happy people do that kind of thing. So it seems unfair of me to talk shit about them.
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2017-10-31 at 5:07 PM UTCWhy would you talk shit on them? It's an honest job.
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2017-10-31 at 5:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I had a job as a server for one day and left after orientation when I realized I was going to be bringing food to un-numbered tables in un-nubmbered rooms in the dark (dinner and movie place.) There was 17 rooms, half of them had unique numbering systems. Apparently it was not at all uncommon to take the test three or four times. The orientation manager said he took it seven times. For minimum wage. No tips.
So whatever you have to learn, it's probably not that bad and you're probably going to get paid more. I've learned menus and tables before, but that shit was INSANE.
Well, you've inspired me to open a horror restaurant which will be 100% pitch black inside the dining areas and feature a chaotic atmosphere featuring an endless loop of Calliope music accompanied by agonizing moans and screams, frequently introduced wafts of putrid aromas, and a blood soaked and spattered environment with live executions and forced participation.
A few shitty lightbulbs will occasionally flicker on for a second or two so the patrons don't feel like they're completely being left in the dark.
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2017-10-31 at 5:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Well, you've inspired me to open a horror restaurant which will be 100% pitch black inside the dining areas and feature a chaotic atmosphere featuring an endless loop of Calliope music accompanied by agonizing moans and screams, frequently introduced wafts of putrid aromas, and a blood soaked and spattered environment with live executions and forced participation.
A few shitty lightbulbs will occasionally flicker on for a second or two so the patrons don't feel like they're completely being left in the dark.
:D
Thanks Glalm
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2017-10-31 at 6:01 PM UTCLul this is what's fucked about America. Let's make servers being paid 3.75/hr+tips memorize our retarded ass service necronomicon so they can deliver our shit nachos to their tables. WOW THE LABOUR MARKET IS FUCKED, I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED???
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2017-10-31 at 6:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Well, you've inspired me to open a horror restaurant which will be 100% pitch black inside the dining areas and feature a chaotic atmosphere featuring an endless loop of Calliope music accompanied by agonizing moans and screams, frequently introduced wafts of putrid aromas, and a blood soaked and spattered environment with live executions and forced participation.
A few shitty lightbulbs will occasionally flicker on for a second or two so the patrons don't feel like they're completely being left in the dark.
:D
Thanks Glalm
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2017-10-31 at 6:12 PM UTC
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2017-10-31 at 6:25 PM UTC
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2017-10-31 at 6:32 PM UTCdont call me autistic bitch
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2017-10-31 at 6:49 PM UTChonkThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-31 at 7:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lul this is what's fucked about America. Let's make servers being paid 3.75/hr+tips memorize our retarded ass service necronomicon so they can deliver our shit nachos to their tables. WOW THE LABOUR MARKET IS FUCKED, I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED???
fucking lol.
I went to a place that has a high 'min wage' for an open interview not long ago and the thirst was intense. They had to bring more chairs. -
2017-10-31 at 7:37 PM UTCAll I want for Halloween is a one piece 8 ball shard! Would indeed be the greatest "treat" of all.
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2017-10-31 at 7:53 PM UTCfucking spooks everywhere
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2017-10-31 at 7:57 PM UTC
